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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > The Remember a Football Guy Thread
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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Quiet Feet posted:

He was really good at falling forward to get 3 yards. Classic "you need "X" yards he get you 3 yards" guy.
For the Panthers, this was Jeff King, but he was a "You need X" he gets exactly X and falls down. No yards after catch.

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Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
 Quentin Jammer

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Hugh Millen
Bubby Brister
Anthony Miller (The one from the 90s)

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

 Jeremy Zuttah

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

 Alex Smith (TE)

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TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

 Brandon Jacobs

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Najeh Davenport

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Anthony Carter

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
 WR Josh Reed. Another incredibly mediocre-at-best player that stuck on the Bills for years and years.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Pat McQuistan

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Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

 Andy Lee

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Weebly
May 6, 2007

General Chaos wants you!
College Slice

Intruder posted:

The one the Texans inexplicably took ahead of Marcus Peters? Or a different one?

Nah the one selected by the Browns who was our best receiver for the longest time.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Did Marcedes Lewis retire yet? Because talk about a dude who should be on this list because he retired like a decade ago.

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Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

Intruder posted:

Najeh Davenport

I always remember this dude, just for the "making GBS threads in a friend's hamper when he was drunk" story. Really showed he had that burst, alright

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Kurgarra Queen posted:

WR Josh Reed. Another incredibly mediocre-at-best player that stuck on the Bills for years and years.

Jake Reed, who built an entire career out of not needing to be covered like Cris Carter or Randy Moss

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Chris Cooley
Mike Sellers

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Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

 Adrian Peterson

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

 The world’s fastest man

Chris Johnson of Tennessee

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Weebly
May 6, 2007

General Chaos wants you!
College Slice
Ben Gay

Scott Fujita

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Dat Nguyen

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Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

 Scott Player
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Johnny Knox

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Rob Bironas

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS
 Mike Gandy, a journeyman LT.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Brandon Moore, the most famous butt in NFL history

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ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
 R.W. McQuarters

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Louis Delmas

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Todd Lyght

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

C-Euro posted:

Louis Delmas

I remember him

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Weebly
May 6, 2007

General Chaos wants you!
College Slice

Black Lighter posted:

Todd Lyght

Matt Light

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Danny Shelton, who was a hulking DT first round pick of the browns, won the last Superbowl with the Pats and bounced around the league a bit. He's mostly memorable for this insane story from high school with his older brother getting jumped, he and his younger brother going to confront the guy who came out firing, killing the younger brother then getting pounded into people pudding by Danny.

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 Haruki Nakamura. Once hip tossed a saint player and it owned.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 Cody Glenn

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Terrence Cody

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Terrence Cody

Never forget when they superimposed Rich Eisen's 40 against Mount Cody

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Havoc904
Jul 29, 2006

A school festival is a festival that takes place at our school!
Marcel Reese

Jesse Holley

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Germane Crowell

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Jermaine Wiggins
Jake Ballard
Eric Green
Will Tye
Orleans Darkwa

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Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

fartknocker posted:

Jermaine Wiggins
Jake Ballard
Eric Green
Will Tye
Orleans Darkwa

The last name was not a real person

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ornery and Hornery posted:

The last name was not a real person



Mildly interesting story: His name popped up among a list of college players some friends of mine ran across years ago, and amused by it, we added it to our “Space Names” list since it sounded like something out of Gundam or Star Wars, and we always needed extra names for nerdly RPG purposes. A few years later, I’m playing Madden and he’s on the Giants depth chart, and ended up being my leading rusher in franchise mode for a while.

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