Salt Fish posted:

Some heinetwork.tv highlights if you missed them:

Joey's Corner a new series by Joey P:
https://www.heinetwork.tv/article/joeys-corner-being-co-host-of-on-cinema-has-been-a-blast/

Baboon Money Lost:
https://www.heinetwork.tv/article/lost-jamiroque-hat-found/

Gregg's new blog "Movie Time" has 2 articles:
https://www.heinetwork.tv/movie-time/

Deck of Cards now out on VHS
https://oncinema.merchtable.com/media/deck-of-cards-vhs

mst4k posted:

I freaking love Joey and kaili and Michael Matthews and all the supporting cast of this show. Somehow they get drat near perfect performances out of everyone, it’s amazing honestly.

mst4k posted:

I freaking love Joey and kaili and Michael Matthews and all the supporting cast of this show. Somehow they get drat near perfect performances out of everyone, it’s amazing honestly.

duomo posted:

this week's podcast is a real popcorn classic

That DICK! posted:

i had a similar revelation as it resolved the only question i had regarding one of tim's best oscar outfits



can't believe we got madame web before whaleman

quote:

Movies are not that important.

They are a minor distraction from daily life and the toils and sacrifices strong minded people must face each day as they persevere though many trials and troubles against all odds. I have faced these challenges each and every day as I try and make the world a better place through my example and more importantly my deeds. This is self evident and obvious to most, if not all.

The On Cinema At the Cinema show was a minor project in the list of many things I am more proud of and continue to develop as I grow as an artist, entrepreneur, community leader and inspiration to so many. This book needlessly chronicles the many reviews we gave over several years but more importantly it shines a light on the many more important elements of my life, including the number one rock group, Dekkar, the hit EDM group DKR as well as the hit television show, Decker.

I have very little respect for those who mire themselves in the muck of knowing useless trivia and pointless data about movies, and unfortunately this book is peppered in with wasted ink and pulp. We worked hard with the publisher to extract these pages, or at least make them easy to remove for the vast multitudes of readers who wish to avoid such uselessness. Unfortunately, we were unable to perforate these sections so you will be required to use a little extra force to extract these pages. Or you can just avoid this book completely! There are so many other things you can be doing with your time.

All the best,
Tim Heidecker 2019
Whaleman 2020

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kalensc posted:

lmao what the hell, I knew about Gregg in Ant-Man and Tim in F4ntastic, but I hadn't noticed that Tim's in Ant-Man & The Wasp.

Where he plays a maritime tour guide.
And hints they'll see some humpback whales.
And calls himself a "whale-head".
In a film set in San Francisco.
Which is the second movie in its series.

kalensc posted:

And hints they'll see some humpback whales.
And calls himself a "whale-head".
In a film set in San Francisco.
Which is the second movie in its series.

derp posted:

holllly poo poo, what an episode, so its supposed to be tim in the video, right? it sounded like his voice to me. i feel like we're supposed to know who it is. or else he coerced mark somehow into doing it.

Salt Fish posted:

The shooter looks like they've got an extra 30 pounds on Joey just going by the chin. No offense to whoever it actually is.

Salt Fish posted:

The shooter looks like they've got an extra 30 pounds on Joey just going by the chin. No offense to whoever it actually is.

ALFbrot posted:

Joey saying, after an ominous fireside chat with Tim and G. Amato, that he didn't have time to see a movie because of work, and because of "additional workload from work that's come up because of certain people's actions"

Salt Fish posted:

Yeah.. he has to secure additional funding for the pep boys movie because a certain someone (gregg) took certain action (buying a fake prop broom for $1000).