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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




BonHair posted:

Still mad that the woke mob banned zoophilia in Denmark and destroyed our cow sex industry.

(We already had animal cruelty laws, so it was technically probably redundant)

I imagine a cow sex pest could have made the argument that it's not cruelty because the cows don't seem bothered, they probably don't even notice. A veterinarian can shove his whole arm up in there to the elbow and the cow doesn't seem especially bothered about it.

I think someone made an argument like that in the Mr. Hands case? The horse wasn't injured so the surviving human couldn't be charged with animal cruelty just trespass. They had to make a new law specifically about bestiality. The reason Washington didn't already have a law about it was back in 1976 they repealed the sodomy law that criminalized anal and oral sex, but also bestiality and necrophilia.

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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
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I uh don't put quite as much though into bestiality tbh

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

It's mostly just a weird thing to think about when you consider the meat industry systematically essentially raping, torturing and killing huge amounts of animals. The Danish media is trying to get an outrage going over test animals in medical research, with Novo Nordisk using hundreds of monkeys in a year. Like, that's not ideal, but consider the millions of equally intelligent pigs? Same with zoophilia, sure it's gross, but on the whole, it's not really making a dent in the amount of animal cruelty

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

BonHair posted:

It's mostly just a weird thing to think about when you consider the meat industry systematically essentially raping, torturing and killing huge amounts of animals. The Danish media is trying to get an outrage going over test animals in medical research, with Novo Nordisk using hundreds of monkeys in a year. Like, that's not ideal, but consider the millions of equally intelligent pigs? Same with zoophilia, sure it's gross, but on the whole, it's not really making a dent in the amount of animal cruelty

Yep this was a tokin opposition post

Frame it

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

There were dog brothels conspicuously close to the German border until Denmark banned zoophilia in 2015. Until then the argument was that, as long as the animal doesn't physically suffer, what's the harm? They were blind to the existence of Martin Henriksen, a vile and hateful creature conceived in the union of man and pig.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

that can’t be a true post. wtf

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I would simply not gently caress an animal.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I would simply not gently caress an animal.

Impossible, to a German

OH MY BAD
Feb 5, 2024

by Pragmatica

tokin opposition posted:

Yeah I believe in suicide as a fundamental right in a world where you cannot consent to being born into, but also it strikes me that all attempts to institute this is basically a way to socially murder the disabled* in a way that's less troublesome for other people.

* Tokin take time: poverty is a disability


yesss finally disabled time to act up at Kroger

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


no animal (or most plants) on earth is smart enough to meaningfully consent

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

blatman posted:

no animal (or most plants) on earth is smart enough to meaningfully consent

*To a Venus flytrap plant*: baby what that mouth do?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Failed Imagineer posted:

Impossible, to a German

I would simply not be a German.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

euphronius posted:

that can’t be a true post. wtf

Denmark was by far the largest producer of bestiality porn until they banned loving animals in 2015.

Always keep this in mind when interacting with Danish posters.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I would simply not gently caress an animal.

Then how would I know how to gently caress you like an animal? Checkmate anthropophile

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Orange Devil posted:

Denmark was by far the largest producer of bestiality porn until they banned loving animals in 2015.

Always keep this in mind when interacting with Danish posters.
Zoodium

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


yeah yeah, and theres a secret annual whale-loving tournament :rolleye:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



If it's such a secret, how come you're so familiar with it? :thunk:

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Doc Hawkins posted:

yeah yeah, and theres a secret annual whale-loving tournament :rolleye:

Casual sex implies competitive sex I guess. I'm not sure I want to understand the rules

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


BonHair posted:

Casual sex implies competitive sex I guess. I'm not sure I want to understand the rules

there is, im only bronze league because the higher ranks are riddled with cheaters

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Orange Devil posted:

Denmark was by far the largest producer of bestiality porn until they banned loving animals in 2015.

Always keep this in mind when interacting with Danish posters.

i thought that mostly stopped when that one woman died from an od long before that. Lone something? there was an obituary iirc

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Carthag Tuek posted:

i thought that mostly stopped when that one woman died from an od long before that. Lone something? there was an obituary iirc

she od'd on bestiality?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

she od'd on bestiality?

no heroin or something. probably not the best life to be known as the star of bestiality porn

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
She did it with a heron?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

she od'd on bestiality?

well there was at least one woman who died from something like that

https://www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


im just saying, it's a slippery slope, the dendrophiles are next

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

blatman posted:

there is, im only bronze league because the higher ranks are riddled with cheaters

Finishing third seems like a pretty good outcome for sex in my estimation.

Paladinus posted:

She did it with a heron?

Nah, she was the heroine

OH MY BAD
Feb 5, 2024

by Pragmatica
real deep dive on banging animals here gang. lets change the subject

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Carthag Tuek posted:

i thought that mostly stopped when that one woman died from an od long before that. Lone something? there was an obituary iirc

Died from otter dick

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Biplane posted:

Died from with otter dick

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
The specter of morally inept haunts Europe

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

OH MY BAD posted:

lets change the subject

Do it yourself

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Eating meat causes cancer

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Doc Hawkins posted:

im just saying, it's a slippery slope, the dendrophiles are next

dendrophiles really need to branch out to explore their sexuality

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Eat This Glob posted:

dendrophiles really need to branch out to explore their sexuality

That leaves a lot to desire. The important thing is to not stalk anyone

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer
this explains all the Treebeard fanfic I found on that geocities site.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

To be fair... posted:

this explains all the Treebeard fanfic I found on that geocities site.

Please don't doxx me.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

tokin opposition posted:

Eating meat causes cancer

Wait till you learn how dangerous oxygen is

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Eat This Glob posted:

dendrophiles really need to branch out to explore their sexuality

BonHair posted:

That leaves a lot to desire. The important thing is to not stalk anyone

can we knot with this

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Doc Hawkins posted:

can we knot with this

I thought we were done talking about zoophilia

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Regarde Aduck posted:

Wait till you learn how dangerous oxygen is

The leading cause of death? Life. Checkmate, atheists.

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