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There's a SexyLosers comic in here somewhere.
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I just... dude, why your dad? I guess because he looks like you and has successfully conceived at least one child?
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Feb 16, 2024 07:35
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Your dad wasn't available ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Feb 16, 2024 07:39
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Antivehicular posted:I just... dude, why your dad? I guess because he looks like you and has successfully conceived at least one child?
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Feb 16, 2024 07:42
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This is why you never mix cum.
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Feb 16, 2024 08:01
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I'm very confused as to what the thought process behind that whole endeavor was.
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Feb 16, 2024 08:15
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Maybe the son was worried he was shooting blanks so he thought he'd do a bit of load doping with his virile dad
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Feb 16, 2024 08:48
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EoinCannon posted:Maybe the son was worried he was shooting blanks so he thought he'd do a bit of load doping with his virile dad This way he doesn’t have to know for sure that it’s not his bio kid. It’s like giving one guy in a firing squad a wax bullet, except here he gets to pretend he’s not firing blanks.
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Feb 16, 2024 08:59
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Antivehicular posted:I just... dude, why your dad? I guess because he looks like you and has successfully conceived at least one child? Just something about daddy's cummies.
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Feb 16, 2024 10:24
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Edmund Sparkler posted:I'm very confused as to what the thought process behind that whole endeavor was. The reason for using a close relative as a donor is that way you're still raising someone of your own bloodline and family name either way. Some boys are real touchy about that sort of thing. And the kid will have a family resemblance. The reason for mixing it into a family cum jamboree is so nobody knows for sure that he is shooting blanks.
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Feb 16, 2024 10:56
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Antivehicular posted:I just... dude, why your dad? I guess because he looks like you and has successfully conceived at least one child? Pretty straightforward from a  standpoint.If your dad is the father of you and your wife's child, that would make you...  ...the child's half-brother. Better than no genetic relation at all
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Feb 16, 2024 11:10
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Family Cum Jamboree: featuring G.G. Allin! Old Dirty Bastard! Silvio Berlusconi!
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Feb 16, 2024 11:12
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 I'm fairly certain this is some fash newspaper but the blunt English headline amuses me.
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Feb 16, 2024 12:49
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Seeing what I assume to be the word BARBAROI, I love it, like a headline written by Ancient Greeks confused and frightened by the state of the modern world I assume they hate Sunak because he refused to return looted artifacts or something
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Feb 16, 2024 12:56
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Is there anything they can't blame on Prince Harry?
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Feb 16, 2024 13:28
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DrBouvenstein posted:To lighten (pun intended, you'll see what I mean) the mood: I like how this is relevant again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcR8I-7oCnU (The video. The track is always relevant as it's what I believe the kids would call "abanga".)
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Feb 16, 2024 13:42
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Newsflash! Branson Involved in MPREG! “Richard Branson and Oppenheimer’s grandson among those warning about future AI risks” https://dnyuz.com/2024/02/16/richard-branson-and-oppenheimers-grandson-among-those-warning-about-future-ai-risks/
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Feb 16, 2024 15:21
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Man's Tinder AI Makes Date With Woman, Forgets to Tell Him and Stands Her Up
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Feb 16, 2024 19:21
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Facebook Aunt posted:The reason for using a close relative as a donor is that way you're still raising someone of your own bloodline and family name either way. Some boys are real touchy about that sort of thing. And the kid will have a family resemblance. It's so bizarre. Dudes rock, I guess. I would have to guess though that if you were having that much trouble conceiving and then your dad's cum gets thrown in the mix and it succeeds, it should be obvious though.
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Feb 16, 2024 19:22
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Phlegmish posted:Seeing what I assume to be the word BARBAROI, I love it, like a headline written by Ancient Greeks confused and frightened by the state of the modern world The seems to be about the size of it. Translating stuff through my phone's camera is never going to not feel like science fiction even if it calls them the "Couch-potato Elgin " for some reason.
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Feb 16, 2024 19:38
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we demand war for the Couch Potato!
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Feb 16, 2024 19:45
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A lot of the Elgin Marbles are in reclining poses, it's probably a mistranslation of some word for that. That or they're saying those lazy-rear end statues need to get themselves back to Greece.
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Feb 16, 2024 19:46
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MAKE IT STOP CHARLIE BROOKER
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Feb 16, 2024 21:33
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By popular demand posted:MAKE IT STOP CHARLIE BROOKER Look if Brooker wants to sit back and let this all happen, just so he can entertain himself watching the world burn, I say we let him. 
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Feb 16, 2024 21:38
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Knormal posted:A lot of the Elgin Marbles are in reclining poses, it's probably a mistranslation of some word for that. Well that's the next Night at the Museum movie sorted.
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Feb 17, 2024 10:11
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 I'm sure Shane is very glad they didn't suspend him. https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/shane-rose-mankini-showjumping-b2498189.html
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Feb 18, 2024 17:53
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 I'm afraid he contracted a fatal case of not living anymore disease
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Feb 18, 2024 21:48
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Pookah posted:
Oh great there is a picture of him in the mankini in the link.
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Feb 18, 2024 22:14
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Pookah posted:
quote:Lay back in my armchair
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Feb 18, 2024 22:41
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https://youtu.be/zxAq0fTKcME?si=CGF_dQuXvyl1VSgP
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Feb 19, 2024 06:18
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Police identify woman who allegedly smashed plates over OKC restaurant's 'endless shrimp' policy Authorities say the woman also got into an argument with the restaurant's staff about the policy. What's the charge? Enjoying a succulent shrimp meal?!
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Feb 20, 2024 00:54
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More content that's not available in my region, but if it is what I assume it to be, I have to side with the woman, endless means endless
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Feb 20, 2024 00:56
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Phlegmish posted:More content that's not available in my region, but if it is what I assume it to be, I have to side with the woman, endless means endless Look at some point in one of these endless meals, shrimp are just going to go extinct, so endless will always end sometime.
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Feb 20, 2024 00:58
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Phlegmish posted:More content that's not available in my region, but if it is what I assume it to be, I have to side with the woman, endless means endless quote:Police identify woman who allegedly smashed plates over OKC restaurant's 'endless shrimp' policy Yar, t'was not a woman. T'was some kind of remorseless eating machine, yarr.
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Feb 20, 2024 01:04
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Where's the shrimp? You're just putting out plates of small pastries!
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Feb 20, 2024 01:34
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Knormal posted:Yar, t'was not a woman. T'was some kind of remorseless eating machine, yarr. One of my first jobs was working at a Cici's Pizza in Oklahoma City. People are very serious about their all you can eat, and some people push it to the limit. Every so often, people would come in during lunch and try to stay through dinner. At some point in the late afternoon, the manager would have to intervene and tell them they'd have to pay again if they stayed longer. People got upset, sure, but we didn't promise endless shrimp. Just awful pizza.
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Feb 20, 2024 03:21
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She wanted to take plates of shrimp to go apparently.
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Feb 20, 2024 03:36
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Scarodactyl posted:She wanted to take plates of shrimp to go apparently. That would be a good scam if it worked. Just fill up this bucket of shrimp to go, and feed your whole family for the price of one meal.
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Feb 20, 2024 03:51
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My family loves small pastries.
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Platystemon posted:My family loves small pastries. 
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