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trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

"there's always more gators in the bayou"

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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

priznat posted:

He hosed the otter’s wife not a lot of exposition required there!!

Han shot first.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





priznat posted:

He hosed the otter’s wife not a lot of exposition required there!!

No it was another character that hosed the space otter.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Look if they don’t release just ONE fuckin show where I get to see Alden Ehrenreich and/or Harrison Ford balls deep in a sea otter then I just don’t know what I’m gonna fuckin do

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

i built schools, hospitals, chapels, parks


but you gently caress one otter...

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

I don't want to be the actually guy but I feel like this is an important enough topic that the record should be clear. I think han merely punched an otter. Some other terrible character had one for a GF

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
He punched an Otter and hosed its wife

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

han hosed the otter and the otter had a baby and the baby looked at me

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Han deals spice to make money under the table because his trucking pay is garnished per child and otters have a lot of pups at once.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Shinjobi posted:

He punched an Otter and hosed its wife

Let’s get the order straight. Did he gently caress the otter wife first or after punching

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

R. Kylo wrote a song about this called "Trapped in the Carbonite"

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

han hosed the otter and the otter had a baby and the baby looked at me

Barudak posted:

Han deals spice to make money under the table because his trucking pay is garnished per child and otters have a lot of pups at once.


Quality run of posts, Mike would be proud.

colonelwest fucked around with this message at 08:27 on Feb 16, 2024

Castor Poe
Jul 19, 2010

Jar Jar is the key to all of this.
Girls and gays, Madame Web needs you.


https://twitter.com/celestialdevils/status/1757999789827137958?t=8_tRKRAnCrWAD2KJDZ3nqg&s=19

Imagine wanting a sequel for Madame Web lol.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
What's going on with the little triangles in peoples quotes

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's going on with the little triangles in peoples quotes

egyptian conspiracy

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Milo and POTUS posted:

What's going on with the little triangles in peoples quotes

Collapses larger quotes for…readability?

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Endless Trash posted:

Collapses larger quotes for…readability?

and in smaller quotes it turns into forums cancer lol

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Castor Poe posted:

Girls and gays, Madame Web needs you.


https://twitter.com/celestialdevils/status/1757999789827137958?t=8_tRKRAnCrWAD2KJDZ3nqg&s=19

Imagine wanting a sequel for Madame Web lol.

For once I'm happy to be a straight man.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Paladinus posted:

For once I'm happy to be a straight man.

This is the true face of patriarchal privilege

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
speaking of spiders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q6p1wskLkg

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Castor Poe posted:

Girls and gays, Madame Web needs you.


https://twitter.com/celestialdevils/status/1757999789827137958?t=8_tRKRAnCrWAD2KJDZ3nqg&s=19

Imagine wanting a sequel for Madame Web lol.

As a gay girl: nah

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Castor Poe posted:

Girls and gays, Madame Web needs you.


https://twitter.com/celestialdevils/status/1757999789827137958?t=8_tRKRAnCrWAD2KJDZ3nqg&s=19

Imagine wanting a sequel for Madame Web lol.

right now I'm just pondering what web-slinging around new york would do to the shape of an afro

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


I want a Madame Webb sequel so we get more hilarious Dakota interviews

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Castor Poe posted:

Girls and gays, Madame Web needs you.


https://twitter.com/celestialdevils/status/1757999789827137958?t=8_tRKRAnCrWAD2KJDZ3nqg&s=19

Imagine wanting a sequel for Madame Web lol.

That tweet is so viscously misogynistic and homophobic that a just society would classify it as a hate crime.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
Imagine needing to call yourself a madam web stan

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
These movies suck, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Just watch movies in bed like a normal depressed person.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Castor Poe posted:

Girls and gays, Madame Web needs you.


https://twitter.com/celestialdevils/status/1757999789827137958?t=8_tRKRAnCrWAD2KJDZ3nqg&s=19

Imagine wanting a sequel for Madame Web lol.

Of course it's a Josh.

mystes
May 31, 2006

I have trouble believing anyone is unironically a "madame web stan"

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006





Looks like a fun creature horror. The whistling spider motif made me chuckle.
I should rewatch Arachnophobia, not seen it in years

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Castor Poe posted:

Girls and gays, Madame Web needs you.


https://twitter.com/celestialdevils/status/1757999789827137958?t=8_tRKRAnCrWAD2KJDZ3nqg&s=19

Imagine wanting a sequel for Madame Web lol.

Fuckoff, I want the garbage and nothing else. No cape poo poo for you.



Also I wandered down a memory hole and remembered the first two Jeepers Creepers movies yesterday. They were okay. Nifty creature though.

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW


Now THIS I can get into!!

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Shinjobi posted:

Fuckoff, I want the garbage and nothing else. No cape poo poo for you.



Also I wandered down a memory hole and remembered the first two Jeepers Creepers movies yesterday. They were okay. Nifty creature though.

First one is decent, but not good enough that Victor Salva needed to be the one to do it

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Han hosed an otter? Is that why his son who died in Vietnam was named Mutt?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

AMC gave me a $5 reward that expires within 90 days. I was dreading having to go see Madame Web to use it, but you know what else comes out soon? Dunc 2. Just got my ticket :cool:

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
March is going to be a rarity for me with two movies I want to see in the theatre. Late Night With the Devil is out March 22nd, before hitting Shudder a month later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QIpRBKi3cs

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henkman
Oct 8, 2008
Late Night with the Devil looks pretty good

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