the weed thread: if you yopu want o get hungry go for it.

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Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

I dunno I�m terrible at math, which I also hate.

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Carlos Lantana: Oct 2, 2003; I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

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Nigmaetcetera posted:

I believe it's around 80%. I'm no chemist though so you should google it.

dervival posted:

it's something like 86% by mass IIRC? carboxyl groups are kinda chunky but the rest of the delta-9 THC molecule is still reasonably massive

so something that's .0whatever percent THC but is 24% THC-A will decarb into 20ish percent stuff in theory

Thanks
21st century weed sure is a thing

# ? Feb 15, 2024 07:28

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Faustian Bargain posted:

every once in awhile i get so high that i think my hands are wet but it�s very rare. never had audio or visual hallucinations.

When I get high in the freezing cold putting my hands in jeans freaks my body the gently caress out, such a weird tingle feel

# ? Feb 15, 2024 09:47

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SilvergunSuperman posted:

When I get high in the freezing cold putting my hands in jeans freaks my body the gently caress out, such a weird tingle feel

it's cause your skin gets super dry and it's like rubbing a paper towel over chapped lips, just miserable.

I loving hate jeans, they're so restricive and stupid. why people settled on them I'll never know. better pants exist people.

# ? Feb 15, 2024 14:12

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Literally blame horses

I got a nice sarong for the hotter days here, it's even got pockets

# ? Feb 15, 2024 14:58

Waffle!: Aug 6, 2004; I Feel Pretty!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bxpkrUW3Ns

# ? Feb 15, 2024 15:03

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002; Can't post for 3 days!

dervival posted:

it's something like 86% by mass IIRC? carboxyl groups are kinda chunky but the rest of the delta-9 THC molecule is still reasonably massive

so something that's .0whatever percent THC but is 24% THC-A will decarb into 20ish percent stuff in theory

Close! 87.7%

# ? Feb 15, 2024 16:07

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

LifeSunDeath posted:

it's cause your skin gets super dry and it's like rubbing a paper towel over chapped lips, just miserable.

I loving hate jeans, they're so restricive and stupid. why people settled on them I'll never know. better pants exist people.

cargo jorts

# ? Feb 15, 2024 17:47

WithoutTheFezOn: Aug 28, 2005; Oh no

LifeSunDeath posted:

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I loving hate jeans, they're so restricive and stupid. why people settled on them I'll never know. better pants exist people.

They�re relatively cheap and durable.

# ? Feb 15, 2024 18:11

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Smoking up on a patio loving rules.

# ? Feb 15, 2024 21:55

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

our local weed store comes through again! they make these really good hard candies and sometimes you get lucky and find a piece with a big lump of unmixed thc goodness in it and it's like :woot: that one is more like 30 mg instead of the 5 it says on the package.

the first one i found was in the butterscotch candies, the latest is peach flavor :2bong:

# ? Feb 15, 2024 22:01

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dee eight posted:

our local weed store comes through again! they make these really good hard candies and sometimes you get lucky and find a piece with a big lump of unmixed thc goodness in it and it's like :woot: that one is more like 30 mg instead of the 5 it says on the package.

the first one i found was in the butterscotch candies, the latest is peach flavor

ooooohhh that's a fun little roll of the dice

# ? Feb 15, 2024 22:10

TheKub: May 11, 2006

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

cargo jorts

We can do better. Cargo pyjamas!

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021524: Feb 16, 2024

the classwarfare nexus slowly traveling towards You

# ? Feb 16, 2024 01:14

kuarduck: Nov 15, 2012; I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

Guys where can I source a nice glass centerpiece online

# ? Feb 16, 2024 01:28

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

I�m high so here�s something ChatGPT and I came up with while high. I mean I assume ChatGPT was high, it had to have at least caught a contact high off of me. I promise I�ll never do this again.

In the early '90s, the black metal scene in Oslo was a burgeoning underground movement, defined by its raw sound, anti-establishment ethos, and often controversial antics of its members. It was a tightly knit community, suspicious of outsiders and fiercely proud of its Norwegian roots. Into this cauldron of noise, rebellion, and darkness stepped a figure who would come to be known as Nattens Fyrste, or "The Prince of the Night." Clad in black, with a mask that seemed to swallow light whole, Nattens Fyrste appeared seemingly out of nowhere, his origins a mystery even to the most well-connected in the scene.

From his first performance in a dingy Oslo club, Nattens Fyrste captivated the black metal community. His music was unlike anything they had heard before�darker, heavier, with lyrics that delved into the depths of nihilism and despair. His stage presence was mesmerizing, commanding the audience with a power that seemed almost supernatural. Whispers began to circulate that Nattens Fyrste was not merely playing a part but that he was, in fact, the embodiment of the darkness his music portrayed.

As months passed, Nattens Fyrste's legend grew. He was rumored to have been involved in various acts of arson and desecration, further solidifying his status as the darkest, most demonic figure in the black metal underground. Yet, despite his growing infamy, no one could say they knew the man behind the mask. His identity remained a closely guarded secret, fueling endless speculation and adding to his mystique.

The climax of Nattens Fyrste's career came one cold winter night, at a packed club in the heart of Oslo. The air was thick with anticipation as the crowd waited for what was rumored to be his final performance. As the lights dimmed, Nattens Fyrste took the stage, and for the next hour, he unleashed a sonic assault that left the audience in awe. It was black metal at its most raw and unfiltered, a performance that would be talked about for years to come.

But it was the end of the show that would forever etch that night into the annals of black metal history. As the last notes of his final song faded into silence, Nattens Fyrste stood before the crowd, his breathing heavy. Then, with a suddenness that shocked everyone, he reached up and removed his mask.

The face that greeted the audience was not the scarred, demonic visage they had imagined but that of John Oates, one half of the famous pop duo Hall & Oates. The crowd was stunned into silence as Oates spoke, his voice cutting through the disbelief: "Black metal is trash that any bubblegum pop performer like me could easily do."

With that, he turned and walked off the stage, leaving the audience in stunned silence. The revelation sent shockwaves through the black metal community. The man they had revered as the epitome of darkness was none other than a pop musician, playing them all for fools.

The fallout was immediate and devastating. Accusations flew, friendships were shattered, and the sense of betrayal was palpable. In the chaos that ensued, Varg Vikernes, one of the scene's most prominent figures, driven by embarrassment and anger over the deception, committed an act that would forever stain the black metal scene: the murder of Euronymous.

The story of Nattens Fyrste, John Oates, and the tumultuous events that followed his unmasking became a cautionary tale, a reminder of the fine line between artifice and authenticity. The black metal scene in Oslo would never be the same, forever marked by the night when darkness was unmasked, and its true face was revealed.

I�m sorry I thought it was funny.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 10:48

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL (づ￣ �￣)づ♥(�∀�●)

now im gonna smoke a bowl and listen to de mysteriis dom sathanas

I got to see them play that live in its entirety like 6-7 years ago that was fun

# ? Feb 16, 2024 10:50

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

I�ma listen to Hall & Oates, they�re kvlt as gently caress.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 10:52

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I�m high so here�s something ChatGPT and I came up with while high. I mean I assume ChatGPT was high, it had to have at least caught a contact high off of me. I promise I�ll never do this again.

In the early '90s, the black metal scene in Oslo was a burgeoning underground movement, defined by its raw sound, anti-establishment ethos, and often controversial antics of its members. It was a tightly knit community, suspicious of outsiders and fiercely proud of its Norwegian roots. Into this cauldron of noise, rebellion, and darkness stepped a figure who would come to be known as Nattens Fyrste, or "The Prince of the Night." Clad in black, with a mask that seemed to swallow light whole, Nattens Fyrste appeared seemingly out of nowhere, his origins a mystery even to the most well-connected in the scene.

From his first performance in a dingy Oslo club, Nattens Fyrste captivated the black metal community. His music was unlike anything they had heard before�darker, heavier, with lyrics that delved into the depths of nihilism and despair. His stage presence was mesmerizing, commanding the audience with a power that seemed almost supernatural. Whispers began to circulate that Nattens Fyrste was not merely playing a part but that he was, in fact, the embodiment of the darkness his music portrayed.

As months passed, Nattens Fyrste's legend grew. He was rumored to have been involved in various acts of arson and desecration, further solidifying his status as the darkest, most demonic figure in the black metal underground. Yet, despite his growing infamy, no one could say they knew the man behind the mask. His identity remained a closely guarded secret, fueling endless speculation and adding to his mystique.

The climax of Nattens Fyrste's career came one cold winter night, at a packed club in the heart of Oslo. The air was thick with anticipation as the crowd waited for what was rumored to be his final performance. As the lights dimmed, Nattens Fyrste took the stage, and for the next hour, he unleashed a sonic assault that left the audience in awe. It was black metal at its most raw and unfiltered, a performance that would be talked about for years to come.

But it was the end of the show that would forever etch that night into the annals of black metal history. As the last notes of his final song faded into silence, Nattens Fyrste stood before the crowd, his breathing heavy. Then, with a suddenness that shocked everyone, he reached up and removed his mask.

The face that greeted the audience was not the scarred, demonic visage they had imagined but that of John Oates, one half of the famous pop duo Hall & Oates. The crowd was stunned into silence as Oates spoke, his voice cutting through the disbelief: "Black metal is trash that any bubblegum pop performer like me could easily do."

With that, he turned and walked off the stage, leaving the audience in stunned silence. The revelation sent shockwaves through the black metal community. The man they had revered as the epitome of darkness was none other than a pop musician, playing them all for fools.

The fallout was immediate and devastating. Accusations flew, friendships were shattered, and the sense of betrayal was palpable. In the chaos that ensued, Varg Vikernes, one of the scene's most prominent figures, driven by embarrassment and anger over the deception, committed an act that would forever stain the black metal scene: the murder of Euronymous.

The story of Nattens Fyrste, John Oates, and the tumultuous events that followed his unmasking became a cautionary tale, a reminder of the fine line between artifice and authenticity. The black metal scene in Oslo would never be the same, forever marked by the night when darkness was unmasked, and its true face was revealed.

I�m sorry I thought it was funny.

I am glad I read this, I was amused

# ? Feb 16, 2024 13:04

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I’ma listen to Hall & Oates, they’re kvlt as gently caress.

My fave is "You Make My Dreams"

# ? Feb 16, 2024 13:48

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Revins posted:

I am glad I read this, I was amused

Good news! You can make your very own StonedStories�️ using only ChatGPT�️, some cannabis, and a little* imagination!

*very little, ChatGPT�️ makes it all pathetically easy. Here�s the prompt I used: Write a story about a mysterious masked black metal musician who insinuates himself into the 90�s scene in Oslo. He is considered the darkest, scariest, most demonic member of the black metal underground. At the end of his final performance, he removes his mask, revealing himself to be none other John Oates, who tells the audience that black metal is trash that any bubblegum pop performer like him could easily do, and he walks out. Varg Vikernes is so embarrassed by the whole thing that he ends up murdering Euronymous.

And it spat out ALL that! I�m totally going back to college to finish my degree now that you can just tell a computer what to write about and it does it.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 14:22

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

I wrote one a while back that was forged in fire but the made dildos

# ? Feb 16, 2024 15:13

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

I�m honestly surprised that�s not already a show.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 15:23

Mario Yesyes: Oct 30, 2012

"And now...the cum test."

"Your dildo...will threeeell."

# ? Feb 16, 2024 16:20

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

I think I had it confused with American chopper. �WE HAVE TO GET THIS 6 FOOT, 300 POUND DILDO MADE BY TOMORROW NIGHT! IT�S GONNA BE THE CENTERPIECE AT HARVEY FIERSTEIN�S TONY AWARDS PARTY! IF IT�S NOT DONE WE�RE loving RUINED!�

# ? Feb 16, 2024 16:26

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Jestery posted:

I wrote one a while back that was forged in fire but the made dildos

Do you remember the title?

Since this is a weed thread I was gonna say there should be one about glassware blowing but "Blown Away" is already a thing.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 16:26

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

I like to headbang when I listen to Ike & Tina Turner�s cover of Proud Mary. Is that weird? Anything fast makes me want to headbang, not just heavy music. I just hit my vape, which I did not want to do, but I can�t disrespect the thread by posting somewhat clearheaded.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 20:51

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Do you remember the title?

Since this is a weed thread I was gonna say there should be one about glassware blowing but "Blown Away" is already a thing.

"Forged in rear end"

# ? Feb 17, 2024 00:01

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Where's one of the coolest places you've smoked?

I smoked half a J inside the Vatican, right before seeing the Pope speak on a Sunday from his balcony. An awesome time, it was like a sporting event. Even food cart vendors.

# ? Feb 17, 2024 00:04

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

chilling in bed

# ? Feb 17, 2024 00:10

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

redshirt posted:

Where's one of the coolest places you've smoked?

about 1/2 mile into a limestone cave. just me and a couple fellow cavers gettin' high underground

# ? Feb 17, 2024 01:08

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

I've smoked under the Aurora Borealis a few times. The first time was still the craziest lights I've ever seen.

# ? Feb 17, 2024 01:41

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

redshirt posted:

Where's one of the coolest places you've smoked?

I smoked half a J inside the Vatican, right before seeing the Pope speak on a Sunday from his balcony. An awesome time, it was like a sporting event. Even food cart vendors.

I didn't smoke inside the Vatican, but I got super high wandering around Palatine Hill. I got high in front of that stupid statue on 4:20 once

also I vaped some weed next to a monkey on an island in thailand.

# ? Feb 17, 2024 02:11

maxe: Sep 23, 2004; BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

I smoked a joint before riding a camel around Uluru, that was pretty cool

# ? Feb 17, 2024 02:47

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS: Dec 10, 2003; ...blyat

when you finally got sober you were ten years older buttfuckin was something to do

# ? Feb 17, 2024 07:11

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

What are hybrids relative to sativas and indicas? I get that generally sativas do X and indicas do Y, but why get a hybrid then? To get a mix of both in varying percentages?

# ? Feb 20, 2024 02:25

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

What are hybrids relative to sativas and indicas? I get that generally sativas do X and indicas do Y, but why get a hybrid then? To get a mix of both in varying percentages?

who knows? not me.

# ? Feb 20, 2024 02:31

kuarduck: Nov 15, 2012; I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

What are hybrids relative to sativas and indicas? I get that generally sativas do X and indicas do Y, but why get a hybrid then? To get a mix of both in varying percentages?

Look at the terpenes in hybrids. You may need to journal things out a bit but eventually you'll find the specific ones that keep you active and the ones that grant you couch lock.

# ? Feb 20, 2024 02:46

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

I honestly don't know what to believe anymore. Knew a guy who did a course to become a weed sommelier who said the whole "indica/sativa" thing is now considered a myth. I've read stuff where they found significant genetic difference between multiple samples of the same strain.

Usually I just go for high THC and try to stick to sativas because I want my mind to relax, not my body (too much).

# ? Feb 20, 2024 03:23

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dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

I honestly don't know what to believe anymore. Knew a guy who did a course to become a weed sommelier who said the whole "indica/sativa" thing is now considered a myth. I've read stuff where they found significant genetic difference between multiple samples of the same strain.

Usually I just go for high THC and try to stick to sativas because I want my mind to relax, not my body (too much).

i like weed too

# ? Feb 20, 2024 03:29

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