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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

What's the interest going to look like?

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
He got schlonged, lol.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I feel bad for the judge and his staff because Donald is probably going to just ask someone to murder him at this point.

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

TOTAL EXONERATION!

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

lol and lmao my dudes

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
My guess was off by roughly $350M

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



lol he must have posted this right before the ruling dropped

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Donnie just keeps on winning!

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Is it 365 or 170? Why do we have two different numbers all of a sudden

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

cr0y posted:

Is it 365 or 170? Why do we have two different numbers all of a sudden

It's $350. Someone only looked at the first amount and didn't keep reading.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

What's the interest going to look like?

It'll be the most beautiful interest you've ever seen (many are saying!)

The tears in your eyes will make it hard to see just how much of the beautiful interest there will be (many such cases!)

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

What's the interest going to look like?

I'd guess at least 20-30 additional millions. The 168M one has almost 5 years of interest on it alone. No idea what kind of rates apply here.

Aramis fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Feb 16, 2024

Ouhei
Oct 23, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

cr0y posted:

Is it 365 or 170? Why do we have two different numbers all of a sudden

The fines are listed out itemized, so people weren't reading/finding all of the fines.

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."

Ouhei posted:

The fines are listed out itemized, so people weren't reading/finding all of the fines.

Right, the fines are to different combinations of people and organizations.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
OMG, they are going with adultery as a CRIME in georgia...omg. JESUS CHRIST

HAHAHA judge shoots it down. loving gently caress these lawyers.

Lord Harbor
Apr 17, 2005
Bruce Campbell: You've stolen my heart, but you'll never take my freedom
Nap Ghost
I like that Trump's sons each got the same fine. Even Engoron can't tell them apart.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

PLEASE let this magically drain the RNC's coffers.

Putrid Grin
Sep 16, 2007

Is 350mil a lot? It’s hard to tell these days . Wasn’t defamation suit like 80mil?

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."

TheAgent posted:

OMG, they are going with adultery as a CRIME in georgia...omg. JESUS CHRIST

Got slapped down hard.

HKR
Jan 13, 2006

there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally



lmao get hosed

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

cr0y posted:

Is it 365 or 170? Why do we have two different numbers all of a sudden

I started reading off the itemized live listing from MSNBC and others beat me to the total so I stopped

JeffLeonard
Apr 18, 2003

TV Violence
:lol:

Donald J Trump paid Alina Habba over $2M to get loving owned to the tune of THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS!

On top of the EIGHTY ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

With some interest, we could hit HALF A BILLION BUCKAROOS!

HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

God this will get lost in the trump lols, but the attorney in Georgia is trying to use ADULTERY as a way to use the crime-fraud exception

Bone Crimes
Mar 7, 2007

I'm confused by one aspect of the ruling, I thought this would mean that all the entities would be dismantled, but it looks like that's up to the discretion of the monitor or something?

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Serious_Cyclone posted:

Lawyers at the Willis hearing should see a news notification about this, immediately realize they won't be paid, and leave the courtroom

"Your honor, the Attorney General is nothing more than a cheap skank who was funneling public money to her boy toy and... just a moment, the other lawyers are... wait, what? Your honor, we request to drop all charges and I just want to apologize to the AG, the fat sack of poo poo WHO WON'T BE ABLE TO PAY US instructed us to say those vile things pleasedon'tsueusforlible."

FlashFearless
Nov 4, 2004
Death. But not for you, Gunslinger. Never for you.





THE BAR posted:

TOTAL EXONERATION!

TOTAL ENGORONATION!

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

kazil posted:

God this will get lost in the trump lols, but the attorney in Georgia is trying to use ADULTERY as a way to use the crime-fraud exception
that was something I didn't see coming lol

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


FMguru posted:

He got schlonged, lol.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Did our witch hunt find a witch?

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
I'd like to join everyone on this very solemn and serious day, which is absolutely not funny at all, to say this:

:lol:

:lmao:

:lolrudy::chaostrump::habba::rudy::perjury::rudy::habba::chaostrump::lolrudy:

Dead on Arrival
Nov 4, 2008
Were I in charge of the RNC or GOP at this point is when I cut Trump loose. You will lose elections and seats going forward, but that was already going to happen. Manage your drat losses and rebuild. But, I can't wait to see them double and triple-down. It is going to be glorious, and the lols will keep coming...

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Toilet heart attack when

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Putrid Grin posted:

Is 350mil a lot? It’s hard to tell these days . Wasn’t defamation suit like 80mil?
$350 million is pocket change. 1.4 billion quarters. More in dimes and stuff though.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
I’ve said it before: these civil suites are just the delicious teas to the hilarious shitfest the criminal cases will bring us :allears:

Captain Stalin
May 11, 2004

Have no fear, the Captain is here!
So this is what TOTAL EXONERATION feels like.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Bone Crimes posted:

I'm confused by one aspect of the ruling, I thought this would mean that all the entities would be dismantled, but it looks like that's up to the discretion of the monitor or something?

They're almost certainly gonna need to get dismantled and sold off to pay the fines lmao

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Dead on Arrival posted:

Were I in charge of the RNC or GOP at this point is when I cut Trump loose. You will lose elections and seats going forward, but that was already going to happen. Manage your drat losses and rebuild. But, I can't wait to see them double and triple-down. It is going to be glorious, and the lols will keep coming...
Who do you think controls the RNC/GOP at this point?

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

TheAgent posted:

OMG, they are going with adultery as a CRIME in georgia...omg. JESUS CHRIST

HAHAHA judge shoots it down. loving gently caress these lawyers.

TFW the judge tells you your point is unconstitutional and "let's move on to that next argument" lololololol

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Hey, Donald.

:lol:

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