KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

Tuxedo Catfish: Mar 17, 2007; You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

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Thundarr: Dec 24, 2002

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Joe Slowboat: Nov 9, 2016; Higgledy-Piggledy Whale Statements

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# ? Feb 11, 2024 04:12

Griddle of Love: May 14, 2020

YaketySass posted:

Someone on the Discord found it:

https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/king-of-swords-7-63/

Thank you, that alt-text really bugged me!

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# ? Feb 11, 2024 04:15

Wyld Karde: Mar 18, 2013; She's so ~dreamy~

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Is it too soon for a new thread title?

# ? Feb 11, 2024 13:11

Twenty Four: Dec 21, 2008

TwoPair posted:

It's the Gog-A-Gog Show!

It is impossible for me to not hear that little outro / transition jingle they do in my head when seeing those words in that font.

# ? Feb 11, 2024 13:35

Mindblast: Jun 28, 2006; Moving at the speed of death.

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# ? Feb 15, 2024 19:18

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

I think I hear boss music, and it doesn't belong to the fish OR to Gog.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:09

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Oh no Gog, that might include you!?

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:13

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1758583019693052098

Alt-text:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itNsXoZtmxI

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:14

Thundarr: Dec 24, 2002

Gog, that Goblin King bit didn't even work on a normal teenage girl. It definitely isn't gonna work on Allison when she's a few seconds away from channeling Guts.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:16

M_Gargantua: Oct 16, 2006; STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES; Exciting Lemon

Guys why do I hear the opening bars of The Only Thing They Fear Is You softly in the background?

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:18

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

I swear I remember Allison was a law major. Did she actually switch to philosophy? If she did that's actually really loving funny considering how lost she is in all this poo poo.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:19

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

Philosophy is a pre-law. The other thing on her calendar besides losing her virginity was applying to law school.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:21

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Thundarr posted:

Gog, that Goblin King bit didn't even work on a normal teenage girl. It definitely isn't gonna work on Allison when she's a few seconds away from channeling Guts.

Maybe it's supposed to not work? It'd be very in-character for Gog to just start pushing buttons to see what happens.

Curious if Allison is going to realize that the reversal of roles means Zaid's lined up to die in the third act to motivate her.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:22

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

pseudorandom name posted:

Philosophy is a pre-law. The other thing on her calendar besides losing her virginity was applying to law school.

Ahh, got it. Didn't know that. Still funny, though.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:22

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

girl dick energy posted:

Curious if Allison is going to realize that the reversal of roles means Zaid's lined up to die in the third act to motivate her.

No, she got her own girl who died in the third act.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:23

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Total Universal Devermiformation

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:33

Youremother: Dec 26, 2011; MORT

This update might be the closest thing to something that could happen on actual Earth we've had in a long time.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:33

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

That's a lot of bastards to go through.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:34

A.o.D.: Jan 15, 2006

Teleporting Behind the Bastards.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:36

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

I really, really like that panel of Gog firing a gun like she's never done it before

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:41

maswastaken: Nov 12, 2011

MikeJF posted:

No, she got her own girl who died in the third act.

See, that's the thing. It didn't work the first time. She instead completely checked out and spent several years in complete stupor. Gotta try again with Zaid. Or maybe Piyipiessae Em��x up on the balcony over there.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:48

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

MikeJF posted:

No, she got her own girl who died in the third act.

Who is that on the balcony then?

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:55

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

That's me in the corner

That's me in the balc'ny

Losing Ciocie

# ? Feb 16, 2024 21:58

Thundarr: Dec 24, 2002

If the standard play is fridging the heir's girlfriend, and the standard play never works, then clearly the correct move in this topsy-turvy timeline is to defrost the girlfriend.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 22:08

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Talk to the gun because neither the hand nor the face wanna hear it

Fister Roboto posted:

That's a lot of bastards to go through.

Six billion, give or take a few

IMJack fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Feb 16, 2024

# ? Feb 16, 2024 22:11

Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Hello Alison. I think you've found a use for the sharpened rock.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 22:15

dead gay comedy forums: Oct 21, 2011

Is it just me or Gog is much better "morphed" into a human right now?

Like previously all her features were far more exaggerated, even in breaker of infinities. Here she is looking much more like Allison. Reminds me of Delirium's "I can do it like you but I just don't want to" talk with Destiny from Sandman.

# ? Feb 16, 2024 22:21

Xand_Man: Mar 2, 2004; If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous

New pages up!

Oh my god, who killed Gog

# ? Feb 16, 2024 22:36

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

This was already posted right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnXA5w5LkkA

# ? Feb 16, 2024 22:41

GunnerJ: Aug 1, 2005; Do you think this is funny?

I can't believe Gog is loving dead

# ? Feb 16, 2024 22:51

Rotten Red Rod: Mar 5, 2002

GunnerJ posted:

I can't believe Gog is loving dead

Gog: Who killed Gog?

# ? Feb 16, 2024 22:54

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Gog: Who killed Gog?

we're all trying to find the gog who did this

# ? Feb 16, 2024 22:56

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

All I know is if this part doesn't end with a Gog ruining that desk then this scene has FAILED. :colbert:

# ? Feb 16, 2024 22:58

chami: Mar 28, 2011; Keep it classy, boys~; Fun Shoe

Alison punches a hole in the desk next update.

:rip:

Lance

# ? Feb 16, 2024 23:26

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Glock Aglock

# ? Feb 16, 2024 23:37

RocketMermaid: Mar 30, 2004; My pronouns are She/Heir.

chami posted:

Alison punches a hole in the desk next update.

Lance

"You need a new cycle."

# ? Feb 16, 2024 23:42

Twenty Four: Dec 21, 2008

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I really, really like that panel of Gog firing a gun like she's never done it before

It's leaning hard into the Eric Andre Show joke, the set the real life "talk show" is aping big time. At least several times Eric has pulled a fake handgun from under the desk and just unloaded on some stagehand or extra or something out of nowhere for shock value, and the body typically gets unceremoniously carted off while the guest stares on in horror and he resumes the interview like nothing happened. Since the guests are usually some level of clueless about what they are in for on his show (usually very clueless), firing wildly just adds to the chaos and fear to the unwitting.

It's absurd shock humor, and not for everyone, but he is a master of it and I love it.

Allison basically just playing it cool and not freaking out is sort of a testament to her badassery here.

Or maybe you know this:

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Glock Aglock

lol good AV material

TwoPair posted:

All I know is if this part doesn't end with a Gog ruining that desk then this scene has FAILED.

lol I won't say failed, but yeah, totally hoping for this

# ? Feb 17, 2024 00:14

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Thyrork: Apr 21, 2010; "COME PLAY MECHS M'LANCER."

Or at least use Retrograde Mini's to make cool mechs and fantasy stuff.; Slippery Tilde

Well that final panel is the angry lefty energy I crave.

# ? Feb 17, 2024 00:59