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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:

fani willis is taking no prisoners
anyone talking to Merchant must be hating themselves right now. shouldn't surprise them they'd get thrown under the bus, but still

imagine doing anything for anyone even remotely in the trump orbit

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Fresh Truth berders, hot off the grill




zone
Dec 6, 2016

Stupid chuds replying to Tish James already going "muh appeals will save Trup" as if that poor loser could front half a billion in 30 days :lmao:

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



For reference, $355 million worth of pennies would weigh 1.562 million tons. This is close to the combined weight of both towers of the World Trade Center

:lmao:

ltkerensky
Oct 27, 2010

Biggest lurker to ever lurk.
ehem...

LOL; and furthermore: LMAO.

Get rekt you gigantic piece of orange poo poo!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

BigHead posted:

Dang I missed this part what happened.

one of the sources that wade and willis were having a relationship before 2022 was wade's ex-partner and also the lawyer that was handling his divorce

for a while on defense they were trying to get this admitted in because he very clearly breached attorney client privilege and was directly texting what would be privileged material to merchant and both should probably get sanctioned over what they did

then on cross examination, the state revealed that said partner was forced out of the firm and paid hush money due to sexual assault allegations of an employee and a client

then the state proceeded to call an employee who witnessed the assault and also wanted to call the client he assaulted before the matter was shut down and both sides rested

red19fire
May 26, 2010

I need a live feed of the moment trump drops that check off at the courthouse.

E: ^ :hellyeah:

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

kazil posted:

also Tish James






GET EM TISH! <3 <3

i mean ACAB, but still .. GET EM TISH!

Vire
Nov 4, 2005

Like a Bosh

kazil posted:

Fresh Truth berders, hot off the grill






Trump too busy stroking out on the toilet throwing ketchup on the walls. 0% chance he wrote that doesn't even sound like him hahaha.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

He's not done

zone
Dec 6, 2016

red19fire posted:

I need a live feed of the moment trump drops that check off at the courthouse.

even odds he'll try writing a check for 450 million Trump Bux

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.




kazil posted:

Fresh Truth berders, hot off the grill






All these pre-written statements tell me is that he knew he was hosed a while ago

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

kazil posted:

He's not done


lol WITCH HUNT (more to follow!) is the funniest thing to me

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
(more to follow!)

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

kazil posted:

Fresh Truth berders, hot off the grill

I wonder who wrote those and when they did it.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Can Engoron hold Trump in contempt for accusing him of being corrupt?

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

https://x.com/NikkiHaley/status/1758487870916935920?s=20
https://x.com/NikkiHaley/status/1758534258367369556?s=20

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

alright, now the orange boy should get to work on bankrupting the gop

zone
Dec 6, 2016


:laffo:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Trump fined $364 million (more to follow!)

MoatsArt
Jan 7, 2021

zone posted:

Stupid chuds replying to Tish James already going "muh appeals will save Trup" as if that poor loser could front half a billion in 30 days :lmao:

they don't understand that trump has to pay to appeal, it's kind of funny

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


(Grapes!)

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Can anyone give me a breakdown of how many fish delites 355 mil can buy

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

free hubcaps posted:

Can anyone give me a breakdown of how many fish delites 355 mil can buy

For Tromb, about a 3 week supply

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
Trump should give up avocado toast and, maybe, give up breakfast. It'll help him save. Maybe wind down so much take out as well.

Definitely quit the candles, mind.

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


zone
Dec 6, 2016

free hubcaps posted:

Can anyone give me a breakdown of how many fish delites 355 mil can buy

Filet-O-Fishes are $1 each now for lent

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022
I've heard he's got a fridge as well.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Prof. Fantastic posted:

What can we do to help trump with his money problems

Take a second mortgage on your house, liquidate savings and kids college funds, and send it all to TRUMP!

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

trumkp having his downfall moment, ranting about how broke he is

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.

Lazyfire posted:

Oh man, the Trump yard sale to scrounge up the 430 million he owes between the two judgements is going to be great. You may be able to buy his first wife's burial plot.

https://youtu.be/p9GBLVRPeaE?si=Vg9qafCtqQCIfG8N

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

digital penitence posted:

LOL inflating his net worth 2 billion a year for 10 years

“As with so many Trump real estate deals, the Old Post Office contract was obtained through the use of false [financial statements]," Engoron wrote, adding that if there were no false statements there was “no deal.”


To get the Old Post Office Lease, Trump had to inflate the value of his wealth to the U.S. Government Service Administration. At the trial, the New York attorney general office argued that he inflated that net worth by up to $2.2 billion a year from 2011 to 2021 in order to get better deals with business partners.

The Old Post Office thing is the most wild "what the gently caress was everyone thinking" loan since the concept was invented and in the span of Trump's presidency the building went from being his crown jewel to sold for parts. Basically, when the bidding process was underway Trump tried to flex his wealth and despite not having the money, lied to just about everyone in the process saying he had way more cash on hand than he did and when he won Deutsch Bank gave him a like, 1.5% loan to cover almost everything needed to buy and rehab the building. Even at that low rate the cost of the building alone was enough that he would have to have the thing at max occupancy and every person staying there eating in the restaurants and drinking at the bar for every meal for the next 30 years to pay it off. Everyone who knew the details of the deal he cut thought this was the dumbest thing possible and the only party walking away uninjured was going to be the government, who just got a ton of money up front from a conman and his pet bank.

He's just so bad at the thing he's "famous" for that it's not even funny, well, it's hilarious, but you know what I mean.

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

don't worry Lara Trump is gonna get that $365 million paid off as RNC co-chair

LMAO

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

free hubcaps posted:

Can anyone give me a breakdown of how many fish delites 355 mil can buy

58,292,282.43021346 before sales tax at my local mcd's

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





I know Gutter Phoenix is out there loling. I LOL in his place, a pale shadow.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


LOL LMAO

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
still :lmao:ing about this.

die broke and mad traitor.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

big nipples big life posted:

58,292,282.43021346 before sales tax at my local mcd's

Is this with or without the Lent deal?

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

deoju posted:

die broke and mad traitor.

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