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jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

this stupid wet bitch, lol, got fined $400mm because he couldn't stop lying

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

kazil posted:

Is this with or without the Lent deal?

You only can get 1 at that price so without but still pretty close.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


There is something oddly satisfying about seeing a horrible insane chud trying desperately to point out the emperor wears no clothes.

Gosh, imagine if you said this stuff before it benefitted you directly.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Maybe Trump can argue he's being persecuted for his social media posts and get Musk to pay

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





free hubcaps posted:

Can anyone give me a breakdown of how many fish delites 355 mil can buy

they're $6 for two right now because it's lent. not accounting for tax or interest trungo could get a little more than 59 million fish sandwiches

zone
Dec 6, 2016

steinrokkan posted:

Maybe Trump can argue he's being persecuted for his social media posts and get Musk to pay

I would argue that if he isn't on the run already desperately trying to get out of the country, he isn't being persecuted enough :sickos:

Monica Bellucci
Dec 14, 2022

kazil posted:

Is this with or without the Lent deal?

Nah he ain't getting lent poo poo no more.

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

TheAgent posted:

(more to follow!)

Don't you threaten me with a good time :munch:

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

^ tite

What the gently caress is going on in Georgia?

3rd witness for defense was an ex-law partner who apparently sexually harassed/assaulted an employee & a client and got booted from the partnership for it. He'd been texting with one of the defense attorneys a year later about the Wade/Wallis relationship except that oops! a ton of that info was actually privileged attorney-client info he shouldn't have disclosed. When asked why he left the firm he said it was a disagreement related to privileged conversations, on cross the prosecutors got him to admit that oh actually he was accused of sexual assault, and asked if he was ever accused of any other sexual assaults which he denied. THEN they asked him if they ever sexually harassed a client and named the client and he said no way never. Prosecution's 2 follow-up witnesses were a) an associate at the firm who apparently saw him grope someonw at a nightclub (tho the question was never asked) and b) the named client who was assaulted.

Witnesses were dismissed without testifying cause as far as I understand you don't want to start a whole other recursive trial within a trial with outside evidence when you're impeaching a witness & judge didn't want to open yet another can of worms when he's already tired of dealing with the defense's bullshit anyways.

so ultimately it means defenses key witnesses that Wade & Willis were in a secret romantic conspiracy to defraud the state of Georgia with lavish $300 plane tickets to uh, California? and $65/hr taint team attorney contracts (lol yes that was the actual number) are:

a) a pissed off ex-wife who cheated on her husband (Wade) in 2015 & is still in divorce proceedings with him went to the defense attorney Merchant and told her that actually Wade is a cheating guy sleeping with Willis

b) an ex-employee of Willis' office who was fired who says she thinks she heard something once about Wade & Willis doing it

c) an ex-law partner (and Wade's initial divorce lawyer) who was booted from the firm when he couldn't stop sexually harassing people and who was texting about privileged attorney-client info with the defense attorney Merchant and who was um, less than honest on the stand

oh and also the trips were all just normal vacation/romantic getaway type things that were paid for with personal funds but actually obviously it was all a nefarious plot because Willis paid for most of her half in cash

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007



what's he praying for goons?

Rosalind
Apr 30, 2013

When we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.

Just wanted to post on this historic day in this thread and say:


lol

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Synesthesian Fetish posted:

:siren: :siren:ATTENTION PKMN Trainer Red:siren: :siren:

I have spoken with Toxic Mental and I want my gift cert. to be a humiliating custom title for myself. Since you have been on a roll in this thread recently I would like you to come up with what it should be. Feel free to humiliate me or make it something in the vein of this LOL-worthy thread.

Might I suggest something in the vein of

?

But Red knows best.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Nikki Haley owns lmao

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

nobodygetshurt posted:



what's he praying for goons?

burgers.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Trump can borrow some cash from Taylor Swift, I heard she had a good year and is a nice lady.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

deoju posted:

still :lmao:ing about this.

die broke and mad traitor.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

nobodygetshurt posted:



what's he praying for goons?

Lmao, thoughts and prayers you orange bitch

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Waffle House posted:

Nikki Haley owns lmao

Nah, she still super sucks poo poo. You don't have to hand it to her because she said one thing that was correct.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




nobodygetshurt posted:



what's he praying for goons?

$365,000,000

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Silly Burrito posted:

Might I suggest something in the vein of

?

But Red knows best.

Hahaha, we were on the same page, brother.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I8-CbJYGMA

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Post ITT every time you :lmao: that a fat tangerine so-called "businessman" has to pay half a billion and counting in fines because he couldn't stop lying in court

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

idiotsavant posted:

3rd witness for defense was an ex-law partner who apparently sexually harassed/assaulted an employee & a client and got booted from the partnership for it. He'd been texting with one of the defense attorneys a year later about the Wade/Wallis relationship except that oops! a ton of that info was actually privileged attorney-client info he shouldn't have disclosed. When asked why he left the firm he said it was a disagreement related to privileged conversations, on cross the prosecutors got him to admit that oh actually he was accused of sexual assault, and asked if he was ever accused of any other sexual assaults which he denied. THEN they asked him if they ever sexually harassed a client and named the client and he said no way never. Prosecution's 2 follow-up witnesses were a) an associate at the firm who apparently saw him grope someonw at a nightclub (tho the question was never asked) and b) the named client who was assaulted.

Witnesses were dismissed without testifying cause as far as I understand you don't want to start a whole other recursive trial within a trial with outside evidence when you're impeaching a witness & judge didn't want to open yet another can of worms when he's already tired of dealing with the defense's bullshit anyways.

so ultimately it means defenses key witnesses that Wade & Willis were in a secret romantic conspiracy to defraud the state of Georgia with lavish $300 plane tickets to uh, California? and $65/hr taint team attorney contracts (lol yes that was the actual number) are:

a) a pissed off ex-wife who cheated on her husband (Wade) in 2015 & is still in divorce proceedings with him went to the defense attorney Merchant and told her that actually Wade is a cheating guy sleeping with Willis

b) an ex-employee of Willis' office who was fired who says she thinks she heard something once about Wade & Willis doing it

c) an ex-law partner (and Wade's initial divorce lawyer) who was booted from the firm when he couldn't stop sexually harassing people and who was texting about privileged attorney-client info with the defense attorney Merchant and who was um, less than honest on the stand

oh and also the trips were all just normal vacation/romantic getaway type things that were paid for with personal funds but actually obviously it was all a nefarious plot because Willis paid for most of her half in cash

Thanks! That is more crazy than I was thinking.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Waffle House posted:

Nikki Haley owns lmao

You REALLY don’t have to hand it to her

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

:siren: Everyone please give a big round of applause for our winner, Synesthesian Fetish

Our own PKMN Trainer Red has made a very special bespoke avatar for them:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=135629

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Hahaha, we were on the same page, brother.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I8-CbJYGMA

Ahhh now that’s the good stuff. :)

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





nobodygetshurt posted:



what's he praying for goons?

to wake up from this horrible nightmare. it's a spring morning in 1981. his wife discovers that her pregnancy test was a false positive. moments after the words leave her lips, trump has already forgotten why he was so upset in his dream. he puts both thoughts behind him as he slumps out of bed and into yesterday's pants. he's expected for a photo op at a casino in atlantic city.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Hahaha, we were on the same page, brother.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I8-CbJYGMA

I'm wearing the best barrel, the most tremendous barrel, by the way, buy TRPUM brand barrels to help pay my legal fees

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

nobodygetshurt posted:



what's he praying for goons?

For that weird cringe moment to pass

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

Vire posted:

I don't know what today achieved outside of making Bradley look horrible and maybe cooked his entire legal career.

lol "gossiped to a defense attorney in proceedings with a previous client about privileged info" and "sexually assaulted a client" are uh, some amazing sells to make to future clients

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Finally caught up



L O L

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

steinrokkan posted:

Maybe Trump can argue he's being persecuted for his social media posts and get Musk to pay

honestly, not that far-fetched

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal

jokes posted:

this stupid wet bitch, lol, got fined $400mm because he couldn't stop lying

and even now, even after all this, he *still* can't stop lying

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Happy Friday everyone. Lol at Trump owing 355m

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I wonder if anyone has done a wellness check on catturd

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Honestly this is the smartest play she's made so far

Go after him right the gently caress now, you might dent him enough to actually win your home state and gain momentum, convince the cash strapped GOP you might be worth throwing Donny to the wolves.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

idiotsavant posted:

3rd witness for defense was an ex-law partner who apparently sexually harassed/assaulted an employee & a client and got booted from the partnership for it. He'd been texting with one of the defense attorneys a year later about the Wade/Wallis relationship except that oops! a ton of that info was actually privileged attorney-client info he shouldn't have disclosed. When asked why he left the firm he said it was a disagreement related to privileged conversations, on cross the prosecutors got him to admit that oh actually he was accused of sexual assault, and asked if he was ever accused of any other sexual assaults which he denied. THEN they asked him if they ever sexually harassed a client and named the client and he said no way never. Prosecution's 2 follow-up witnesses were a) an associate at the firm who apparently saw him grope someonw at a nightclub (tho the question was never asked) and b) the named client who was assaulted.

Witnesses were dismissed without testifying cause as far as I understand you don't want to start a whole other recursive trial within a trial with outside evidence when you're impeaching a witness & judge didn't want to open yet another can of worms when he's already tired of dealing with the defense's bullshit anyways.

so ultimately it means defenses key witnesses that Wade & Willis were in a secret romantic conspiracy to defraud the state of Georgia with lavish $300 plane tickets to uh, California? and $65/hr taint team attorney contracts (lol yes that was the actual number) are:

a) a pissed off ex-wife who cheated on her husband (Wade) in 2015 & is still in divorce proceedings with him went to the defense attorney Merchant and told her that actually Wade is a cheating guy sleeping with Willis

b) an ex-employee of Willis' office who was fired who says she thinks she heard something once about Wade & Willis doing it

c) an ex-law partner (and Wade's initial divorce lawyer) who was booted from the firm when he couldn't stop sexually harassing people and who was texting about privileged attorney-client info with the defense attorney Merchant and who was um, less than honest on the stand

oh and also the trips were all just normal vacation/romantic getaway type things that were paid for with personal funds but actually obviously it was all a nefarious plot because Willis paid for most of her half in cash

Why is it impossible for Trump and Trump Adjacent people to have a normal loving trial and not something that sounds like it was written by a TV writer

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

That's 87,112,171.83 Whoppers hamberders

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

ImpAtom posted:

Why is it impossible for Trump and Trump Adjacent people to have a normal loving trial and not something that sounds like it was written by a TV writer

because trump is a cartoon villain surrounded by cartoon henchmen

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