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I love all lurkers except for one. I have never seen their posts but I know they would be terrible. It's you. the one reading this right now. I know it
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Feb 17, 2024 01:50
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well gently caress you angepain I regret sending you that valentine's card now
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Feb 17, 2024 01:51
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sure it was unwarranted and you'd previously sent the C&D but nevertheless my offence is palpable
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Feb 17, 2024 01:52
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ROASES ARE RED,,, AND SO IS;- BEETROOT GRAVY UP BUM,,, NO BABY 
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Feb 17, 2024 02:02
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makes me laugh every goddamn time lol, I think the first time I saw it I thought it was Gerry Adams with his mouth agape in furious shock and that's how I interpret it every time now
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Feb 17, 2024 02:07
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I love you all equally except njan99. i luv u more sausage
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Feb 17, 2024 02:10
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Thanks Tess and gently caress you Ange, I know you both mean me. I drafted a long post about my JSA experience 11 years ago but it's staying in my notes. Long story short I got a job at a mini Wetherspoons airside at Heathrow off a course the Job Centre sent me on. Did two months with a temporary pass while my references cleared. It ran out and I went for an interview for a temp job as a PA at a council. Got that job and got a call from Wetherspoons the same day to say my full pass was ready. I've now been at the council for over 10 years, last 8yrs managing a team of 13 ppl responsible for sourcing care services for 200-300 vulnerable adults a week. Management is a bitch but I take it very seriously and look after my team. I have been reading the UKMT since like 2011, it's had a massive impact on my politics and that ofc influences how I manage people as well. I feel like I have been posting a bit more recently so you may see more of me. Actually paid to change my username recently (just from Wafflecop, which I nicked from an old webcomic back in the day) and considering an avatar change in the near future. Woops this is getting long too and I've got to be up with the kids tomorrow so good night UKMT goons. Love from this longtime lurker, intermittent poster.
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Feb 17, 2024 02:24
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I was collecting JSA for a few months in toxteth jobcentre around 2010. My advisor was a sound former student, but i saw some poo poo waiting to see him. Welp, that's my jsa story, back to lurking.
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Feb 17, 2024 02:32
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I think I saw you post somewhere else and had that exact thought about your username so thankyou for responding to my psychic question.
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Feb 17, 2024 02:32
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Thanks for posting and we hope to see you posting with us again soon! I think your username (pre-change) is one I remember seeing somewhere irrespective of the webcomic origin, so good to see you over this way.
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Feb 17, 2024 02:34
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rocket_Magnet posted:I was collecting JSA for a few months in toxteth jobcentre around 2010. My advisor was a sound former student, but i saw some poo poo waiting to see him. Nice try but *throws hand forward* I've got your nose so you have to pop in from time to time.
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Feb 17, 2024 02:36
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gently caress, he's got his nose
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Feb 17, 2024 02:41
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See these kinds of antics are why people keep rejecting your valentines
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Feb 17, 2024 03:25
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crispix posted:ROASES ARE RED,,, To the tune of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKma0zlB5fw
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Feb 17, 2024 04:54
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I am in the thankful position that I can generally tell when the time will be when I have to metaphorically “just gonna grab my coat” and then get some other job. My current one was timed at the end of a contract, completely different industry than I am used to and was a bit of a culture shock both going perm and at a place that moved slowly. Not had to do JSA stuff since Tony was in charge so unlikely to offer any advice there. AI seems your best bet for anything required for you to write something for someone not inclined to read it. LinkedIn can be useful just fill it in and add people you have worked with, avoid the recruiters. My only recommendation is asking questions at an interview to gauge how much poo poo you are in for it you get that job. By-election thoughts: low turnout is interesting, not sure what it is compared to other by-elections but not heard any muttering on voter ID either. I think adding Reform + Tories is a little disingenuous as I don’t think they will all go that way, I think I saw a poll where it would be about 30% or so and the rest will vote for someone else. You need to consider also they didn’t go for a few seats last time based on something with Brexit, I forgot as it was years ago. Oh and if you lurk don’t worry about posting.
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Feb 17, 2024 04:59
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Just post what's the worst that could happen 
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Feb 17, 2024 08:26
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It's fun to post!
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Feb 17, 2024 08:28
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Tesseraction posted:
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Feb 17, 2024 09:20
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TACD posted:what what the gently caress it isn’t that? Who the gently caress is it then? Er yeah same reaction as you, that's clearly Gerry Adams as he reads the "surely you know someone who can fit a timer" tweet
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Feb 17, 2024 09:23
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Naked shouting Swiss football fan obviously
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Feb 17, 2024 09:25
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drat I missed Lurker's Hour because I was sound asleep I also missed the bugman-99 slapfight I've woken in time for the explanation of what the gently caress is though, so there's that
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Feb 17, 2024 09:26
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Feb 17, 2024 09:29
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Skarsnik posted:Naked shouting Swiss football fan obviously This does answer the question and yet still leaves me wondering who the gently caress is that?
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Feb 17, 2024 09:35
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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/switzerland-fan-viral-france-euros-24419897.amp Most of the news stories are from awful places so have a daily star link
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Feb 17, 2024 09:38
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I mean they don't say it's not Gerry Adams
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Feb 17, 2024 09:51
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Do emojis still cost $40? Are they included in the basket of goods for measuring inflation?
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Feb 17, 2024 09:53
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Skarsnik posted:https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/switzerland-fan-viral-france-euros-24419897.amp As resident Swiss I don’t think I’ve ever seen that but LOL LMAO
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Feb 17, 2024 09:59
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You're telling me it's just Some Guy? 
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Feb 17, 2024 10:02
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we're all just some guy tbf
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Feb 17, 2024 10:06
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Yeah but we're not emotes
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Feb 17, 2024 10:12
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Mano posted:As resident Swiss I don’t think I’ve ever seen that but LOL LMAO I assumed there was a framed picture of him in every Swiss home and government building
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Feb 17, 2024 10:12
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Angepain posted:I love all lurkers except for one. I have never seen their posts but I know they would be terrible. It's you. the one reading this right now. I know it Hi, the terrible lurker here. If you knew someone who watches hours of BBC politics every day, listens to the podcast by the racist and war criminal and won’t listen to anyone else under the age of 60, how would you explain to them your perspective? Is it even worth trying?
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Feb 17, 2024 10:15
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I see the threads favourite poster was on the drink last night
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Feb 17, 2024 10:16
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Ms Adequate posted:You're telling me it's just Some Guy? (this is the actual reason that AI was invented for)
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Feb 17, 2024 10:18
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That loving Sned posted:Hi, the terrible lurker here. We tried, but it didn't work. We threadbanned then before actually banning them.
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Feb 17, 2024 10:24
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Ms Adequate posted:Yeah but we're not emotes Speak for yourself 
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Feb 17, 2024 10:25
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All the lurkers should post more, to drown out njan99s posts if nothing else. Count me in for the group who thought it was Gerry Adams reading the timer tweet Rarity posted:Speak for yourself You should really use your private jet less frequently, Ms. Swift.
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Feb 17, 2024 10:27
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I was going to post last night cos I was drinking this weird blue beer that strained my tongue and tasted of Refreshers but thought naah better not.
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Feb 17, 2024 10:41
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I still think the Vince McMahon falling over emote looks more like Kenneth Williams Oooh matron!
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Feb 17, 2024 11:04
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kecske posted:lord adonis was the car park fight guy his account was also named lord adonis
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