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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
do rich people tie their shoes or do they get the help to do it? wonder if the sons know hot to tie knots?

also has Don switched to slip ons?

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Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

free hubcaps posted:

i cant stop laughing at this stupid rear end in a top hat





lol

he looks like hes wearing old school planet of the apes makeup lol

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

Fundraising going great

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1759008727212953890

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


"a little heavy"

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

I did everything right and they indicted me

And also fined me a half billion dollars

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1759008783907352625


going for defamation trial #3

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

There are zero instances where being called a “whale” is a compliment

zone
Dec 6, 2016


You got INDICATED for breaking the law, idiot
That's not what "doing everything right" means

RockWhisperer
Oct 26, 2018

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Hopefully this is how Trump leaves Philadelphia



Would it possible to photoshop the Trump sneakers onto the bot?

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
He almost made it two weeks without going after Carroll again. The dumbest motherfucker.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

https://youtu.be/dZqo4OZ0Pqs?si=pz8M0Hjt-0KilCls

ianskate
Sep 22, 2002

Run away before you drown!
Any updates on those truckers throwing away stable jobs in the trucking industry simping for their tangerine blob (to own the libs) by not delivering shipments to NY?

Google didn't provide enough lols, so I'm guessing it was something from a PDW comment thread shared before.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Philthy posted:

He almost made it two weeks without going after Carroll again. The dumbest motherfucker.

Dude has reached almost 80 years old and has never suffered consequences for any of the outrageous poo poo he has said or done. It’s probably going to take a hot minute for him to learn (assuming old DOGs can learn new tricks)

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

ComfyPants posted:

Fundraising going great



People are as dumb as poo poo.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Frank Frank posted:

There are zero instances where being called a “whale” is a compliment

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Ninurta posted:

Sure they are, see right there it says they're made in UzbekiStAn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSBNwOtyaNA&t=148s

nobodygetshurt
Dec 11, 2007

nobodygetshurt posted:

Air-Trumps selling at sneakercon for $365 million

holy poo poo i was joking trump you doofus. you didn't have to actually take this as advice.

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

ADJUDICATED SEXUAL ASSAULTER Donald John Trump sits at a table, in front of mounds of paperwork. The trial decision and judgement, scraps of paper with nonsense scribblings he’s made, and accumulated Reese’s Pieces wrappers.

A Diet Coke sits sweating on a coaster.

Across the table sits JUDGE ENGORON.

TRUMP!: I see you’ve fined me a half billion dollars in your witch hunt. Very, very nasty, very unfair.

Engoron is unmoved.

With a sly grin, TRUMP! removes an envelope from his suit pocket.

TRUMP!: In this envelope, is everything I’m willing to pay to settle this. That’s it, and not one penny more.

Solemnly, he slides the envelope across the desk, towards Engoron.

The Judge opens the envelope. Inside is a small piece of paper.

On the paper is written just four words:

PEE PEE POO POO

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
And another thing: please don't put on Fox News that I was booed, it was an "emotional reaction."

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

MrMojok posted:

PEE PEE POO POO

See, this is the sort of creative content we need. Why can’t you folks take a lesson from kiwifarms?

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



I blame Wreck-It Ralph for all this.

He had to go and break the internet a few years ago and now we’re going to all be linking to X Social posts itt every day while the chuds infest the halls and lobbies with golden Trump shoes and spraying perfume bottles of ketchup on the walls.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
TRMP!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Randabis posted:

I blame Wreck-It Ralph for all this.

He had to go and break the internet a few years ago and now we’re going to all be linking to X Social posts itt every day while the chuds infest the halls and lobbies with golden Trump shoes and spraying perfume bottles of ketchup on the walls.

Wreck it Ralph hosed up the minute they made Zangief a villain

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

I was saying Troo-ump

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Working for Fox News as a writer has got to be similar to being a writer for the National Enquirer

They know they’re writing bullshit but one was entertaining and the other is evil

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
lol, the 45th president of the USofA is peddling shoes (in person) at a sneaker convention in the year 2024.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
Why can’t he just sell mar a lago to the kushners for one billion dollars? That oughta cover it.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Keep draining your finances MAGA

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP

Silly Burrito posted:

That’s the Quality of Trump!



Reminds me of these....




Soon we'll see a classified ad somewhere:

"For sale: Golden Trump Sneakers. Never Worn."

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004


From hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

emSparkly posted:

Why can’t he just sell mar a lago to the kushners for one billion dollars? That oughta cover it.

There's even some leftover classified documents left behind locked doors the FBI didn't search. Surely some russian bank has to find that worth a mortgage.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Keep draining your finances MAGA

I’m fine with the Chuds -> DJT -> Victims of DJT pipeline.

It’s a shame this is all going to get stolen by the middleman again and no one will learn.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Where are the “Made In China” labels?

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

LordSloth posted:

lol, the 45th president of the USofA is peddling shoes (in person) at a sneaker convention in the year 2024.

They match all of his decor. I’d have given a chuckle if he’d actually worn a pair at the thing today with his suit. But the dumb fucker doesn’t understand humor (unless it’s mean spirited)

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1759014201161375843

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
Golden sneakers, lol.

Donald trump heard someone mention the bible and golden calves, and he got the wrong idea.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Present one of greatest tweets

Discount Dracula
Aug 15, 2003


Nap Ghost

Post itt every time Trump is a fat fucker or a rich sucker.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1759013628135592179


Where do you cum in the Congo?

e:
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1759017154475635109

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