LOLTrump: Motherfucker this entire thread is an unhealthy mental exercise

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dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Junk posted:

so when do the bad things start happening to trump

Not until he pisses off a leprechaun unfortunately. He is very greedy and loves gold so it's just a matter of time.

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:29

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# ? May 30, 2024 00:12

wheatpuppy: Apr 25, 2008; YOU HAVE MY POST!

Rescue Toaster posted:

I swear I read this as "never won" first...

Post itt every time you lol at "For Sale: Trump shoes. Never won."

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:33

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Junk posted:

so when do the bad things start happening to trump

Technically, about 77 years ago

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:35

HamburgerTownUSA: Aug 7, 2022

Jeremor posted:

gonna stunt on fools with my trump kicks

dude they're almost certainly made with the cheapest poo poo imaginable right? Somebody going to blow out their ACL in Trump sneakers

Nobody that bought them new is going to wear them.

A good portion of the people that go to sneaker conventions don't wear the shoes that they buy new, they get flipped or traded. Sneaker culture is built heavily on FOMO.

Those ugly-rear end Trump shoes are all going to get bought buy people who fully intend to flip them to chuds for like 20x retail.

If you actually see someone wearing Trump shoes, they'll probably have way overpaid for them in the aftermarket because they're chud dipshits.

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:36

1000 Sweaty Rikers: Oct 13, 2005

madmatt112 posted:

Just remembered that MAGA rapper who calls himself Forgiato Blow

lol

Horatio Hornblower fuckin-rear end name

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:37

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

Vampire Panties posted:

oh look, confirmed bigots trying to wrangle a 25 minute presentation from a single sentence in a book they've never read

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

God created both male and female in his image? Are they going to discuss how God is clearly hermaphrodite?

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:38

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Fattest PI posted:

I pulled an uno reverse on my dipshit MAGA coworker

he was griping about liberals and trudeau and I mentioned taze in the balls guy as a counter argument. He was then defending and saying it didn't happen and the whole time I'm doing laps around saying how all conservatives are absolute morons and not to be trusted because of taze-balls guy.

He gets frustrated and eventually pulls up on his phone a news article and a snopes article proving i was wrong about tazeballs.
"You believe the mainstream media? You told me yourself snopes was just lib propaganda, you're just as stupid as the guy who tazed his own balls to death"

I was dunking on him and conservatives the entire time even though he was technically right. He had to play defense and also do the work to prove me wrong, and I just... didn't care. He's a bigger dumbass for wasting his time, so I double win

conservatives are the types to use the word FEMALES in casual conversation

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:40

cr0y: Mar 24, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So not popular that literally a majority of Americans voted for him

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:42

DiomedesGodshill: Feb 21, 2009

I've been out of the news loop for a few days and come here and Trump is now discount Al Bundy? Is this real? *checks the Internet*

:cripes:

Can this get dumber? Yes.

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:45

cr0y: Mar 24, 2005

I'm the bias hammer

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:46

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

lol what's the neck thing going on there?

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:51

Wee Bairns: Feb 10, 2004; Jack Tripper's wingman.

All the chuddy kids with the Trumped-up kicks
never run never run

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:53

cr0y: Mar 24, 2005

Toxic Mental posted:

lol what's the neck thing going on there?

The neck is where the bias is stored

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:55

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

cr0y posted:

The neck is where the bias is stored

Larynx? More like Unfairynx.

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:56

Remy Marathe: Mar 15, 2007; _________===D ~ ~ _\____/

cr0y posted:

I'm the bias hammer

Out in the garage, banging dents into my rims with a bias hammer

# ? Feb 18, 2024 05:58

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

Toxic Mental posted:

lol what's the neck thing going on there?

s p r o i n g obviously

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:01

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Toxic Mental posted:

lol what's the neck thing going on there?

He's jamming his face into the TV camera because he's DOING THIS ALL FOR THE TV RATINGS SO HE CAN BE A STAR

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:02

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

cr0y posted:

I'm the bias hammer

I like that the trial is taking place in outback Australia.

Somewhere I don't think Trump has ever visited.

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:03

Bugsy: Jul 15, 2004; I'm thumpin'. That's
why they call me
'Thumper'.; Slippery Tilde

funeral home DJ posted:

Hey so this actually happened and you won�t believe which company did it!

If you guessed it was a chud company, you�re 100% correct!

Why am I not surprised. I see their awful garbage a lot.

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:04

DiomedesGodshill: Feb 21, 2009

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:05

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DiomedesGodshill posted:

LOL

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:12

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Hmmmmm who does this describe

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:14

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

PhazonLink posted:

dont insult lard like that. lard is a perfectly fine ingredient for making biscuits, tamales, or frying.

Yeah

, we've been trying to contact you about that.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDZaoPXMTK8
uh
ughhhhhhhhhhh
uh, also. ugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpOktupkl0c

staberind fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Feb 18, 2024

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:18

Cat Hassler: Feb 7, 2006; Slippery Tilde

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Hmmmmm who does this describe

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:19

Sedgr: Sep 16, 2007; Neat!

kazil posted:

Missed an opportunity to change it to "no added MTG"

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:23

cr0y: Mar 24, 2005

N is for indictment

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:24

TheKub: May 11, 2006

DiomedesGodshill posted:

That's great and made me think that if trump hired Cochrain instead of Habba he wouldn't be in this mess.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:26

IShallRiseAgain: Sep 12, 2008; Well ain't that precious?

tek79 posted:

This can't be stated enough. Trump supporters barely have time to remember to breathe in-between being simultaneously jerking off to thoughts of TRUMP and irrational rage about something they were told BIDEN did (even though Biden didn't actually do it). Chuds have absolutely nothing going on in their lives beyond whatever fake outrage Fox News (and far dumber outlets) have drummed up for the week. Just look at those lovely shoes up-thread, and imagine how empty as a person you'd have to be to drop 9K on an autographed pair of those. In 2 years they'll be as appealing as a vintage Nazi armband on Ebay.

In 2 years, they will start rotting away. Shoes break down really fast if they are never worn.

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:28

Raymond T. Racing: Jun 11, 2019

Sedgr posted:

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:28

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Sedgr posted:

oh poo poo the files

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:30

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Apollodorus posted:

yeah, that and my PhD in ancient greek

Now the question is: which Apollodorus did you name yourself after?

Seriously I went to Apollodorus on Wikipedia and there is a large disambiguation page for that name.

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:31

ChickenHeart: Nov 28, 2007; Take me at your own risk.; Kiss From a Hog

DiomedesGodshill posted:

This thread has been amazing as of late

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:32

weg: Jun 6, 2006; Reassisted Retrogression

Sedgr posted:

It keeps getting better lol

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:40

Sedgr: Sep 16, 2007; Neat!

I'm quite pleased with the FedEx style negative space tie. :lol:

Credit to PKMN Trainer Red for the original. :hmmyes:

# ? Feb 18, 2024 06:42

Cornwind Evil: Dec 14, 2004; The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Have you ever spoken to a chud? They will take every opportunity, every single one, to try to pivot the conversation towards how much Biden sucks and how Trump should be president again. Trump is their entire personality. OANN and other chud "news" networks are perfect reflections of their audience.

And again, this just proves deep down they know it's all poo poo, so they HAVE to keep reinforcing the lie. Something you actually believe in, just knowing that is enough, you don't have to drag it out EVERYWHERE and make EVERYTHING about it.

So on top of everything else, they can't even lie to themselves right.

# ? Feb 18, 2024 07:00