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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:

thats me in the corner

thats me in cable knit sweater losing my last nevre

:lmao:

Dont tell her I said that

E:

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Feb 18, 2024

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




Charm person, obviously

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

GodDAMN that kid is adorable

I cant believe shes grown so quickly seriously wtf

She's a year old next month and her noggin has stayed 95 percentile the whole time.

I think she's hit a growth spurt in the last month b/c her feet almost touch the footrest on her highchair now.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Are there any non-cute baby anythings? I suppose insects and spiders excepting.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I've seen some ugly babies

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Most of them tbh

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TIP posted:

I've seen some ugly babies

Did ya tell em?

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


TIP posted:

I've seen some ugly babies

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

Are there any non-cute baby anythings? I suppose insects and spiders excepting.

Anything with fur typically is pretty cute imo but there's a lot of ugly human babies out there


TIP posted:

I've seen some ugly babies

Yeah

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Baby dolphins are pretty dang cute

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt posted:

Baby dolphins are pretty dang cute

I think dolphins are generally cute even though they are hairless because they are chungus with that super derpy smile

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

lol dolphins are always good for a smile or maybe even laugh.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Dolphins are Killing Machines

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I just put on the mask (the jim carrey one not the eric stolz one) and it starts with a shot of the city and then text fades in that says EDGE CITY

:newfap:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



it makes sense, jim carrey's normal guy character in this seems like he's constantly edging

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



nearly jizzes in his pants when cameron diaz walks in the bank

also his bank friend takes her jacket and then smells it :whitewater:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



also the bad guy in this is zed from pulp fiction

goddamn 1994 was a big year for that guy

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Baby birds are obviously cute, though I suppose you could count feathers as kinda like fur.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



redshirt posted:

Baby birds are obviously cute, though I suppose you could count feathers as kinda like fur.

disagree

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



that thing is a fuckin nightmare

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

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TIP posted:

nearly jizzes in his pants when cameron diaz walks in the bank

jfc who could blame him :dogstare:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TIP posted:

disagree



No one looks cute when they are just born. Gotta give it a week.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

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redshirt posted:

No one looks cute when they are just born. Gotta give it a week.

fr, no one ever talks about it but like 99% of babies who are smooshed out a vagina look like blobfish for the first couple of days until everything sort of calms the heck down (c section babies don't get the smooshing so they mostly look normal)

i looked like a furious tomato with a cone head

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

fr, no one ever talks about it but like 99% of babies who are smooshed out a vagina look like blobfish for the first couple of days until everything sort of calms the heck down (c section babies don't get the smooshing so they mostly look normal)

i looked like a furious tomato with a cone head

Indeed. My first baby pic I've got a black eye and my fists up.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

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redshirt posted:

Indeed. My first baby pic I've got a black eye and my fists up.

start as you mean to go on :hmmyes:

luckily my conehead experience didn't affect my PERFECT HEAD SYMMETRY

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I went to a friends new house last night and their roommate has a husky named Delilah



She is 2 and very energetic but quickly became my friend

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



fartknocker posted:

I went to a friends new house last night and their roommate has a husky named Delilah



She is 2 and very energetic but quickly became my friend



I would be there every night if I could just because of dog :swoon:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Escape From Noise posted:

Dolphins are Killing Machines

Thier skin feels like eggplant, which are the most murderous of all vegetables, so this checks out

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

fr, no one ever talks about it but like 99% of babies who are smooshed out a vagina look like blobfish for the first couple of days until everything sort of calms the heck down (c section babies don't get the smooshing so they mostly look normal)

i looked like a furious tomato with a cone head

It's hilarious when a baby is born on a TV show and it's easily weeks or months old

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

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fartknocker posted:

I went to a friends new house last night and their roommate has a husky named Delilah



She is 2 and very energetic but quickly became my friend



heyyy there delilaaah, gonna pet you like a kittttyyy

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

fartknocker posted:

I went to a friends new house last night and their roommate has a husky named Delilah



She is 2 and very energetic but quickly became my friend



10/10 best dog would love despite inevitable betrayal and loss of hair.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

TIP posted:

I've seen some ugly babies


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtkHWuow6_o
The slow mo in this is fascinating

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

fartknocker posted:

I went to a friends new house last night and their roommate has a husky named Delilah



She is 2 and very energetic but quickly became my friend



Praise Delilah

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


jfc i was today years old when i discovered that dear prudence by siouxsie and the banshees is a beatles cover :dogstare:

in my defence, i'm not especially into the beatles, but lmao

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



TIP posted:

I've seen some ugly babies

True on day of



he improved somewhat

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Ruby Gloom posted:

jfc i was today years old when i discovered that dear prudence by siouxsie and the banshees is a beatles cover :dogstare:

in my defence, i'm not especially into the beatles, but lmao

I was obsessed with the beatles starting in middle school and I still can sing basically every song off every album

I used to get mad at cover versions because I thought they always ruined the song but I just went and listened to this one and it's.....good! It just sounds a lot like the original actually. I like it. As an adult I'm fine with covers/mashups anyway, because nothing is sacred, least of all popular music.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
hello i luv cats thank u

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

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DorkusMalorkus posted:

It just sounds a lot like the original actually.

yeah i just listened to the beatles version for the first time and i'm surprised at how similar they are :hmmyes:


bagmonkey posted:

hello i luv cats thank u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcUza_wWCfA

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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

bagmonkey posted:

hello i luv cats thank u

https://i.imgur.com/Mcb6pOd.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/9dK4ySH.mp4
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