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That is an excellent slump at the end of that wall climbing attempt. Dakota Johnson, do more physical comedy.
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Some amazing stuff compiled https://twitter.com/NovaMania17/status/1758555555000455249?s=20 https://twitter.com/NovaMania17/status/1758556561406820375?s=20 https://twitter.com/NovaMania17/status/1758562585006244024?s=20 https://twitter.com/NovaMania17/status/1758567856961093920?s=20  
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Escobarbarian posted:At the end she is blind and in a wheelchair just like in the comics simply because…..idk, she was underwater for too long, or something. Water do be blinding and crippling people. Severe anoxia can get you cortical blindness. It's uncommon but not unheard of.
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Feb 17, 2024 19:39
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She gets hit in the face by a firework, that's what blinds her.
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Feb 17, 2024 20:06
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She grew 10 extra eyes like a spider but her regular human brain can't process all the signals
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this was one of the worst movies i've ever seen, the main villain gives all lines in a stupid voice and they all sound ADR'd. I honestly don't know what that guy was thinking or what he director was thinking. Its shot like a CW TV show. There's a line the villain says "Your mother undestimated me!" which makes absolutely zero sense. She hired him as a guard/guide in the amazon, she didn't underestimate him! He literally just betrayed her at the very last second. Honestly unbelievable that this was released. Why didn't they tax write off this one? Jerkface fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Feb 17, 2024 |
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Feb 17, 2024 21:02
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:She gets hit in the face by a firework, that's what blinds her. I've not actually watched this movie.
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Loved this. I haven't seen any Marvel movies since the first Avengers but this looked uniquely bad so I had to. It didn't disappoint. Every performance is as strange as the clips make them seem, the decisions in the movie are baffling and it's just a really funny bad movie. Best of all it feels like a two hour pilot to a 90s TV series, especially the ending. It's just a wonderfully odd film to watch. It does builld tension pretty well though, so you aren't ever feeling bored even when there aren't funny line reads going on.
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I caught it yesterday for my birthday and, yes technically it was a bad film for the reasons stated but it was also a charming bad film. Edit If you told me it was a pilot episode for a Disney TV show about orphan Spider Girls and their psychic blind mom I'd believe you and I'd set my expectations that low. RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Feb 18, 2024 |
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Feb 18, 2024 02:31
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Gyro Zeppeli posted:She gets hit in the face by a firework, that's what blinds her. to be fair, these fireworks were strong enough to bust thru walls like a rocket launcher
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I kinda think most actors would just be very unlikeable reading bad lines but Dakota Johnson really shows how far charisma can take you. The thing almost looks watchable.
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Also I really cant believe the character’s last name is Web. Like, not even a first name where they could explain the coincidence away. It’s a last name. How did this pass the supervision of all the creatives and producers.
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Vegetable posted:Also I really cant believe the character’s last name is Web. Like, not even a first name where they could explain the coincidence away. It’s a last name. How did this pass the supervision of all the creatives and producers. she sees the future and her name is Cassandra
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Vegetable posted:Also I really cant believe the character’s last name is Web. Like, not even a first name where they could explain the coincidence away. It’s a last name. How did this pass the supervision of all the creatives and producers. Remind yourself who directed the Garfield movies
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Did they force Dakota Johnson to star in this film at gunpoint or what? It seems like she's done nothing but burn this production every chance she gets - I mean gently caress I don't blame her, by all accounts its a dumpster fire, but how did she even get involved in the first place?
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:Did they force Dakota Johnson to star in this film at gunpoint or what? It seems like she's done nothing but burn this production every chance she gets - I mean gently caress I don't blame her, by all accounts its a dumpster fire, but how did she even get involved in the first place? I’m not a Hollywood expert, but I imagine having the lead in a Marvel Comic book movie (it’s Sony but still a Marvel property) is very lucrative. You get paid for the gig, backend points, a slice of the pie from merchandizing, etc. My guess is once the thing actually went into production she realized this thing is a giant turd and is doing all this funny poo poo ‘promoting’ the movie.
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:Did they force Dakota Johnson to star in this film at gunpoint or what? It seems like she's done nothing but burn this production every chance she gets - I mean gently caress I don't blame her, by all accounts its a dumpster fire, but how did she even get involved in the first place? I assume she was following her agents' advice. Who she later fired.
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She’s also just not shy about making GBS threads on her own movies. She dumped hard on Fifty Shades and was very public about how she hated her costar. Then she went on to do two sequels with him. I guess it’s kinda nice that anyone can do that and still get big jobs.
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By all accounts, this movie is indeed a big job.
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:Did they force Dakota Johnson to star in this film at gunpoint or what? It seems like she's done nothing but burn this production every chance she gets - I mean gently caress I don't blame her, by all accounts its a dumpster fire, but how did she even get involved in the first place? She said the script was massively rewritten after she signed on.
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This was astonishingly bad. Worst thing I've seen in years. Below Morbius and it's not even close I had a great time. E: For some reason the part that keeps coming back to me is right before a car chase set piece there's a shot of the villain running on top of a car and then clearly doing a little crouch and putting his hand up like he's about to shoot a web to swing with and then it cuts. He follows them by just... jumping from car to car? I guess the very concept of web-swinging was forbidden? NmareBfly fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Feb 18, 2024 |
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It’s crazy the villain being completely ADR’d made it into a big-budget, theatrically released Marvel movie. Full-on lips not matching what we’re hearing, back turned to the camera to hide his face. It’s egregiously bad.
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News coming up that they are cancelling the Web sequels which lol but also this movie cost at least 20 million dollars more than reported. Low hundred millions. Probably tried to hide that as how cansonethibg that expensive look so cheap. Still haven't decided to shelve Kraven though.
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They already had sequels lined up? Lol
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MacheteZombie posted:They already had sequels lined up? Lol I'm sure they planned solo movies for every Web-person
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MacheteZombie posted:They already had sequels lined up? Lol https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/madame-web-bomb-killed-sony-franchise-1235829471/ They had planned a FRANCHISE
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This coulda been the Year of Web! Instead it's gonna be a year of jack poo poo.
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I would’ve watched a Julia Carpenter Spider-Woman movie. And an Arana movie! And even a whatever the third one was movie. I guess modern audiences still aren’t interested in movies that tell women’s stories 
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josh04 posted:This coulda been the Year of Web! Instead it's gonna be a year of jack poo poo. both come from a butt
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rare Magic card l00k posted:both come from a butt Incorrect, spider webs are produced by an organ called a spinneret.
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Speaking of Sony retooling because women don't matter https://www.themarysue.com/amazons-...enough-already/ They've fired everyone on Silk because it's not erotic and sexy enough so it's being remade for a "male audience"
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Give us a middle aged spider person. A Julia Louis-Dreyfus or an Adam Sandler. Someone who gets winded from all the swinging and decides to take the bus. 
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Lid posted:Speaking of Sony retooling because women don't matter After almost two decades of superhero movies that are completely sexless minus the occasional Men’s Health cover style male shirtless scene, I am totally fine with someone trying to make attractive people in spandex sexy again.
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