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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

roomtone posted:

the idea that someone could be attracted to the undertaker is fascinating to me

are you a guy? is it like a gay thing?

I’m transmasc and consider myself gay. In retrospect I also liked Chyna before her multiple surgeries so :gay:

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Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


I am not attracted to the Undertaker but I do think that he should have a naked alter ego named the Nudertaker.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
A mortician fighting in nothing but panties. The Undietaker.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Defiance Industries posted:

I am not attracted to the Undertaker but I do think that he should have a naked alter ego named the Nudertaker.

A peeping Tom character, sneaking around in the bushes that are mysteriously ringside.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Baron von Eevl posted:

A peeping Tom character, sneaking around in the bushes that are mysteriously ringside.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008


Don’t do Smash like that.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

theres a wrestling conspiracy theory that taker is a secret muslim it rules

After Muhammad Hassan's terrorist buddies kidnapped the Undertaker they taught him about the light of Islam.

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Defiance Industries posted:

I am not attracted to the Undertaker but I do think that he should have a naked alter ego named the Bottomtaker.


FTFY

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Grendels Dad posted:

A mortician fighting in nothing but panties. The Undietaker.

That sounds more like the king of the Underpants Gnomes.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

A wrestling mortician with a horrible gambling addiction. The Over/Undertaker.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Digger O'Dell the friendly mortician

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Baron von Eevl posted:

A peeping Tom character, sneaking around in the bushes that are mysteriously ringside.

This is just Vince McMahon

Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the undertaker is overrated and sting is the superior wrestler

Ironically, Sting supposedly invested his money well in real estate and has been long term financially secure at least since his TNA run.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
thats why they call him real estate steve

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

thats why they call him real estate steve

It's an okay gimmick but you really have to sell it.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

When I was a kid and a fan of the so-called phoney New York cartoon wrestling the only two WCW guys I knew were Sting and Ric Flair.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Stink Your Wronk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TO4c1fHY2s

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


God I loved Undertaker as a kid, he was my guy growing up. An unstoppable undead killing machine. Never meet your heroes.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Cartoon Man posted:

God I loved Undertaker as a kid, he was my guy growing up. An unstoppable undead killing machine. Never meet your heroes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckRamuVkRjg

obeyasia
Sep 21, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Is there a podcast or YouTube video you suggest to bring me up to date on all the VKM and associated atrocities? I'm in a car for 3 hours today.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

obeyasia posted:

Is there a podcast or YouTube video you suggest to bring me up to date on all the VKM and associated atrocities? I'm in a car for 3 hours today.

There's a dedicated thread for the scandal in PSP that's covering news as it comes out

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4052812&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

I don't think there's a 3 hour long podcast in there though. Check the first handful of pages for video summaries

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Cartoon Man posted:

God I loved Undertaker as a kid, he was my guy growing up. An unstoppable undead killing machine. Never meet your heroes.

Did he not kill anybody when you met him?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
For many people watching wrestling as a youth led to a sexual awakening.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Who the hell would be attracted to a bunch of Adonis physiques squeezed into form fitting briefs!



Also you guys go through like 3 pages of WrestlerFilm chat and no one mentions bad bill Goldberg in Universal SoldierThe Return?!

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Animal-Mother posted:

Did he not kill anybody when you met him?

Found out he wasn't actually undead.

Stunt-Puffin
May 19, 2023
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Hollismason posted:

For many people watching wrestling as a youth led to a sexual awakening.

The Undertaker's cold clammy hands...

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

FilthyImp posted:

Also you guys go through like 3 pages of WrestlerFilm chat and no one mentions bad bill Goldberg in Universal SoldierThe Return?!

Hell, nobody even mentioned Mick Foley as THE BOULDER.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Hollismason posted:

For many people watching wrestling as a youth led to a sexual awakening.

GLOW is the reason I can’t get aroused without being put in a figure four.

wizard2
Apr 4, 2022

Cthulu Carl posted:

Found out he wasn't actually undead.

what the gently caress...

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Defiance Industries posted:

I am not attracted to the Undertaker but I do think that he should have a naked alter ego named the Nudertaker.
His alter ego should be a racecar driver named the Overtaker

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Sega 32X posted:

I can't bring myself to watch it, but there's a bizarre looking Adi Shankar Netflix superhero series where the lead is apparently DDP playing a batman-type. I had to look up the cast because it is wild: "The Guardians of Justice" also has Johnny "TV" Hennigan, Jane Seymore, Andy Milonakis (man forgot that guy existed), a guy from Stargate, Denise Richards, Brigitte Neilson, and a bunch of lesser Twilight and Disney Channel actors.
I saw it pop up on Netflix while channel surfing.

"Yeah let's give it a shot, alt. History pop junk right?"

10 seconds in and it's 1947 and Robodolph Hitlerborg has plunged the world into darkness

Why is the cartoon Superman very white when the actor is very not white?
Jesus, it's like someone watched Kung-Fury and thought "I can make the Avengers like this!"

Oh cool cyber T-Rexes are rampaging.

FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Feb 18, 2024

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
The undie-taker with his dreaded clothesline pinch.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Foxfire_ posted:

His alter ego should be a racecar driver named the Overtaker
And his ward/partner, Understeer

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
He gets banned from Torrents because he's the UnderSeeder

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
someone already mentioned the undietaker, but perhaps he could go on pantie raids instead.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Maybe he could become an orthodontist and be the Underbitetaker

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
lol but one of the awful gimmicks vince forced glenn jacobs into before making him kane was an evil wrestling dentist

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
and then he was fake kevin nash

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
I would like to see Glenn Jacobs do the Fake Kevin Nash podcast and get asked about a specific wrestling incident and then go on a tangent about Austrian economics.

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SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Undertaker and IRS could have formed a tag team called "Death & Taxes". The fact this didn't happen is the start of The Darkest Timeline.

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