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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Fuligin posted:

still remember my dad quoting this and making us rent the movie when we found saddam

lol

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War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

Grimnarsson posted:

When I was a kid I thought Saddam and Stalin were the same guy.

my third grade teacher was very impressed when I used Saddam for a collage project, but I was just aping South Park

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

exmarx posted:

benedetta ftw

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

sorry for your loss indigi

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

DoombatINC posted:

there was this thing for a brief time called the 'erotic thriller' which is where you take a cinemax softcore movie and cast Michael Douglas in it (or, failing that, a Baldwin)

if you wanna watch something thats horny and fun check out Cat People (1982) and if you wanna watch something thats horny and sucks check out Breeders (1986)

edit: none of those movies contain Baldwins or Douglasi but Cat People is properly fuckin star studded and Breeders also exists and is on film

still cracks me up the guy most known for directing the notebook got his start doing skinemax thrillers

also his dad was john cassavetes

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

Ammanas posted:

can you make me a list of 3-5 other big budget softcore pornos? i have a 3 day weekend to kill

can't go wrong with anything starring the two shannons, tweed and whirry

Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013
Speaking of soft core sex thrillers, there's a fairly fun camp / horror piece that just came out, Suitable Flesh, with Heather Graham and Barbara Crampton. Super low budget, and the first half an hour is a bit slow, but once it gets moving it's fun.

Open Source Idiom has issued a correction as of 08:22 on Feb 18, 2024

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Open Source Idiom posted:

Speaking of soft core sex thrillers, there's a fairly fun camp / horror piece that just came out, Suitable Flesh, with Heather Graham and Barbara Crampton. Super low budget, and the first half an hour is a bit slow, but once it gets moving it's fun.

The film project was actually started by Stuart Gordon and a writer back in 2020, before Gordon passed away. Apparently Crampton actually had a lot to do with seeing the film get made.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Frosted Flake posted:

Liberal (since 2019)
New Democrat (until 2019)

She sucks

well yeah she went into politics

Pyrus Malus
Nov 22, 2007
APPLES

insane clown pussy posted:

still cracks me up the guy most known for directing the notebook got his start doing skinemax thrillers

its like how the dude who made vampire survivors was formerly a casino slot machine designer. Just applying the expertise a little differently...

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Open Source Idiom posted:

Speaking of soft core sex thrillers, there's a fairly fun camp / horror piece that just came out, Suitable Flesh, with Heather Graham and Barbara Crampton. Super low budget, and the first half an hour is a bit slow, but once it gets moving it's fun.

I get the feeling Heather Graham did something (or didn't do something) to get her career absolutely stunted.

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS

Ghost Leviathan posted:

That's like 80% of Superman stories that don't involve gorillas (and some that do) and not even in the top ten actual problems with that movie

Also having him do a single t pose after throwing an island into space doesn't really seem like enough to qualify for "weirdly aggressive about making him a messiah figure" but w/e

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Heather Graham seems to have made a couple big films to get the bag (Austin Powers 2, Boogie Nights) and otherwise seems to just do whatever poo poo she feels like. An erotic thriller there, a Portlandia appearance there. I don't know what's going on behind the scenes of course but I prefer to believe she's just above the rat race poo poo and takes work she wants

e: and honestly if she, like, turned down Harvey Weinstein or whatever and is still doing whatever poo poo she wants she's even more aspirational

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Grimnarsson posted:

When I was a kid I thought Saddam and Stalin were the same guy.

Stalin Hussein

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


heather graham was funny in Angie tribeca

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Blood Boils posted:

Also having him do a single t pose after throwing an island into space doesn't really seem like enough to qualify for "weirdly aggressive about making him a messiah figure" but w/e

And Snyder was also p clear that Superman is only slightly Jesus but mostly King Arthur

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lol

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/how-disney-adults-became-the-most-hated-group-on-the-internet

quote:

“There’s a real moralistic judgment of Disney adults,” she says. “It’s like, ‘How dare you, instead of putting all this money into buying a house or raising a family, put [it] into fleeting experiences?’ But that probably corresponds with changing cultural expectations for young adults.” Whereas boomers and Gen X’ers would probably have felt uncomfortable buying Toy Story alien popcorn buckets or freely professing their horniness for the Robin Hood cartoon fox, millennials feel more of a “freedom to follow their own obsessions,” she says. “There is a generational difference here, where millennials are allowed to be more juvenile. But now all of a sudden they’ve become sort of cringey. You’re expected to grow out of it in a way, or at least hide it.”

In the wake of the Don’t Say Gay uproar, Wade, who is bisexual, was angry enough at the company’s handling of the controversy to let her annual pass lapse, and she has yet to buy any more merch. To an extent, she is still embedded within the company; she works part time as a Disney vacation planner, and still makes Disney content. But the past few months have been a “rough time” for her fandom, she says. “They could do a lot more to be inclusive and show I’m more than just a dollar sign.”

...

I am not, and never have been, a person for whom joy really comes in consistent supply. But at Disney, it’s nothing less than an IV in my arm. Even the meticulous planning of the daily schedule gives me more of a sense of satisfaction than I feel in my everyday life. And considering how hard joy is for me to come by, I feel no need to apologize for that. Ultimately, neither does Parrish.

“There’s an expectation for Disney adults of what kinds of feelings they should have in the park,” he says. “People who think Disney is only for kids, they’re not thinking of how our sense of joy can evolve over time. And I think there’s an element of jealousy toward the Disney adult, that they are able to live so freely.”

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

I don't make fun of Disney adults because they aren't saving money to buy a house and instead spend money on something that makes them happy. I make fun of Disney adults because the thing that makes them happy is stupid.

When they talk about their "Disney fandom" is it just the cartoons? Or is it Star Wars and Marvel too? Do you have to like it all or you'll be branded a fake Disney adult? If Disney bought the Human Centipede franchise would you be required to fill your house with Human Centipede memorabilia?


RandolphCarter posted:

heather graham was funny in Angie tribeca


I'm always happy when she randomly pops up places. I also wish the final season of Angie Tribeca would show up somewhere because it isn't available anywhere for some reason.

1glitch0 has issued a correction as of 18:39 on Feb 18, 2024

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002


ya but I am totally buying a sandworm popcorn bucket

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

1glitch0 posted:

I don't make fun of Disney adults because they aren't saving money to buy a house and instead spend money on something that makes them happy. I make fun of Disney adults because the thing that makes them happy is stupid.

wow you sound crazy jealous of their carefree lives

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Disney adults suck because they want a monoculture where there is only Disney and everything non-Disney is eradicated

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





saw the disney adult article posted and briefly went to the 2001: A Space Odyssey fun color hole as i remembered the existence of disney park street gangs and their turf disputes

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

Remulak posted:

lol I remember that from the halcion days of cable tv, and Keifer Sutherland being just another nepobaby, not a torture apologist.

ArmedZombie posted:

cited by scalia.

Scalia cited the fictional character Jack Bauer, not Sutherland:

The Atlantic posted:

"Jack Bauer saved Los Angeles. ... He saved hundreds of thousands of lives," Judge Scalia said. Then, recalling Season 2, where the agent's rough interrogation tactics saved California from a terrorist nuke, the Supreme Court judge etched a line in the sand.

"Are you going to convict Jack Bauer?" Judge Scalia challenged his fellow judges. "Say that criminal law is against him? 'You have the right to a jury trial?' Is any jury going to convict Jack Bauer? I don't think so.

"So the question is really whether we believe in these absolutes. And ought we believe in these absolutes."

Sutherland is alright afaik

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

quote:

To declare oneself a Disney fan in adulthood is to profess to being nothing less than an uncritical bubblehead ensconced in one’s own privilege

i mean they're not wrong

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

It's kind of funny that Disney ended up on top because Disney has been synonymous with mid tier garbage since the 1960's. Joel Dante did a great parody of Disney movies from that era in Matinee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOFIIjXGwO8

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Clip-On Fedora posted:

It's kind of funny that Disney ended up on top because Disney has been synonymous with mid tier garbage since the 1960's. Joel Dante did a great parody of Disney movies from that era in Matinee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOFIIjXGwO8

man I loved this movie as a kid. does it hold up at all.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

Miss Lonelyhearts posted:

Holy poo poo some people are really tattling on themselves with these takes - man there are no good young actors these days better go watch episode 2,000 of ASIP and AMERICAN DAD to alleviate my increasing disconnection with relevant culture.

If you have a lovely uninformed opinion, expressing it with vapid confidence actually has the opposite effect.

but if we dont express our lovely uninformed opinions how will we ever be corrected

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

DoombatINC posted:

saw the disney adult article posted and briefly went to the 2001: A Space Odyssey fun color hole as i remembered the existence of disney park street gangs and their turf disputes

.... elaborate please. i'm fascinated by the disney adult sub culture and frankly I need to hear more about it.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

are you even following the discussion? she's been a "pop star" since she was 15 which was twenty years ago.

that cant be right everybody knows that teenage pop idols are a crazy thing they only do in the orient because they hate women

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

I won't be reading past the headline, but we need to do this to the Nintendo adults too

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

man I loved this movie as a kid. does it hold up at all.

I don't know, I haven't seen it since I was a kid either.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Mr Hootington posted:

I won't be reading past the headline, but we need to do this to the Nintendo adults too

mad?

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
No. I think it would be funny.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





1glitch0 posted:

.... elaborate please. i'm fascinated by the disney adult sub culture and frankly I need to hear more about it.

they seem to pop up in the news every couple years, my introduction to them was a twitter video showing some of them shoving one another around over a turf dispute at the magical kingdom

gis 'disneyland social clubs' if you want to be very sad

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN

DoombatINC posted:

they seem to pop up in the news every couple years, my introduction to them was a twitter video showing some of them shoving one another around over a turf dispute at the magical kingdom

gis 'disneyland social clubs' if you want to be very sad

oh this is different from the actual Orlando street gangs that lead to the closure of the adult oriented "Pleasure Island"

insane clown pussy
Jun 20, 2023

Nichael posted:

I understand the timeline and reasons why, but it's still so odd to me that Taylor Swift was popular, then sort of popular, then S-Tier Super Star popular over the course of like twenty years.

It's hard to think of any analogues to this in any medium really.

jeff dunham

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009


On the internet, however, being a Disney adult is nothing short of an embarrassment. A Disney adult is someone who lives and breathes the brand, buying limited-edition mouse ears and popcorn buckets and branded fitness trackers the moment they drop, constantly posting free advertisements for the park in the form of Cinderella’s Castle and Purple Wall selfies (so named for the violently mauve wall in Tomorrowland) whilst wearing rose-gold mouse ears. To declare oneself a Disney fan in adulthood is to profess to being nothing less than an uncritical bubblehead ensconced in one’s own privilege, suspended in a state of permanent adolescence, raised on a diet of wasp-waisted princesses and talking-animal sidekicks and dancing candelabras, refusing to acknowledge the grim reality that dreams really don’t come true.

I mean you kinda nailed it there

Fighting Elegy
Jan 2, 2007
I do not masturbate; I FIGHT!

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

man I loved this movie as a kid. does it hold up at all.

I'm gonna guess so because Joe Dante rocks and whenever I rewatch one of his movies I find I like it even more than I did when I was a kid.

I'm a Dante Adult.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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https://twitter.com/ratlimit/status/1750654887442927957

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Open Source Idiom
Jan 4, 2013
The picture that article paints of Disney Adults is really sad to me, people who can only get in touch with their fantasy life in a walled garden mediated by lawyers and defensive manchildren. It's also nonsense. It's essentially saying that the only way to have a fantasy is if you pay for the privilege and the only way to find meaningful community is through appropriate engagement with IP.

If people really want to get in touch with their inner child they can stick their arms out, run in a straight line and shout "NRRRR I'M AN PLANE NRRR NRRR PEW PEW PEW".

It's like these people took an icepick to their imaginations.

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