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PainterofCrap posted:True on day of You're doin ok, my goon  My kid looked like a miniature Golem with the brightest red ballsack ever right out of the Mrs. and he turned out ok E: 
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:You're doin ok, my goon This is the least-worst image you could have posted based on that sentence, good job
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Feb 18, 2024 19:53
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:My kid looked like a miniature Golem with the brightest red ballsack ever right out of the Mrs. and he turned out ok Like father, like son
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Feb 18, 2024 19:57
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DorkusMalorkus posted:This is the least-worst image you could have posted based on that sentence, good job Thank you, it was not the first set of search terms used. I did originally sort through some results that made me feel like a character witnessing Lovecraftian horror fartknocker posted:Like father, like son Full transparency: I am uncertain what Beer Jrs ballsack looks like today as he is nearly an adult and I'm ok with that. Although if he every wanted to talk to me about it I would certainly do my best to listen about it, no snickering or anything
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Feb 18, 2024 20:31
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Check out this new food I invented Spicy Bolsheviks with peanut sauce
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Feb 18, 2024 20:34
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Chunky Dorys
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Feb 18, 2024 20:35
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Crispy steamed bilge
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Feb 18, 2024 20:37
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Oven roasted flimflam
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Feb 18, 2024 20:38
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Oven roasted flimflam i make this for dinner on the reg
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Feb 18, 2024 20:49
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Crispy steamed bilge I've made this in breath of the wild AND tears of the kingdom 
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Feb 18, 2024 20:51
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It snowed on Friday but today it's 45 degrees maybe reaching 50, so I'm gonna attempt my first bike ride in months
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Feb 18, 2024 20:53
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I have norovirus. Yay!
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Feb 18, 2024 21:00
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Literally A Person posted:I have norovirus. Yay! That seems like the opposite of yay 
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Feb 18, 2024 21:02
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Literally A Person posted:I have norovirus. Yay! Oh my condolences, I had it a few years ago and it was easily the sickest I've felt as an adult. At least the worst was over after an intense 24 hours.
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Feb 18, 2024 21:05
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The huge kids are having a sale
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Feb 18, 2024 21:30
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DorkusMalorkus posted:The huge kids are having a sale that kid is so huge it can't even hide behind the trailer 
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Feb 18, 2024 21:35
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HUGE KID SMASH!!
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Feb 18, 2024 21:56
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I've made this in breath of the wild AND tears of the kingdom Lol this image
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Feb 18, 2024 21:58
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Literally A Person posted:I have norovirus. Yay! Fell better and get well soon LAP 
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Feb 18, 2024 21:58
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domo arigato oh no it's noro
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Feb 18, 2024 22:10
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Literally A Person posted:I have norovirus. Yay! Sorry LAP 
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Feb 19, 2024 00:00
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Instead of norovirus I say Yesovirus!
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Feb 19, 2024 00:01
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I got noro once from a tuna sandwich in college and I remember deliriously thinking that performing self-surgery to remove my stomach was a better option than whatever was going on in there at the time so you have my condolences.
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Feb 19, 2024 00:04
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Literally A Person posted:I have norovirus. Yay! Think that's what I had two weeks ago Sunday. Initially thought it was food poisoning, since the fun started less than four hours after eating dinner but it turned out that I had a round 2 at 7AM after a fitful night's sleep. Also, neither other person that ate my cooking had any issue. Didn't feel quite right for a week after. It, uh, resets your entire GI so your responses to certain foods can be...interesting until all the gut flora grows back. Sorry. It sucks but the worst passes quickly
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Feb 19, 2024 00:52
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I just puked up a 30oz Gatorade but like the genius I am I drank the white Gatorade first so my puke was p translucent and fruity. Blue is much more of a post-puke flavor. 
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Feb 19, 2024 00:58
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Literally A Person posted:I just puked up a 30oz Gatorade but like the genius I am I drank the white Gatorade first so my puke was p translucent and fruity. drink/puke up a red one to freak out your friends and loved ones
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Feb 19, 2024 01:02
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Ruby Gloom posted:drink/puke up a red one to freak out your friends and loved ones Oooo, exorcist cosplay
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Feb 19, 2024 01:05
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Feb 19, 2024 01:17
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was it from gas station sushi?? month old hot dog??? or the street taco???
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Feb 19, 2024 01:26
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Porch Broth from an Air BnB
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Feb 19, 2024 01:31
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We don't know but it's been climbing the ladder in our household. Kid first, next day Wife, next day me. We even had cool rear end motherfucking plans for today.
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Feb 19, 2024 01:49
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redshirt posted:Porch Broth from an Air BnB Bring Your Own Broth
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Feb 19, 2024 01:52
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Nice technique
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Feb 19, 2024 02:52
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Literally A Person posted:We don't know but it's been climbing the ladder in our household. Kid first, next day Wife, next day me. That's the worst sorry.Stay hydrated as best you can.
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Feb 19, 2024 03:39
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PainterofCrap posted:That's the worst I took my first whiz of the day about 30 minutes ago. So apparently at least some water has made it through my bod.
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Feb 19, 2024 03:42
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"Whiz of the Day" would be a good late night segment
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Feb 19, 2024 03:44
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:"Whiz of the Day" would be a good late night segment Didn’t this thread have an in depth discussion of cheese whiz not that long ago?
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Feb 19, 2024 03:47
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You get ma Cheeze Whiz boy?!
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Feb 19, 2024 03:58
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:"Whiz of the Day" would be a good late night segment Courtesy of Howlin' Mad Murphy!
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Feb 19, 2024 04:02
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PainterofCrap posted:Think that's what I had two weeks ago Sunday. Initially thought it was food poisoning, since the fun started less than four hours after eating dinner but it turned out that I had a round 2 at 7AM after a fitful night's sleep. Also, neither other person that ate my cooking had any issue. good username/post synergy. Glad you're feeling better
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