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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Frugal pizza would be enough to get you through Lent normally, but the Pro Lenters go for Altoona style to rack up extra self sacrifice points with those hardship combo multipliers

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
isnt that just Matzah? which I have never seen eaten as the actual giant cracker and just seen it in Matzah ball soup

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
Barnacle goose pizza

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I'd eat the poo poo out of a Reuben pizza.

Committing grave sins by self quoting from the gws pizza thread:

StarkingBarfish posted:



Reuben pizza : tomato , pastrami, swiss, shredded cabbage, caraway and cumin seeds on a 20% Rye flour base.

It was p. Good, needs Russian dressing but I wasn't putting that on before baking.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Hell yeah, I've had the idea of Reuben pizza rolling around in my head for ages, but I've never gotten around to making one.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

That's pretty grotty

XeeD
Jul 10, 2001
I see invisible dumptrucks.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

That's pretty grotty

And the pizza looks like poo poo too.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
"mucosal"

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I don't think I've seen a pizza that requires a sheet of greaseproof paper to protect the box

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Sewer pizza was fine without it

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

flared base = good to go

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

I took these two pictures a while back, one with flash and one without.




Lighting and angle makes a huge difference.

(the "meat" was seitan)

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Nettle Soup posted:

(the "meat" was seitan)

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

theres cheese on there but i cant discern any other topping

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Is that a flatworm??

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Scarodactyl posted:

Is that a flatworm??

Looks like really gross anchovies.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Clearly the problem here is the lighting.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Grey Cat posted:

Looks like really gross anchovies.

But you repeat yourself







(I don't actually hate anchovies, but they are...distinctive)

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

theres cheese on there but i cant discern any other topping

Looks like a really crappy BBQ chicken pizza with just chicken, cheese and sauceooze.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Scarodactyl posted:

Is that a flatworm??

easy way to fill out your toppings, you only need the one worm to cover the whole pizza

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

This looks incredibly ominous

Sleep paralysis pizza

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Gross, olives

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



What the actual gently caress.
Bro, your pizza is composed of ash.
Also SCISSORS.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
so like $40 or $80 what're we looking at here

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Ah, the classic "end immediately before spit pail" cut

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Blowing spit all inside the ash pizza

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i wanna point out again with the wetness, it's slop inside

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Captain Hygiene posted:

Ah, the classic "end immediately before spit pail" cut

#PerfectlyCutYaks

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
It's not ash, it's black dough, but once again somebody doesn't understand the difference between baked and loving boiled. Why not throw it into a pot of water, it would be faster and the result would be the same, you ABSOLUTE MORON

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

davidspackage posted:

This looks incredibly ominous

Sleep paralysis pizza

lmao. it's a dang ol Skinamarink slice. that phone is just out of frame.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

uber_stoat posted:

lmao. it's a dang ol Skinamarink slice. that phone is just out of frame.

STICK A FORK IN ME

davidspackage fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Feb 19, 2024

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Mmmm, buckwheat bubble pizza

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The "Teat of Mrs. Satan" is quite a concept for pizza

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Do they just waste all that dough on top for no reason or do they reuse it as like a cereal bowl?

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Grey Cat posted:

Do they just waste all that dough on top for no reason or do they reuse it as like a cereal bowl?

They also waste all the dough on the bottom if it makes you feel better

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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Balloon pizza has been a thing for a while, and no it doesn't really make any sense. I think some places might do it for a thing with a lot more liquid so that you can dip bits of the balloon in, but for the most part it's pointless, much like the process of pouring alcohol on a dish and then setting it on fire. Maybe it traps in some of the cheese fumes? Yes, so far as I've ever seen it has to be done with a straw and breath, although technically the baking process would sanitize it if you're worried about that aspect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f89H24nf0MM

But then it's black (presumably charcoal, squid ink would be darker), there's not enough sauce and toppings, there's way too much naked pizza, and the motherfucker cuts a slice that does not reach the center with loving scissors, and even then it's way too floppy.

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