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Leandros
Dec 14, 2008

Every CSPAM megathread should have a Project Xanadu instance dedicated to its lore

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/Ortho_PA_/status/1759208794628686264

these people will never ever be defeated

DJJIB-DJDCT
Feb 1, 2024

PawParole posted:

I wouldn’t call either the XKHS or the DERG socialist, both of them were military juntas that affected socialism for Soviet arms and persecuted the actual socialists. The DERG was straight up fascist, and XKHS never even translated any of Marx’s work into Somali.

Oh that sucks. I had hoped they were doing socialism with Red Sea characteristics.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/dsa_intl_comm/status/1756393741877744044?s=20

Aldanmarki is one of us. We need to get him an account.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The officials are very professional and quite accredited, of that I can assure you.

very highly regarded

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Israel right now is raiding many many cities in the west bank, and according to aljazeera they're making palestinians in jerusalem at gunpoint sign pledges to not go to the al-Quds mosque during ramadan.

If it werent for Abbas and the PA I wouldve said this was a big triggering event for the west bank but who knows.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

It's actually loving nuts that they let Ben Gvir get his way over the objections of the war council. What the gently caress is even the point of having one?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

Leandros posted:

Anyone got that video of the Zionist female professor talking about how everyone should do a little Hasbara handy?

https://x.com/KimJongwins/status/1723785369856966988?s=20 ?

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It's actually loving nuts that they let Ben Gvir get his way over the objections of the war council. What the gently caress is even the point of having one?

it's almost like they're all nazis who agree with each other.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It's actually loving nuts that they let Ben Gvir get his way over the objections of the war council. What the gently caress is even the point of having one?

Someone to dropkick the blame on when the poo poo inevitably hits the fan.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Al-Saqr posted:

it's almost like they're all nazis who agree with each other.

They're not agreeing with each other, that's the problem. This is classic fascist infighting where the most psychotic Hitler sets policy. There's no coherent plan of defense even if you're a goosestepper, because the orders they arrive at are totally schizophrenic. They've recreated the Fuhrer Bunker.

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Oh that sucks. I had hoped they were doing socialism with Red Sea characteristics.

I have great optimism about the chaos nightmare zone to the south of the sahara and east of the wealthy coast

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

Al-Saqr posted:

Israel right now is raiding many many cities in the west bank, and according to aljazeera they're making palestinians in jerusalem at gunpoint sign pledges to not go to the al-Quds mosque during ramadan.

If it werent for Abbas and the PA I wouldve said this was a big triggering event for the west bank but who knows.

...oh man, they're really going to demolish the mosque, aren't they?

Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/revolutionaryem/status/1759388159731794325
https://twitter.com/MilitaryEye/status/1759338052474831119

british owned bulk carrier hit, all hands abandoned ship

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

They're not agreeing with each other, that's the problem. This is classic fascist infighting where the most psychotic Hitler sets policy. There's no coherent plan of defense even if you're a goosestepper, because the orders they arrive at are totally schizophrenic. They've recreated the Fuhrer Bunker.

Their leader is a business owner who gives them cryptic guidance in order to further his own business needs.

Imagine being one of these "Friends of Al-Saqr" and you have to really make decisions!

What does it feel like? What is the actual yes or no? "Sir Israel wants to put refugees there but also everyone will kill you, except for me of course" "Ah poo poo ok well just do what they say but dont make any statements"

and then Sisi is like " did they really though???" and his guy says idfk

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

cool bear

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

I want to hear about BILL BURNS the head of the CIA?

Excuse me? I have never heard this mans name before.

Why is Donald Trump NOT accusing him of lots of crimes? Hmm interesting indeed.

edit, this guy??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZxN8ztbCxU

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Wecome to our next presedent of the united states of america:

Bill Burns!

He was appointed to the head of the CIA by someone probably at some point, and what he says is not only extremely important, but it also will not be on the news whatsoever.


FYI somehow I feel like many people in here have not yet googled Kermit Roosevelt

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It's actually loving nuts that they let Ben Gvir get his way over the objections of the war council. What the gently caress is even the point of having one?

Ben Gvir's got Netanyahu by the balls with his threats to leave the government if he agrees to too generous of a hostage deal.

....or at least, Netanyahu is currently a hyper paranoid idiot who's afraid of the religious zios crashing his coalition. Ben Gvir's threats don't seem to have much bite to them and even if they did, I doubt that allowing normal activity in the temple mount would cause him to act on them, and even if he did, the rest of the religious zionist block following him isn't guaranteed, and even if it was, Netanyahu still has until the end of the war (or however long it takes for Gantz to just resign) before that'll actually make him dip below 61 seats.

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Sancho Banana posted:

Ben Gvir's got Netanyahu by the balls with his threats to leave the government if he agrees to too generous of a hostage deal.

....or at least, Netanyahu is currently a hyper paranoid idiot who's afraid of the religious zios crashing his coalition. Ben Gvir's threats don't seem to have much bite to them and even if they did, I doubt that allowing normal activity in the temple mount would cause him to act on it, and even if he did, the rest of the religious zionist block following him isn't guaranteed, and even if it was, Netanyahu still has until the end of the war (or however long it takes for Gantz to just resign) before that'll actually make him dip below 61 seats.

You sound like Joe Biden needs to hang on to Donald Trump supporters to maintain his coalition. To that I say: blank stare

edit: also yeah i have to vote for the guy whoever says the right things, i mean come on if you want to really boycott an election it looks like donbass

edit2: this is a joke post, i do lots os joke posts, and i can not allow the possibility that i have slightly offended an extremely valuable, on the ground reporter. you, Sancho Banana, have provided a valuable insight into the lives of frightened fleeing colonizers, and nobody else does, because they dont like the optics. You are a hero for delivering your message here, for thousands of people. And so is Al Saqr obviously, but he already gets more credit.

Cool Bear has issued a correction as of 05:38 on Feb 19, 2024

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.

Cool Bear posted:

You sound like Joe Biden needs to hang on to Donald Trump supporters to maintain his coalition. To that I say: blank stare

edit: also yeah i have to vote for the guy whoever says the right things, i mean come on if you want to really boycott an election it looks like donbass

Netanyahu does have to hang on to religious zionist voters though, objectively lol. Lieberman won't sit with him anymore and Gantz only agreed to do so because of the war. No government has seen out a full term in years because Netanyahu kept failing to form a coalition.

E: nvm lol saw the edit, thanks

Sancho Banana has issued a correction as of 05:40 on Feb 19, 2024

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

Sancho Banana posted:

Netanyahu does have to hang on to religious zionist voters though, objectively lol. Lieberman won't sit with him anymore and Gantz only agreed to do so because of the war. No government has seen out a full term in years because Netanyahu kept failing to form a coalition.

This is where Burger Brain does not work anymore I'm sorry.

In America, we have an extremely fake system where nobody gives a poo poo what the ratio in the house is, and the house is this separate piece of poo poo that requires the senate, which is only rich people... so it just crazy that the "american house of representatives" would elect the president, also known as the "emperor who can kill with his will"

who are these "representatives"??? I have never cared about them before... they have never DONE anything before, have they??? This is NOT where america elects our dumbass old pieces of poo poo to whom we give infinite unquestioned murder power. They just approve it all the time without anyone ever agreeing with them.

Basically what we need is called a "purge" when the enemies talk about it

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

"A night of the crystal knives but only for bad guys"

what is the german word for that, Dnd?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Cool bear shut the gently caress up

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

cause it was the "night of long knives" for his purge, which was just a normal purge, so it

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

First they came for the communists..

THIRD they came for the jews, after several others who

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Shageletic posted:

Cool bear shut the gently caress up

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

The idea that any guy on the side of good would perform some sort of coup is .. i dont want to say adorable. not in america obviously. any american revolution must require a supervolcano,

but there is so much to the science of countries which are in the midst of chaos, which way will they go. they have pressures of evil and good, and if i could just insert my hero character in there, mmm ff

*PEOPLE OF ISRAEL, HALT!!!*

someday allah will destroy america with a supervolcano, until then, sorry

Cool Bear has issued a correction as of 06:29 on Feb 19, 2024

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

We can do a science experiment where we put in a petri dish, a blob of life,


and then we force it

[edit: sorry everyone, i am sure that i was thnking about something when i wrote this, like i always do biting commentary, but i forget what it was. i really did a bad job on this post, i simply doint remember what i was going for, but it was something, i am an artists, im sorry i fail sometimes)

[edit2: i foprgot, the original thing i was thinking of was israel, the whole metaphor, its whatever though its definitely not allowed sorry, im sorry, its sorry, im sorry]

Cool Bear has issued a correction as of 06:53 on Feb 19, 2024

Sancho Banana
Aug 4, 2023

Not to be confused with meat.
Incredibly poignant comparison

https://twitter.com/TopMarx420/status/1757135525385732113?t=BlfO2R3O5E1DPoQyuH9VCg&s=19

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

I sometimes say when I am infrequently in the correct company,

I says to him i says:

Its wrong to say to Israel is a bunch of Nazis

and he looks at me like I'm halfways to cockeyed,

and then I says to him the followup to the joke:

It's 1944, the citizens of Germany didnt completely and absolutely know for sure what they had done

LOL!!! I says to him, I sent so many lols and I think he died

Theyre a bunch of Hitlers! lmao, i couldnt even finish the joke. the joke is that only hitler knew the actual extent, but today, they all know it

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

They are not Nazis.

A country of Nazis, we can look and say "they did not know", however, a more appropriate phrase might be a " A Full Country of Hitlers"


oops i deleted some here.

I say what americans cant say because im hosed up and im ready for the suit men because i know i can just say im a fuckup. they come to me, i am alone and lovely, and they have nothing to threaten. that is why it is my moral duty.

Cool Bear has issued a correction as of 07:15 on Feb 19, 2024

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

they've been doing this for some time as well, right. Asking why Arabic women are such sluts when they go through their lingerie like loving rabid wolves.
I don't ever want to hear how the US gives a flying gently caress about women's reproductive rights or feminism or any of that poo poo, allowing this to keep happening.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Shageletic posted:

Cool bear shut the gently caress up

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

MadSparkle posted:

they've been doing this for some time as well, right. Asking why Arabic women are such sluts when they go through their lingerie like loving rabid wolves.
I don't ever want to hear how the US gives a flying gently caress about women's reproductive rights or feminism or any of that poo poo, allowing this to keep happening.

I can absolutely imagine our stupid white american fratboys behaving in this way, because I hate them

but i do not remember a single video clip from any war prior to now like ... ANY of these disrespect "throw down" videos like

"hey whats up ghetto losers, I'm here using our infinite empire technology on your little rebellion, hehe *has sex with a childs toy* how do you like that??"

how can you be worse than all fiction

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Cool Bear
Sep 2, 2012

ITS loving FAKE!!! there is no way this is real people doing this. pray

edit: i dont think white frat boys are real, the world is an elaborate obstacle course

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Shageletic posted:

Cool bear shut the gently caress up

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
loving hell stop posting cool bear

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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Shageletic posted:

Cool bear shut the gently caress up

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