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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

it should just be a sequel

call it "clues"

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Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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this time, ripley has to fight the mister boddy queen

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Leperflesh posted:

it should just be a sequel

call it "clues"
It will be called Clue: Origins and it will be about how Mr. Body achieved his lifelong dream of building a mansion in which to host murder mystery parties. The film ends with him opening the door as his colour coded guests arrive. This lasts for 140 minutes and costs $130 million.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Halloween Jack posted:

It will be called Clue: Origins and it will be about how Mr. Body achieved his lifelong dream of building a mansion in which to host murder mystery parties. The film ends with him opening the door as his colour coded guests arrive. This lasts for 140 minutes and costs $130 million.

With a mid-credits stinger where deepfake CGI horror Tim Curry sets up another sequel.

Rand Brittain
Mar 25, 2013

"Go on until you're stopped."
I wouldn't mind seeing a TV series based on the Clue mystery books for kids, where every week somebody gets murdered, and then next week Mr. Boddy explains how they managed to escape death by the skin of their teeth.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
gently caress, just turn Kill Doctor Lucky into a movie. Full circle.

Heliotrope
Aug 17, 2007

You're fucking subhuman

Jimbozig posted:

In video games, it's common to remaster old games when they are so great that remaking them would inevitably be worse.

Why can't they just do that with movies? I'd take my kids to the theater to watch Clue (1985). There's no way whatever slop they make today will be better than that.

They can do that - I went to see a showing of the original Die Hard at an AMC theater in December. Maybe the people trying to remake stuff assume they'll get more money because they think people want something made recently instead of something very good but old.

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

Rand Brittain posted:

I wouldn't mind seeing a TV series based on the Clue mystery books for kids, where every week somebody gets murdered, and then next week Mr. Boddy explains how they managed to escape death by the skin of their teeth.

Those books owned. I went through them on the internet archive the other day and they're still a fun read.

Anyway I feel like there was a Clue tv show? maybe a british game show? Wikipedia also tells me there was this which... sure seems like a concept.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Heliotrope posted:

They can do that - I went to see a showing of the original Die Hard at an AMC theater in December. Maybe the people trying to remake stuff assume they'll get more money because they think people want something made recently instead of something very good but old.

A theater here does 70mm showings and got their hands on Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. That was neat. And of course there were the Star Wars rereleases back in the day, though I remember when my dad took me to those I didn't find it much more impressive than TV. I was a dull kid, a screen's a screen.

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

Leraika posted:

Anyway I feel like there was a Clue tv show? maybe a british game show?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluedo_(British_game_show)

Snorb
Nov 19, 2010

Yep, that's the one that gave us Tom Baker playing an increasingly deranged-looking Professor Plum as his season went on. (But, it's Tom Baker, so nobody really noticed.)

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Doc Hawkins posted:

ive never heard of this game, it's like among us meets great gatsby? those are popular, they could pull it off. characters moving around different rooms to do the tasks, people caught alone getting killed, the drama of the votes, ejecting the wrong person...

:neckbeard:

No, it's not that cool. Nobody knows who the killer is at the beginning. There are suspect cards, place cards, and weapon cards. At the start of the game one of each is secretly placed in an envelope. The rest of the cards are dealt to the players.


The board looks like Mr. Body's mansion. You take turns rolling dice to move your token around the board. Whenever you enter a room you can ask "Was it [suspect] with [weapon] in [this room]?" If someone knows it wasn't because they have one of those cards in their hand they secretly show it to you and you mark it off. You can bluff by asking about a card you already have.


There is a score card you use to keep track of all the clues you know.

When you think you know who it is (or you think someone else is going to win next turn) you say "I Accuse [person place thing]" and if anyone has a card that disproves your accusation you are out of the game. If no one has the card you open the envelope and lay out the cards to show you were right.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Facebook Aunt posted:

No, it's not that cool. Nobody knows who the killer is at the beginning. There are suspect cards, place cards, and weapon cards. At the start of the game one of each is secretly placed in an envelope. The rest of the cards are dealt to the players.


The board looks like Mr. Body's mansion. You take turns rolling dice to move your token around the board. Whenever you enter a room you can ask "Was it [suspect] with [weapon] in [this room]?" If someone knows it wasn't because they have one of those cards in their hand they secretly show it to you and you mark it off. You can bluff by asking about a card you already have.


There is a score card you use to keep track of all the clues you know.

When you think you know who it is (or you think someone else is going to win next turn) you say "I Accuse [person place thing]" and if anyone has a card that disproves your accusation you are out of the game. If no one has the card you open the envelope and lay out the cards to show you were right.

Amazing username / post combo

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

When you think you know who it is (or you think someone else is going to win next turn) you say "I Accuse [person place thing]" and if anyone has a card that disproves your accusation you are out of the game. If no one has the card you open the envelope and lay out the cards to show you were right.

or, potentially, discover only at this moment that one of the game cards got lost or stuck under the card insert in the box or is on the floor

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Leperflesh posted:

or, potentially, discover only at this moment that one of the game cards got lost or stuck under the card insert in the box or is on the floor

Yes, that is the amazing surprise that pops up occasionally and throws the game into disarray.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Midjack posted:

Amazing username / post combo

"The name you choose it's like, it's like a promise you make."

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Facebook Aunt posted:

No, it's not that cool. Nobody knows who the killer is at the beginning. There are suspect cards, place cards, and weapon cards. At the start of the game one of each is secretly placed in an envelope. The rest of the cards are dealt to the players.


The board looks like Mr. Body's mansion. You take turns rolling dice to move your token around the board. Whenever you enter a room you can ask "Was it [suspect] with [weapon] in [this room]?" If someone knows it wasn't because they have one of those cards in their hand they secretly show it to you and you mark it off. You can bluff by asking about a card you already have.


There is a score card you use to keep track of all the clues you know.

When you think you know who it is (or you think someone else is going to win next turn) you say "I Accuse [person place thing]" and if anyone has a card that disproves your accusation you are out of the game. If no one has the card you open the envelope and lay out the cards to show you were right.

giangantic woosh or incredible commitment to the bit

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben
So it’s like a bad version of Mystery Of The Abbey?

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

hyphz posted:

So it’s like a bad version of Mystery Of The Abbey?

Is this also a bit?

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
I remember after a particularly unsatisfying game of Cleudo where one player guessed the right combination on the first turn, my friends and I busted out my old dungeon floor plans and made Extreme Cleudo, with something like 50% more rooms, weapons and people. I think we needed a full pack of 52 playing cards or near enough to cover all the combos. I believe in our first game someone did the murder in a sauna with a lawnmower.

I took a bunch of pictures of it, uploaded them to imageshack, and then forgot to move the originals over between one computer upgrade or another. I'm sure adult me would look at the game and lament how I'd somehow made the game even worse with my additions, but as it's lost to time now all I'm left with are the positive memories of "improving" the game.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



hyphz posted:

So it’s like a bad version of Mystery Of The Abbey?

More like a "bad ending" sequel to Save Doctor Lucky, or a slightly simpler version of 221b Baker Street

Or a table top version of the X-Files CCG

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
Tabletorp

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Big if true.

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

Silver2195 posted:

Is this also a bit?

Only half. If I wanted to be nastier I’d say it was an improved and simplified version of Android ;) (the board game not the OS)

(drat I wish Android had been a better game, it was a real shot for the stars)

hyphz fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Feb 19, 2024

Chakan
Mar 30, 2011

hyphz posted:

Only half. If I wanted to be nastier I’d say it was an improved and simplified version of Android ;) (the board game not the OS)

(drat I wish Android had been a better game, it was a real shot for the stars)

As someone who has played Android several, several times… yeah it sucks that it isn’t better. The pastiche was fun, the characters mostly had good mechanics, but it fell into FFG classic problems like “this system is complex and gives only a slight advantage if you know exactly what you’re doing and nobody messes with your plan” and “here’s four more unique tokens that feel unnecessary.”

disposablewords
Sep 12, 2021

Reveilled posted:

I remember after a particularly unsatisfying game of Cleudo where one player guessed the right combination on the first turn, my friends and I busted out my old dungeon floor plans and made Extreme Cleudo, with something like 50% more rooms, weapons and people. I think we needed a full pack of 52 playing cards or near enough to cover all the combos. I believe in our first game someone did the murder in a sauna with a lawnmower.

I took a bunch of pictures of it, uploaded them to imageshack, and then forgot to move the originals over between one computer upgrade or another. I'm sure adult me would look at the game and lament how I'd somehow made the game even worse with my additions, but as it's lost to time now all I'm left with are the positive memories of "improving" the game.

Reminds me that the GM of my previous D&D game did a Halloween adventure where we were all monsters having a party using the Clue map for the location. And of course there were murders and it turned into a big mystery. I was a swarm of psychic rats all in tiny tuxedos for the party, named William (or "Will") of the Swarm, and ended up being the only PC to die... but a fungus monster proceeded to cordyceps my corpses and rode them into the final confrontation as the mansion burned down, so all was good.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Chakan posted:

As someone who has played Android several, several times… yeah it sucks that it isn’t better. The pastiche was fun, the characters mostly had good mechanics, but it fell into FFG classic problems like “this system is complex and gives only a slight advantage if you know exactly what you’re doing and nobody messes with your plan” and “here’s four more unique tokens that feel unnecessary.”
I only played android once and I remember I really enjoyed that it was like six games on one board and you basically chose which one to play. I can see why that might lose its pall though.

Leraika
Jun 14, 2015

Luckily, I *did* save your old avatar. Fucked around and found out indeed.

disposablewords posted:

Reminds me that the GM of my previous D&D game did a Halloween adventure where we were all monsters having a party using the Clue map for the location. And of course there were murders and it turned into a big mystery. I was a swarm of psychic rats all in tiny tuxedos for the party, named William (or "Will") of the Swarm, and ended up being the only PC to die... but a fungus monster proceeded to cordyceps my corpses and rode them into the final confrontation as the mansion burned down, so all was good.

that sounds really rad

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

Apparently the company, Archon Studios, that did the Heroes of Might and Magic III board game are planning to make a rank-and-flank miniatures wargame based on the same HoMM3, and Jervis Johnson and Andy Chambers would be writing rules for it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PthtoV7Zlg

For anyone who dealt with them for the board game Kickstarter, do you think the company has the wherewithal to pull off a full miniatures wargame? Is it something to be hopeful for from a professionalism and long-term viability standpoint or are they overreaching?

PoontifexMacksimus fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Feb 19, 2024

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


I trust Andy Chambers.

Archon/Prodos and Jervis, not so much, and that is coming from Blood Bowl being one of my all-time favorite games.

When the inevitable Kickstarter rolls around I might throw in the token $1 for access to the pledge manager and maybe the backer only updates when the wheels fall off (a la Confrontation Classic).

Maybe things will all work out right, but my gut is telling me to not expect a WHFB-killer.

Mors Rattus
Oct 25, 2007

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2014-2018

The Old World has been absurdly well received so it’d need to work real hard to beat that.

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



It's about two months late to the party, if they're only doing a WHFB-alike.

Is there info available in non video form?

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Reveilled posted:

I remember after a particularly unsatisfying game of Cleudo where one player guessed the right combination on the first turn, my friends and I busted out my old dungeon floor plans and made Extreme Cleudo, with something like 50% more rooms, weapons and people. I think we needed a full pack of 52 playing cards or near enough to cover all the combos. I believe in our first game someone did the murder in a sauna with a lawnmower.

I took a bunch of pictures of it, uploaded them to imageshack, and then forgot to move the originals over between one computer upgrade or another. I'm sure adult me would look at the game and lament how I'd somehow made the game even worse with my additions, but as it's lost to time now all I'm left with are the positive memories of "improving" the game.

When I was in high school I made a game based on here-say about Kill Dr. Lucky using the components of cluedo. In effect the players had to collect the cards that would be put in the envelope at the beginning of cluedo while I hammed it up roleplaying a doddering old rich fool wandering from room to room.

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/Wizards_DnD/status/1761179128965771366

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admanb
Jun 18, 2014

Kai Tave posted:

https://twitter.com/Wizards_DnD/status/1761179128965771366

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P U S S Y I N B I O

imweasel09
May 26, 2014


admanb posted:

P U S S Y I N B I O

You'd think that, but it's not porn bots it's a bunch of dongs covered by statements telling wotc where they can shove it.

imweasel09 fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Feb 24, 2024

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
D O N G S I N B I O

Farg
Nov 19, 2013
hm;, rather immature

admanb
Jun 18, 2014

imweasel09 posted:

You'd think that, but it's not porn bots it's a bunch of dongs covered by statements telling wotc where they can shove it.

That's actually quite funny.

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Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms

Kai Tave posted:

https://twitter.com/Wizards_DnD/status/1761179128965771366

Don't click on the hidden replies if you're at work.

Tabarnak!

In all seriousness, you hear about shipping issues in Brazil so maybe this is a consequence or cover to stop supporting product there? (I know Brazilian and Iberian Portuguese are different but there's no way WotC gave a poo poo.)

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