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I'm trying to figure out if Hitler having one gigantic ball is still emasculating. I mean, that kind of sounds impressive? How gigantic are we talking here?
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Antivehicular posted:I'm trying to figure out if Hitler having one gigantic ball is still emasculating. I mean, that kind of sounds impressive? How gigantic are we talking here? see i've always heard the opening of that song as "has only got one ball". i've never heard "one gigantic ball" before.
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Feb 18, 2024 01:55
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The size of Hitler's singular ball is secondary to his testicular shortage.
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Feb 18, 2024 02:17
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Swollen ball(s) are generally considered a medical concern and not something to be proud of, maybe that's what they're going for.
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Feb 18, 2024 03:04
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cock hero flux posted:see i've always heard the opening of that song as "has only got one ball". i've never heard "one gigantic ball" before. It's a song I heard when I was 10 so you're probably right.
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Feb 18, 2024 03:20
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Swollen ball(s) are generally considered a medical concern and not something to be proud of, maybe that's what they're going for. I knew Nicki Minaj was a goon.
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Feb 18, 2024 04:18
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read a history book. it was "like he was riding a space hopper"
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Feb 18, 2024 11:16
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Antivehicular posted:I'm trying to figure out if Hitler having one gigantic ball is still emasculating. I mean, that kind of sounds impressive? How gigantic are we talking here? It was considered a worthy target of a nuclear strike.
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Feb 18, 2024 11:23
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Karate Bastard posted:It was considered a worthy target of a nuclear strike. Willo567 was Hitler all this time 
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Feb 18, 2024 12:13
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Going to drop a fat man on your ball. [Actionable threat]
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Feb 18, 2024 12:14
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Marcade posted:Going to drop a fat man on your ball. [Actionable threat] Aw skeet skeet Adolf Hitler
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Feb 18, 2024 12:26
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cock hero flux posted:see i've always heard the opening of that song as "has only got one ball". i've never heard "one gigantic ball" before. Same. In fact I read a book a few years ago that had excerpts from a post-war interview with Hitler's personal driver, and they actually asked him about the Hitler having one ball thing. The driver said that he'd heard the song and on one occasion had glanced across during a roadside rest break to see if it was true, but as far as he could tell the Fuhrer was in possession of a full complement of testicles. It made me laugh like hell.
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Feb 18, 2024 15:09
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Hitler had a personal driver because he was physically unable to reach the steering wheel.
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Feb 18, 2024 15:11
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Karate Bastard posted:Hitler had a personal driver because he was physically unable to reach the steering wheel. Dude was a creepy incel weirdo that carried around a riding crop (the short whippy thing horse riders use to smack horses if they're too proper for spurs or other less-violent heel-based communication) for authority stringless has a new favorite as of 15:22 on Feb 18, 2024 |
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Feb 18, 2024 15:17
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FFT posted:Probably more just that his riding crop didn't work on a car unless he was hitting a driver. Hitler never established authority over his one big ball.
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Feb 18, 2024 16:04
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Karate Bastard posted:Hitler had a personal driver because he was physically unable to reach the steering wheel. Pretty sure I've seen him extend an arm out in front of him.
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Feb 18, 2024 16:42
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FFT posted:Dude was a creepy incel weirdo honestly, the more i hear about this hitler chap, the less i like him
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Feb 18, 2024 17:29
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Captain Log posted:Weird European Talk - When I was in Germany in 2003, I was with my friend at her AbiBall graduation and poo poo. I was a big ole' liberal who was anti-Iraq, and all the German media had us portrayed as all red state war mongers. I got along well with the people my age. This is where the "Tennessee Jack" nickname came from. (Logan from a native German comes out LoegKhan.)
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Feb 18, 2024 17:48
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and strapped in for whatever the gently caress was about to happen. He then says, "Jack...you know, the tight, white underwear? The really tight old man white stuff? I have something to tell you that us Germans believe. The only Hitler we will ever know, is that underwear. It's like Hitler, but for your balls."
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Lazy_Liberal posted:shoulda used AI for the hospital photo Ensign Expendable posted:At hotspital, gained fingat
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Feb 19, 2024 01:55
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FFT posted:Dude was a creepy incel weirdo i am a communist and it gives me no pleasure to report this but Hitler did gently caress.
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Feb 19, 2024 02:39
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iirc his family tree will uproot itself; his current descendants have stated they have decided not to reproduce, didn't they? Can't remember were I heard of that, I could be mixing them up with something/someone else entirely.
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Feb 19, 2024 05:00
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What if Hitler had two balls but one was so big nobody could see the other
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Feb 19, 2024 08:20
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Dragonwagon posted:What if Hitler had two balls but one was so big nobody could see the other total eclipse of the nard
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Feb 19, 2024 08:29
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:read a history book. it was "like he was riding a space hopper" I've seen that South Park episode.
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Feb 19, 2024 09:01
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The titular struggle (or "Kampf") of Mein Kampf was putting on his pants in the morning because his enormous swollen unitesticle. Hitler just gets a bit unfocused and starts ranting about Jews for half of it because he was a bad writer.
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Feb 19, 2024 09:12
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If I only had one ball I simply would not become Hitler, so no-one would know or care about it.
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Feb 19, 2024 09:26
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Please note I'm not saying I'm going to become Hitler.
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Feb 19, 2024 09:27
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Or that I only have one ball.
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Feb 19, 2024 09:27
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Hitler's missing testicle was actually captured by the British and kept in a concert venue in Kensington (due to rationing it wasn't in use as music wasn't allowed again until 1962). It's wasn't very convenient to store as it was gargantuan and had a distinct fetid stench. However its storage led to some advances in science as now we know how many balls it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
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Feb 19, 2024 09:37
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FreudianSlippers posted:Hitler's missing testicle was actually captured by the British and kept in a concert venue in Kensington (due to rationing it wasn't in use as music wasn't allowed again until 1962). It's wasn't very convenient to store as it was gargantuan and had a distinct fetid stench. However its storage led to some advances in science as now we know how many balls it takes to fill the Albert Hall. Wait they started making music with Hitler's ball in 1962?
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Feb 19, 2024 09:41
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IIRC in at least one of the Sniper Elite games you can kill Hitler, and if you shoot him in the balls then when it does its usual slow-mo bullet cam he has only one ball. (All other enemies have two).
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Feb 19, 2024 09:41
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Later, that vast bloated foul-smelling nazi ball would go on to have a career in real estate and showbusiness, eventually being elected President of the United States of America
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Feb 19, 2024 09:44
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There are more threads currently discussing hitler's testicle(s) than hitler had balls
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Feb 19, 2024 11:04
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Malachite_Dragon posted:iirc his family tree will uproot itself; his current descendants have stated they have decided not to reproduce, didn't they? Can't remember were I heard of that, I could be mixing them up with something/someone else entirely. I don't think he had descendants, did you mean relatives? If it's true it's the dumbest poo poo I've ever heard, ironically vindicating his views on eugenics. Also I do not think he was an incel, if he and Eva Braun never hosed it probably wasn't because she didn't want to
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Feb 19, 2024 12:25
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The important thing is that he believed in eugenics.
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Feb 19, 2024 13:36
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Did you know that matzah ball soup was invented by the Jews to mock the Führer?
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Feb 19, 2024 14:28
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Phlegmish posted:... https://vimeo.com/592746112
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Feb 19, 2024 15:01
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Phlegmish posted:I don't think he had descendants, did you mean relatives? If it's true it's the dumbest poo poo I've ever heard, ironically vindicating his views on eugenics. David Gardner, author of The Last of the Hitlers posted:They didn’t sign a pact, but what they did is, they talked amongst themselves, talked about the burden they’ve had in the background of their lives, and decided that none of them would marry, none of them would have children. And that’s… a pact they’ve kept to this day.
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Feb 19, 2024 15:45
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The Hitler Pact
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DACK FAYDEN posted:tbf it makes more sense if your name is John Hitler and you aren't changing it and you are Hitler's literal nephew I guess No, it's dumb as poo poo. No human being is inherently tainted because of something they have no control over. That's the entire point of rejecting his ideology. gently caress They should strive to be more like Dr. Gay Hitler instead, who would never have let his name get in the way of establishing an excellent dental practice and presumably fathering many Hitler babies 
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