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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

door.jar posted:

Any idea why in the last 24 hours every single ad on Twitter is now some variation on mushrooms on feet?

Have you not check the news in the last day or so? Were currently in the middle of a world wide mushroom on feet pandemic.

The mushrooms aren't even the good psychedelic kind, It sucks. :(

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Woke Mind Virus posted:

I found 100 people races 1 thru 100 and trapped them in cubes. Then they competed in mental/physical challenges for $500,000 to see which race is the best :D

lol

webcams for christ
Nov 2, 2005

https://twitter.com/_lizharvey/status/1759460552399593961

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

concerning

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1759298152471863713?t=a_gNg4Vux71Xx_K-brPgew&s=19

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/Stormy_Life_/status/1759350345820782743?t=6eX0LAXNpZsdSakKi0BicA&s=19

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

This is crazy Elon is Hilarious!😂 We live in a simulation Confirmed.

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chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT
I don't believe that Adrian guy is Musk, he's too articulate. Musk can barely talk fluently on his own.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

chippy posted:

I don't believe that Adrian guy is Musk, he's too articulate. Musk can barely talk fluently on his own.

yeah

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


chippy posted:

I don't believe that Adrian guy is Musk, he's too articulate. Musk can barely talk fluently on his own.
Thank

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

chippy posted:

I don't believe that Adrian guy is Musk, he's too articulate. Musk can barely talk fluently on his own.

Puppetmastered again. Elon has split himself into multiple personalities to own the libs.

Elon only allows himself to drop the "Elon Musk" persona (stuttering self-hating drug-addled right-wing narcissist) when he adopts the "Adrian Dittman" persona.

As regular person "Adrian," he is easy-going, charming, and capable of natural back-and-forth human-style conversation. Only "Adrian" is allowed to express a healthy amount of admiration for the core "Elon Musk" persona, to give himself a taste of the affection he never received from his parents.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
welcome to the muskiverse

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://x.com/mrtoodamnchris/status/1759446327635697837

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Karach posted:

Puppetmastered again. Elon has split himself into multiple personalities to own the libs.

Elon only allows himself to drop the "Elon Musk" persona (stuttering self-hating drug-addled right-wing narcissist) when he adopts the "Adrian Dittman" persona.

As regular person "Adrian," he is easy-going, charming, and capable of natural back-and-forth human-style conversation. Only "Adrian" is allowed to express a healthy amount of admiration for the core "Elon Musk" persona, to give himself a taste of the affection he never received from his parents.

So do we get a Bizarro world musk as well, who is smart, funny, and not poo poo?

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war

dr_rat posted:

So do we get a Bizarro world musk as well, who is smart, funny, and not poo poo?

he's definitely workshopping an Italian stereotype persona in some of those late night all-hands meetings

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

HARDCORE

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://x.com/jeanne_mann/status/1759250691229380775

there's no way anyone still works in the dept that processes reports

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

The _ word is legal. It’s a loophole.

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005

Sir Tonk posted:

https://x.com/jeanne_mann/status/1759250691229380775

there's no way anyone still works in the dept that processes reports

I used to appeal my ban whenever I ended up on the site for some stupid reason and would receive a reply within 24 hours that it was not approved. I stopped receiving those replies like 6 months ago. Either they killed off that department or they finally figured out how to stop making my appeals create a new support ticket.

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016


“orgies”

OH MY BAD
Feb 5, 2024

by Pragmatica
im not seeing an issue with anti-papal stuff tbh

Karach
May 23, 2003

no war but class war
most people "do know" the Catholic church is goal pedophile ring

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

Woke Mind Virus posted:

I used to appeal my ban whenever I ended up on the site for some stupid reason and would receive a reply within 24 hours that it was not approved. I stopped receiving those replies like 6 months ago. Either they killed off that department or they finally figured out how to stop making my appeals create a new support ticket.

You're supposed to say you were banned because of your conservative views.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 minutes!
"fertility rates!" I screech as the saudi creditors hack my legs off

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Woke Mind Virus posted:

I used to appeal my ban whenever I ended up on the site for some stupid reason and would receive a reply within 24 hours that it was not approved. I stopped receiving those replies like 6 months ago. Either they killed off that department or they finally figured out how to stop making my appeals create a new support ticket.

the best was when he had them auto-approve any appeal that claimed you were banned for right wing speech or whatever.

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


All you need to type in is conservative, people are pretty sure the appeal system is just a word filter at this point. Someone took an account that was suspended years before Musk bought it and appealed with just “conservative” for the reason was was nearly instantly unbanned

It’s not surprising no one actually handles reports or appeals. I think the last report on employee numbers was that twitter’s entire workforce now fits in one section of a single floor that Elon can overlook and it’s comprised of poor fuckers stuck there due to being on work visas

Dr. VooDoo has issued a correction as of 21:17 on Feb 19, 2024

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008


so the site is just divorced dads complaining about how their kids hate them?

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Niwrad posted:

so the site is just divorced dads complaining about how their kids hate them?

no, it's also bots with big cans replying to them

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Niwrad posted:

so the site is just divorced dads complaining about how their kids hate them?
No it also has the biggest names advertising high quality offerings https://twitter.com/ycaj419/status/1759557857240809874

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014

Sir Tonk posted:

https://x.com/jeanne_mann/status/1759250691229380775

there's no way anyone still works in the dept that processes reports

The replies to this will make you want to poison your town's water supply.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Gorson posted:

The replies to this will make you want to poison your town's water supply.

https://twitter.com/TheBaconOvrlord/status/1759659659143573934

No amount of poisoning my own town's water supply fix this guy.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 minutes!
bacon pilled and meat based

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

McGlockenshire posted:

https://twitter.com/TheBaconOvrlord/status/1759659659143573934

No amount of poisoning my own town's water supply fix this guy.



the bacon overlord...

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

coconono posted:

"fertility rates!" I screech as the saudi creditors hack my legs off

Elon Musk's political project using the control of X, the everything app, is proceeding apace. The Sauds have far more to gain from it than what to them are some measly profits. They would not invest in such a risky venture for the chance at such meager returns.

Also, I would appreciate you not engaging in such one handed violent fantasies.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
the saudis respect elon's game

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


is musk (elon) a "hero" or "anti-hero" ??

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
he's byronic

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


like vegeta?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
neither, he is simply ftw

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16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
elon killed an entire village of namekians but it was for a good reason. he wanted to promote x

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