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HappyHippo: Nov 19, 2003; Do you have an Air Miles Card?

mannerup posted:

The JCPOA was the best possible deal we were going to get from Iran at that time (and nobody who drafted the agreement was dumb enough to believe it would prevent Iran from ever getting a viable nuclear weapon but rather slowed progress towards it by providing us comprehensive and verifiable evidence via the IAEA they were compliant with enrichment yields and inventory of subterfuges).

Those agreements where the consensus of experts (this is to slow them, not stop them) ran into public consensus (they are giving Iran billions of dollars to build more nukes and blow up America) and lost.

One of the worst arms control mistakes of the 21st century was pulling out of the JCOPA unilaterally imo.

Pages back but I enjoyed this typo

Overall point is correct though and it was one of the more enraging things Trump did

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PKMN Trainer Red: Oct 22, 2007

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Monica Bellucci: Dec 14, 2022

The puppet from Saw is transmogrifying slowly into Richard D James.

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central dogma: Feb 25, 2012; Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

I knew better than to open this thread the moment I woke up, yet here I am, witnessing the horror.

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Warm und Fuzzy: Jun 20, 2006

kazil posted:

TRUMP DUMP

The best part of Loony Tunes wasn't when the heels would get owned by Bugs Bunny, but when they'd get all flustered afterwards.

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morningdrew: Jul 18, 2003; It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

kazil posted:

TRUMP DUMP

"THE BIDEN DOJ IS TREATING ME LIKE NAVALNY" is sure something

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dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

central dogma posted:

I knew better than to open this thread the moment I woke up, yet here I am, witnessing the horror.

Trump needs to go back to getting wrecked by the court and his hilariously bad lawyers again so this thread can return to being a happy place.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

central dogma posted:

I knew better than to open this thread the moment I woke up, yet here I am, witnessing the horror.

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Tai: Mar 8, 2006

I find it so weird that trump just makes poo poo up over and over and people still blindly cheer him on their 10's of millions. Fascinating and at the same time really loving horrifying.

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dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

morningdrew posted:

"THE BIDEN DOJ IS TREATING ME LIKE NAVALNY" is sure something

Particular because he's saying "oh no the left is making the country like that authoritarian hell hole one run by my personal hero Putin who I wish to emulate." Like of course he's going to very obviously leave Putin out when mentioning Navalny's death.

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kw0134: Apr 19, 2003; I buy feet pics🍆

Stoatbringer posted:

Phew, good thing the country isn't so polarised now.

It legitimately isn't as polarized today as the nation was at the height of the slavery arguments. I think the ACW talk should actually put things into perspective, because you've got a lot of grumbling but no one's actually gonna secede or get into a shooting war over something like abortion rights. Even nominally the red-blue states end up demonstrating that a lot of the Republican party's agenda priorities are rather unpopular and if push came to shove most people would vote to preserve things like abortion access. There's a lot of fake outrages to stir up an amorphous grievance but when your most bitter partisans basically don't even show up to protests because they're too busy being online Internet warriors warning about FBI honeytraps, you're probably doing better than at a lot of periods of American history where the nation really was on the cusp of tearing itself apart.

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theghostpt: Sep 1, 2009

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

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Monica Bellucci: Dec 14, 2022

Tai posted:

I find it so weird that trump just makes poo poo up over and over and people still blindly cheer him on their 10's of millions. Fascinating and at the same time really loving horrifying.

The only other option is Trump learning things.

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withoutclass: Nov 6, 2007; Resist the siren call of rhinocerosness; College Slice

Tai posted:

I find it so weird that trump just makes poo poo up over and over and people still blindly cheer him on their 10's of millions. Fascinating and at the same time really loving horrifying.

It's pretty messed up that the biggest thing bringing any semblance of meaning to these people's lives is Trump, so I must lol.

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greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

I am just so tired of winning

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Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

lol There it is. The Democrats killed Navalny.

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Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Wrap it up Navalnyailures

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

"Navalny died of sudden death syndrome like Bird Brain's campaign!"

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Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

It's depressing to me that this troglodyte can just call a woman a birdbrain and receive grunts of approval if anything.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

It's depressing to me that this troglodyte can just call a woman a birdbrain and receive grunts of approval if anything.

He should have his head rocked back with a solid blow to the face every time he says "Peekaboo"

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MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

It's depressing to me that this troglodyte can just call a woman a birdbrain and receive grunts of approval if anything.

Lol his campaign officially delivered a bird cage to her hotel room at one point

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weg: Jun 6, 2006; Reassisted Retrogression

Toxic Mental posted:

lol There it is. The Democrats killed Navalny.

They didn't try to save him so they are obviously at fault!

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dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

It's depressing to me that this troglodyte can just call a woman a birdbrain and receive grunts of approval if anything.

Yeah the MAGA crew like when he acts like a particularly dumb school yard bully. Doesn't matter the target, they just like seeing him bully people as it makes him look "strong".

I'd say none of them even know what his polices are, but gently caress he only has one, so I guess most of them can at least remember that.

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Tai: Mar 8, 2006

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

It's depressing to me that this troglodyte can just call a woman a birdbrain and receive grunts of approval if anything.

Yeah it's another thing I hate about him. He just rolls around throwing baseless insults at anyone who he wants to.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

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mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Toxic Mental posted:

lol There it is. The Democrats killed Navalny.

But it's good because Navalny was a CIA plant sent by the globalist to destroy poor russia

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Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

He should have his head rocked back with a solid blow to the face every time he says "Peekaboo"

I'll cosign that poo poo

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kw0134: Apr 19, 2003; I buy feet pics🍆

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Ultimately they're all cowards, bored bourgeoisie looking to add meaning to their lives but not really wanting to endanger the actual comfort they have.

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AreWeDrunkYet: Jul 8, 2006; Can't post for 5 days!

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

He should have his head rocked back with a solid blow to the face every time he says "Peekaboo"

Same as "riggers". He's pulling the I'm not touching you thing with his slurs, which would get someone clocked if they weren't surrounded by armed security.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Same as "riggers". He's pulling the I'm not touching you thing with his slurs, which would get someone clocked if they weren't surrounded by armed security.

That's the very definition of a coward, isn't it

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BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Leave it to Trump to 1: make the death of a regime critic in Russia about his favourite president (ME) and 2: not mention Putin at all.

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Hirayuki: Mar 28, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

I like that the trial is taking place in outback Australia.

Somewhere I don't think Trump has ever visited.

It's a kangaroo court.

e:f,b a thousand times

Hirayuki fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Feb 19, 2024

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol Trucker guy thought he was speaking for a silent majority and when it turned out that no one gave a poo poo he "reversed course"

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redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Hirayuki posted:

It's a kangaroo court.

One assumes the origin of the phrase comes from Australia, but I have no idea.

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tek79: Jun 16, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This guy spent his whole life waiting for his William Wallace moment, where he got to fight ~~nonexistent~~ TYRANNY for FREEEEEDOMMM!!!!!! IT'S 1776 AGAIN BOYS LET'S ROLL!!!. It finally comes along, looking all tough and mad and then just goes "No, wait, not like this I'm so sorry if I gave off the wrong vibes somebody else do something though." LOL.

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tek79 posted:

This guy spent his whole life waiting for his William Wallace moment, where he got to fight ~~nonexistent~~ TYRANNY for FREEEEEDOMMM!!!!!! IT'S 1776 AGAIN BOYS LET'S ROLL!!!. It finally comes along, looking all tough and mad and then just goes "No, wait, not like this I'm so sorry if I gave off the wrong vibes somebody else do something though." LOL.

I would bet a lot of money that he lost just one contract and realized reaping is less fun than sowing.

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kw0134: Apr 19, 2003; I buy feet pics🍆

tek79 posted:

This guy spent his whole life waiting for his William Wallace moment, where he got to fight ~~nonexistent~~ TYRANNY for FREEEEEDOMMM!!!!!! IT'S 1776 AGAIN BOYS LET'S ROLL!!!. It finally comes along, looking all tough and mad and then just goes "No, wait, not like this I'm so sorry if I gave off the wrong vibes somebody else do something though." LOL.

One of the most clarifying things I've heard was that they want to be movie protagonists where a revolution shows up behind them, all their perceived enemies fall at their feet in bloodless fashion, the actual fight is a tasteful montage of sanitized quick cuts, and then the scene fades to the aftermath where they're given medals and everyone goes home. Credits roll. They want their 15 minutes of fame without doing a single drat thing.

But the moment where this fantastic idyll of instant fame and relevance threatens their actual largely comfortable existence, you see backpeddling that could cleanly power whole states.

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PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

tek79 posted:

This guy spent his whole life waiting for his William Wallace moment, where he got to fight ~~nonexistent~~ TYRANNY for FREEEEEDOMMM!!!!!! IT'S 1776 AGAIN BOYS LET'S ROLL!!!. It finally comes along, looking all tough and mad and then just goes "No, wait, not like this I'm so sorry if I gave off the wrong vibes somebody else do something though." LOL.

Here it is, folks

The driving force behind the next Civil War, made flesh.

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JonathonSpectre: Jul 23, 2003; I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck; Soiled Meat

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gently caress ANDREW JOHNSON.

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CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

tek79 posted:

This guy spent his whole life waiting for his William Wallace moment, where he got to fight ~~nonexistent~~ TYRANNY for FREEEEEDOMMM!!!!!! IT'S 1776 AGAIN BOYS LET'S ROLL!!!. It finally comes along, looking all tough and mad and then just goes "No, wait, not like this I'm so sorry if I gave off the wrong vibes somebody else do something though." LOL.

Because these fucks are comfortable, and realize that they jeopardize their livelihood by trying to be a real life rebel.

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