Kevin DuBrow posted:Die with dignity at our Silent Hill themed retirement home Instead of a man in a hat Pyramid Head stands in the corner of those about to die
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Feb 13, 2024 22:18
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Instead of a man in a hat Pyramid Head stands in the corner of those about to die Scene: Nathen’s ultra-brand nursing home Minions in lab coats stand over an old man wired to an ekg babbling excitedly in minion language. A minion says something unintelligible to the man and heaves a big sigh. Jar Jar Binks: “HEESA SAID YOUS GONNA DIE”
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Feb 14, 2024 00:02
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Frank Frank posted:Scene: Nathen’s ultra-brand nursing home "Yousa cancer is muyyyy terminal!"
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Feb 14, 2024 00:04
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I want you all to know that snippet of dialogue popped into my head while I was running on a treadmill at the gym and watching PBS. Please don’t intentionally subject other people to this thread. Someone should tack a warning sign to the OP that reads “HERE THAR BE DRAGONS” like old-timey sailors did who were afraid of sailing off the edge of the earth. E: oh wait, I am the OP. I can do that
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Feb 14, 2024 00:10
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Wouldn't people dying in the nursing home be bad for Branding?
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Feb 14, 2024 00:12
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MrQwerty posted:Wouldn't people dying in the nursing home be bad for Branding? No because you can probably steal a bunch of their money
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Feb 14, 2024 00:12
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joylessdivision posted:He's very, very dumb. Also deeply brain poisoned by capitalism and brands. Tbf, he did blow up his brain to wake the gently caress up. Frank Frank posted:I want you all to know that snippet of dialogue popped into my head while I was running on a treadmill at the gym and watching PBS. Please don’t intentionally subject other people to this thread. Someone should tack a warning sign to the OP that reads “HERE THAR BE DRAGONS” like old-timey sailors did who were afraid of sailing off the edge of the earth. lol
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Feb 14, 2024 00:35
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MrQwerty posted:Wouldn't people dying in the nursing home be bad for Branding?
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Feb 14, 2024 00:37
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sighing and wondering why nobody will come to stay at my 20 story Jenga Tower
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Feb 14, 2024 01:45
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I want to start the world's first Smurfs themed abattoir next to a Marmaduke style meat packing plant. If only there was someone out there who could help me achieve my dreams.
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Feb 16, 2024 19:41
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1759299421353742348?t=ovdaPhhZYWzWA-LkjKq82g&s=19
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Feb 19, 2024 01:43
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This seem like the uncanny valley of a corporate social media posts. Shot in the same brightly coloured, sterile, vapid and pointless way as a normal corporate media post, but just with all these sort of off things about it that make in unsettling and weird... I mean more so then normal corporate social media posts. I think it comes down to it seems to be trying to advertise something, but like it just isn't. Nate really is the master of making that corporate social media style creepy on a personal level.
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Feb 19, 2024 01:57
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He’s constantly cosplaying a marketing stooge. Some people obsess over trains, this guy is obsesses over IP. Both are harmless but the former is infinitely less off-putting.
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Feb 19, 2024 02:29
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#staybrowsed
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Feb 19, 2024 02:54
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Entergaged and staying browsed.
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Feb 19, 2024 06:03
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1759299421353742348?t=ovdaPhhZYWzWA-LkjKq82g&s=19 Why is he holding that Garfield thing upside down? Also, is that a horny smiley? WHY?
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Feb 19, 2024 14:22
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Frank Frank posted:Also, is that a horny smiley? zany/crazy emoji. you old bastard https://emojipedia.org/zany-face
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Feb 19, 2024 15:09
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1759299421353742348?t=ovdaPhhZYWzWA-LkjKq82g&s=19 I mainly want to know why he isn’t actually sipping, but is holding the mug sort of near his face instead of actually touching his lips with it
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Feb 19, 2024 19:56
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What does Sony have to do with Garfield
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Feb 19, 2024 20:08
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steinrokkan posted:What does Sony have to do with Garfield Sony owns the rights to the new Garfield movie
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Feb 19, 2024 20:10
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Scientastic posted:I mainly want to know why he isn’t actually sipping, but is holding the mug sort of near his face instead of actually touching his lips with it Literally everything Nathen does is performative fuckass bullshit on behalf of brands who don't want him
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Feb 20, 2024 02:23
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Scientastic posted:I mainly want to know why he isn’t actually sipping, but is holding the mug sort of near his face instead of actually touching his lips with it He bought the cup on egeez so he knows there's probably lead in it.
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Feb 20, 2024 02:24
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Nigmaetcetera posted:He bought the cup on egeez so he knows there's probably lead in it. We all know what a true Garfield fan would fill their mug with.
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Feb 20, 2024 02:29
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steinrokkan posted:What does Sony have to do with Garfield Yeah I thought that might be a VHS of the old Garfield show he was holding up -it's Number six of the comic collection apparently, it was a bit hard to make out at first being small and upside down- and that might of been produced by sony, but I checked and it's not and the show wasn't. So yeah, I guess just because as MrQwerty said sony owns the movie rights... which okay, still obviously makes no sense in context of what ever it is that's going on in his post, but as nothing else does either 
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Feb 20, 2024 02:41
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So from what I can tell, he sent an email to Sony? https://twitter.com/theNathfield/status/1759694689513652379
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Feb 20, 2024 03:19
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MassRafTer posted:So from what I can tell, he sent an email to Sony? I'm so entergaged.
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Feb 20, 2024 03:30
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I'm sure Sony will be a much more accommodating faceless multinational conglomerate!
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Feb 20, 2024 03:54
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Sony, prepare for your golden brand to be entergaged by the world's foremost sophisticationist on Egeez!
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Feb 20, 2024 03:59
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MassRafTer posted:So from what I can tell, he sent an email to Sony? Dude, I mean I guess technically speaking, Nathen is causing them to "revisit" the issue by sending them a whiny letter but not really because they're just going to ignore it and reply with a signed picture of Garfield that reads, "Thank U for being a Fan!" I wonder if he paid someone on fiverr to write his appeal letter for him. E: Or maybe ChatGPT lol Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Feb 20, 2024 |
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Feb 20, 2024 05:08
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The one episode docu-series
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Feb 20, 2024 07:42
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MassRafTer posted:So from what I can tell, he sent an email to Sony? lol at the “Sony revisits” when it’s prob just sitting unread in some lawyers email.
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Feb 20, 2024 12:45
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MassRafTer posted:So from what I can tell, he sent an email to Sony? Don't fear, there's more info on Instagram!    This is how it appears on Instagram in its entirety, with spelling, grammar, formatting, and missing sections intact.
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Feb 20, 2024 13:13
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Watch the "Director of Developments" end up being some very confused real estate property manager.
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Feb 20, 2024 13:19
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Even the garbage he has ChatGPT output sounds like something Chris-Chan would write in their prime
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Feb 20, 2024 15:46
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Imagine some corporate lawyer with a billable rate of like $800 p/h getting that in their inbox and then realizing it isn’t actually spam email
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Feb 20, 2024 16:06
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bro, you can't just write your own news article and quote yourself in it
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Feb 20, 2024 16:43
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MSPain posted:bro, you can't just write your own news article and quote yourself in it He's been doing it for years Also I would love to read the actual email he wrote, which outlines the morals of the docu-seriea
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Feb 20, 2024 16:54
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You can really tell where he decided to put his own content into the chat gpt mush. You can't just shift into first person for one sentence, Nathen! That's not how writing works!
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Feb 20, 2024 17:23
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"Capital One announced today it has entered into an agreement to purchase Discover. I mean, why not?"
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Feb 20, 2024 17:37
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What the gently caress does “the massive morals of the docu-series” mean?!
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