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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Cat Hassler posted:

Out of all of the poo poo he’s in he cares about this above everything else

Ok, it’s worth $1.8 billion. Here’s your property tax bill

For the record, the $18M comes from what Trump himself claimed on his property tax protest. Engoron didn't pull the number out of his rear end. In fact, the property today is still valued at only $37M:


https://pbcpao.gov/Property/Details?parcelId=50434335000020390

The whole point of the number is that he was doing FRAUD.

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

He just keeps admitting to it...

tek79
Jun 16, 2008


Oh poo poo New York. Wrap it up. Scott Abrahams (the creator of Dildbort) is DONE WITH THIS poo poo! Game over.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Will Desantis order his iron guard to protect the mar la go from repo men

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



Trump, tears in his eyes as Joe Biden blackmails him into committing fraud since the 70s, 80s, w/e

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Durf posted:

Vivek and Marge routinely show up to his twitter space calls.

MAGA loves him because he’s another obnoxious rich prick who uses his power to bully vulnerable out groups.

Vivek and MTG are "too online" chuds. Those types of chuds love Elon as long as they don't believe he is throttling their account (they always think this)

I don't think Classic chuds give a poo poo about Elon

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Trump simply will not accept that property values are based on... the property's value; not on what he feels or wants it to be worth.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

deoju posted:

He had the Trump Princess, but sold it when his casino business failed.

He reportedly replaced the H on the helipad with a T.

Hrump?

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

IMO he should’ve replaced it with a “B” for “Bankruptcy” or “log off, Bitch” both things Trump has done or should do.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Tellycopter

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
NYC gonna be missing out on that sweet sweet dilbert business sense

https://youtu.be/RFV3ihAQAyY?si=wN4kXa0Y2fQEjTM9

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
"Trump Princess" is possibly the worst name a thing could have. I suppose you could name your boat the Literally Moist, but that's about it

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Tree Bucket posted:

"Trump Princess" is possibly the worst name a thing could have. I suppose you could name your boat the Literally Moist, but that's about it

Boats are supposed to be moist though. Wet, even!

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Pirate Radar posted:

Boats are supposed to be moist though. Wet, even!

From the standpoint of water?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Catastrophe posted:

He just keeps admitting to it...

Every time he Truths anything:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY2xBNWrBZ4

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.




"Really?"

zone
Dec 6, 2016


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
Too real...!

I thougt the J6ers were America's first real political prisoners... someone tell Large Marge.

Ninurta posted:



"Really?"
:vince:

Harry_Potato posted:

My bunghole, it will speak now! It goes RAKA-TAKA! RAKA-TAKA! And then sometimes it goes Toko-too-wa! Bwa-Bwa-Bwa! Pbbbllltttt!!!!


The Trump Stump is at the front...

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Noted wannbe tyrant, Hunter "cocaine waterslide parties with hookers in front of a stuffed Squirtle while smoking crack" Biden.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Look at this loser!

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dean-phillips-2024-presidential-race_n_65d3226ee4b0ce1bdc3a3b07

Dean Phillips Says He Plans To Stay In Presidential Race Despite Campaign Layoffs

:cawg:

Imagine coming in behind Marianne Williamson in a three person race. :lol:

lol Remember that brief like 3 day time period where media outlets were talking about how Cornell West, Dean Phillips and Marianne Williamson could ruin the election for Joe Biden :lol:

RocketRaygun
Nov 7, 2015




this is also a crime

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Smeef posted:

Took me a sec to realize it said PA Ladies Love Trump and not Da Ladies Love Trump


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6OKu6-_SXI

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001

DON'T STOP CAN'T STOP
Donnie is really putting a damper on my eat-the-rich ideology. I don't want to get Creutzfeldt-Jakob.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

RocketRaygun posted:

this is also a crime

Trump lawyer turns to directly stare at the camera and shrug's sheepishly
/curb your enthusiasm music

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Drunk driving is fine so long as you don't hit anyone

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

More like Donald Turnip

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Donel J Trimp is a piece of poo poo.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

HappyHippo posted:

Drunk driving is fine so long as you don't hit anyone

"Sure I stole your car, but I returned it later and even left you some cold French fries in the cupholder. Why u mad?"

Mr. Toodles
Jun 22, 2004

I support prison abolition, except for posters without avatars.
Finally caught up on the thread and have had many a lol and lmao and not just from trump and trumo adjacent lunacy. PKMN Trainer Red, goddamn! And apologies to Strong Sauce, but it is hard to not lol everytime goons fundamentally fail to understand what over/under means in relation to anything really.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


neato burrito posted:

Donel J Trimp is a piece of poo poo.
I am not fond of Donald Trump.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I shot and killed your dog but I eventually got you a new one, SHEESH. Drama queen.

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005




quote:

A few years ago, a friend of Trump’s was at the helm of his own very large yacht in the Mediterranean — and feeling quite proud — when Nabila roared by, practically swamping him. “He said it gave him a total inferiority complex,” Trump says. And that, no doubt, is another reason Trump bought her.

Now we know how that story went:
"And my friend, he came to me, he came to me on his hands and knees, with tears in his eyes, and he's an old ship captain, with an eyepatch and a very large ship let me tell you, straight out of central casting, and he said "Sir, sir, your big beautiful boat, it's so beautiful, it almost sunk my own boat, it gave me a total inferiority complex. How do you do it?"

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

HappyHippo posted:

Drunk driving is fine so long as you don't hit anyone

There are an unfortunate amount of people who feel that way

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Watching the trumpers realize he's pretty much done and over is really something.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

rotinaj posted:

There are an unfortunate amount of people who feel that way

Which is loving wild because being responsible about alcohol while out is easy as gently caress these days. If you're out drinking, you can literally summon a driver to take you home for like $10 from your phone.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/CSTodayNews/status/1759664495322902856?s=20

Panaflex
Sep 28, 2001

Froghammer posted:

I feel bad for the dog

My wife's boomer parents got a new Rottweiler puppy about 4 years ago and named him Tucker. Thankfully her dad is a huge classic car nerd and named their dog after Preston Tucker who created the Tucker '48 automobile. They are also liberals who don't even know who Tucker Carlson is. My wife and I are fine with this.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



Three Olives posted:

For the record, the $18M comes from what Trump himself claimed on his property tax protest. Engoron didn't pull the number out of his rear end. In fact, the property today is still valued at only $37M:


https://pbcpao.gov/Property/Details?parcelId=50434335000020390

The whole point of the number is that he was doing FRAUD.

I have it on first hand account there was a giant permanent laser of Adnan Khashoggi's face on board. Even had its own song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85dYshiw55Q

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Watch out, Bobson Dugnutt!

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Welp

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