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Deptfordx posted:The Purging of Kadillus by Gav Thorpe the only one i read was the iron warrirors one where its mostly the Iron warriors and poo poo ton of Not-Helghast followers doing stupid hosed up poo poo to fight orks. also some dumb conspiracy about the obliterator virus. I do like the that one of the iron warriors gets brutaly murdered by slaves though. TehRedWheelbarrow posted:apparently they are doing a call of duty crossover as well according to dataminers so hey they might just be whoring that IP around Id love some more 40k games. space marine 2 seems to be maybe coming out later this year.
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Shroud posted:I believe so. If I remember right, Pollux had to choose between destroying Perturabo's flagship (while Perturabo was in it), or following Dorn's orders and returning to the Terran muster. It wasn't really that cut and dry, since they really just had an opportunity to counter attack after they got their poo poo pushed in, when the message to go to Terra came through
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Dapper_Swindler posted:the only one i read was the iron warrirors one where its mostly the Iron warriors and poo poo ton of Not-Helghast followers doing stupid hosed up poo poo to fight orks. also some dumb conspiracy about the obliterator virus. I do like the that one of the iron warriors gets brutaly murdered by slaves though. Is that the C.L. Werner one? That book is awful, one of the few books I've gotten a little way into and abandoned forever. I actually had high hopes for it because Werner did a great job of writing Thanquol as a hilarious schizophrenic warp-cocaine addict, but his 40K attempt was 
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Kylaer posted:Is that the C.L. Werner one? That book is awful, one of the few books I've gotten a little way into and abandoned forever. i believe so. its so stupidly edgy.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:i believe so. its so stupidly edgy. That's chaos tho
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No chaos is spiky, not edgy. Learn the difference. One has a sharp edge the other has a sharp point.
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Arc Hammer posted:No chaos is spiky, not edgy. Learn the difference. One has a sharp edge the other has a sharp point. Within the wonderful bounty of chaos, friend, the finite point can be expanded to in infinite plane of edge.
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oh my loving god yall are not doing this
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TehRedWheelbarrow posted:oh my loving god yall are not doing this Would you say.... we are missing the point. Edit: https://youtu.be/0XgSvWgYJ-c?si=WHcLoOjYVT25Fat
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Telsa Cola posted:Would you say.... we are missing the point. Pro-click.
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Telsa Cola posted:Would you say.... we are missing the point. Get in the titan, Princeps!
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Telsa Cola posted:Within the wonderful bounty of chaos, friend, the finite point can be expanded to in infinite plane of edge. (Reaches thru the 8th dimension and shoves ur nerd rear end into a locker)
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Kylaer posted:(Reaches thru the 8th dimension and shoves ur nerd rear end into a locker) You are hurt. How dare he not respect your posting! No matter how good your thread is, he never votes more than 2. He attacks with a clumsy insult. You parry with Turn On Your Monitor.
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EMPATHY [Impossible: Failure] He’s mocking you! Your own father! And on your Day of Days! What did you do to deserve this? Nothing, that’s what. PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT [Easy: Success] Time to give him the ol’ Worldbreaker one-two. Sorry, dad.
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TehRedWheelbarrow posted:apparently they are doing a call of duty crossover as well according to dataminers so hey they might just be whoring that IP around Kind of funny to see the CoD character animations poorly fitted to an Ultramarine or a Blood Angel. The one smoking a cigar through the helmet, before the fingers clipped through the breastplate was probably the best one.
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I love The End And The Death-inspired shitposting  Unrelated Erebus: Oh, right. The anathame. The anathame for Horus, the anathame chosen especially to convert Horus, Horus's anathame. That anathame? Lorgar: Yes! That anathame. Erebus: Got you covered 
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TE&TD I think is particularly rich for shitposting riffs and I'm looking forward to where this goes.
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I..Inevitable City?! At this etheric junction, at this moment of no-time, in this sector of space, localized entirely within The Vengeful Spirit?!
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:I..Inevitable City?! At this etheric junction, at moment of no-time, in this sector of space, localized entirely within The Vengeful Spirit?! ...May I see it? (Abnett, sitting back in his chair and wondering how to get Dorn from the Inevitable City to Valdor and settling on having Dorn just appear next to him) No.
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I am a shitpost. I am the absence of effort abbreviated to these few simple lines. I have become my own last secret. See this post now, these scant characters in the dust, for the thread is about to flush them away.
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Perturabo: I am my monitor's blue glow.
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You call them multi-lasers even though they are clearly bolters? Yes, it's an expression from our original homeworld, Aurelia.
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SardonicTyrant posted:You call them multi-lasers even though they are clearly bolters? Really? Well I'm from Calderis and I've never heard of multi-lasers.
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Arc Hammer posted:Perturabo: I am my monitor's blue glow. We are all aspirants to Perturabo's legion, the Legion of Goons.
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Arc Hammer posted:Perturabo: I am my monitor's blue glow. Mikojan posted:
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habeasdorkus posted:We are all aspirants to Perturabo's legion, the Legion of Goons. A legion so embarrassing that it was purged from all imperial records, never to be spoken of again. Another step closer to solving the mystery of the lost space marine legions.
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lines posted:TE&TD I think is particularly rich for shitposting riffs and I'm looking forward to where this goes. You say that now, but just you wait until each and every joke is beaten like a dog! much like Sanguinius
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I'm trying to think of a riff on the encounter with Ahriman but I can't actually make it any more shitpost-y than what he actually does and says, to be honest.
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Fearless posted:You say that now, but just you wait until each and every joke is beaten like a dog!  Healthy young Fenrisian goes to VI Legion, gets pumped with massive shot of many geneseeds, doesn't feel good and changes - WULFEN. Many such cases!
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Arc Hammer posted:Really? Well I'm from Calderis and I've never heard of multi-lasers.
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SardonicTyrant posted:Did i say Aurelia? I, uh, meant Baal, because they're from a ceremonal exchange of arms with the Blood Angels. Yes and you call them Blood Angels despite the fact they are obviously Blood Ravens.
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Arc Hammer posted:Yes and you call them Blood Angels despite the fact they are obviously Blood Ravens. Well, I'm from Ultramar and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Blood Angels"
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Dropping the puns for a moment what's the status of Segmentum Ultima post Great Rift? It's attached to the Easterm Fringe where the Blood Ravens operate which would put it in Imperium Nihilus. Was the Segmentum itself cut in half with Ultramar on the western side and everything else lost to Nihilus?
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What in the warp tainted, glossia-spewing heresy is going on in this thread right now...? I'm old. Your humour is scary and heretical.
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I would like a book about like Dorn or Guilliman slowly coming to realise that yes, dad is actually a god.
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serious gaylord posted:I would like a book about like Dorn or Guilliman slowly coming to realise that yes, dad is actually a god. It's called Godblight
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The End and the Death part 3 was very good and I am looking forward to rereading it all in a row as a single long book
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AnEdgelord posted:It's called Godblight yup Though whatever comes after it will probably cement that
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quote:HORUS: Sooo, what are you gonna do once we set foot on the throneworld? Jokes aside, anyone else wonder what the implications of LE-2 Being in the direct presence/gaze of all 4 chaos gods and coming out still sane/alive will be? Seems like kind of a weird plot thread to drop. Also I thought the (TEOTD 3 spoilers) The final fight with Horus was really well done. Considering what he said about homage to the old lore Abnett took all the various stories about the confrontation: someone stands between Horus and the Emperor, but the old lore can't decide on whom, a space marine? A lone guardsman? A Custode? No it was all three, actually. He adds some new stuff like the psychic battle and dimension/timeline hopping, but keeps to what was said before (the emperor loses an eye, gets his arm sheared completely down to the bone, almost completely dismantled. And I'm impressed that the Emperor is indeed actually as large as the art depicts him. His psychically projected image can be much smaller, but his real physical form is gigantic. I'm assuming this implies he most definitely did some genetic tinkering on himself and used his findings to create Custodians and all his other super soldiers. That or he used the power he got from the warp to enhance himself
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