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Leon Sumbitches posted:One of my first jobs was working at a Cici's Pizza in Oklahoma City. People are very serious about their all you can eat, and some people push it to the limit. Every so often, people would come in during lunch and try to stay through dinner. At some point in the late afternoon, the manager would have to intervene and tell them they'd have to pay again if they stayed longer. People got upset, sure, but we didn't promise endless shrimp. Just awful pizza. Please tell me this was in 2001-2003 and the cici's was the one off Air Depot, we may have run into each other lol
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# ? May 30, 2024 09:55 |
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Just open a 'most you can eat' eatery, you get a small bucket for a fixed price.
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 06:50 |
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Just open a small restaurant, put increasing amounts of poison in the food. Open a side hustle gambling den taking bets
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 07:47 |
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Ah, the Lauren Boebert gambit
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 07:59 |
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Tiggum posted:What are the supposed ramifications? Female cats try to get as many males as possible to mate with them when they're in heat. That's why you can have a variety of different fur patterns and colours in a single litter.
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Female cats try to get as many males as possible to mate with them when they're in heat. That's why you can have a variety of different fur patterns and colours in a single litter. What the gently caress this is true.
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Yep, it's called superfecundation. Humans can do it to but it's very rare.
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Yeah, cats are rare in that they can be impregnated by sperm from multiple mates at once. Theoretically each kitten can have its own different father.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Just open a small restaurant, put increasing amounts of poison in the food. Open a side hustle gambling den taking bets Not exactly the same but there's this "endless" sushi place in my town where they add increasing amounts of salt to the rice with every round. After round 3 it's basically inedible. If you somehow keep going the wait between rounds becomes ridiculously long, like almost an hour. Shame, because the first couple rounds are pretty delicious!
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steinrokkan posted:Yeah, cats are rare in that they can be impregnated by sperm from multiple mates at once. Theoretically each kitten can have its own different father. Some birds have a thing where the females try to mate with as many males as possible to increase the chances of fertilization, but male biology has evolved to counter this by the males have massive loads that blow the last males load out of the cloaca. So it pays to be the last in line and get the sloppiest of seconds.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Some birds have a thing where the females try to mate with as many males as possible to increase the chances of fertilization, but male biology has evolved to counter this by the males have massive loads that blow the last males load out of the cloaca. So it pays to be the last in line and get the sloppiest of seconds. Allegedly cats have barbed penises to scrape the sperm of their competitors out of their mates vagina, among other things. Nature is beautiful.
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 10:39 |
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Female ducks evolved convoluted maze vaginas to weed out weak sperms and male ducks evolved prehensile corkscrew dicks in response.
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Yep, it's called superfecundation. Humans can do it to but it's very rare. In theory this opens the possibility of a single person having two different fathers. Very occasionally fertilised ova will merge together again while still in the very early stages of development. If this is too late in the development process then you get conjoined twins, but if it's very very early then you can get a person with absolutely normal anatomy except that some parts of them have different DNA than other parts of them. Normally the two parts are regular fraternal twins, but in theory they could have two different fathers. (the two fathers would probably need to be closely related themselves to prevent the foetus dying of autoimmune issues as soon as it gets a circulatory system)
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mediocre dad okay posted:Not exactly the same but there's this "endless" sushi place in my town where they add increasing amounts of salt to the rice with every round. After round 3 it's basically inedible. If you somehow keep going the wait between rounds becomes ridiculously long, like almost an hour. Shame, because the first couple rounds are pretty delicious!
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steinrokkan posted:Yeah, cats are rare in that they can be impregnated by sperm from multiple mates at once. Theoretically each kitten can have its own different father. Looking at the motley bouquet of kittens my cat has just produced and shaking my head at her lamentable life choices.
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The Lone Badger posted:(the two fathers would probably need to be closely related themselves to prevent the foetus dying of autoimmune issues as soon as it gets a circulatory system) So it could have happened to the child of the guy on the previous page
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Phlegmish posted:So it could have happened to the child of the guys on the previous page FTFY
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Happy Father(s) Day!
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 14:18 |
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What if the chimeric child gets one gonad from one father and one from the other? And twenty years later, one gamete from each gonad pulls the the same fraternal twin fusion. 🤯
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You can tell how many fathers are involved since each father adds nine months to the length of the pregnancy.
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spookykid posted:Please tell me this was in 2001-2003 and the cici's was the one off Air Depot, we may have run into each other lol It was a few years earlier and several miles north, unfortunately
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Leon Sumbitches posted:One of my first jobs was working at a Cici's Pizza in Oklahoma City. People are very serious about their all you can eat, and some people push it to the limit. Well what else are they supposed to do, not follow their doctor's orders?
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 15:09 |
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Go to the Golden Corral and bring a loving SLEEPING bag lives in my head rent free.
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https://www.thecooldown.com/green-tech/ev-battery-recycling-urine-lithium-cobalt/ SCIENTISTS MAKE BREAKTHROUGH DISCOVERY WHILE EXPERIMENTING WITH URINE: ‘WE CAN REUSE A VERY SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF THE COBALT’ “The combination of readily available and relatively harmless substances and high energy efficacy gives our method potential to work for large scale extraction.” The scientists did not say where they sourced the urine used for the experiment.
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FFT posted:There's a fantastic sushi place near me that has an all-you-can-eat deal, but also an "if you're a dick about it we'll charge you extra about it" clause in addition to only being able to order 2 or 3 things at a time per person at the table. And they've got actual real wasabi! There's a place that offers all you can eat sushi near me, with the caveat that they charge you extra per piece that you don't eat, as well as the only ordering 2-3 things at a time. Plus it's only available on weekdays. The downside to that charge is that i don't want to order something that I'm not sure if I'd like it. Having to pay extra for 5 pieces of a roll it turns out i hate is just not something I'm down for.
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The text is "we'll charge you extra about it" but the subtext is "don't be a dick" Like, the last time I went, we didn't get charged extra for the slices of the fancy Hot Cheetos roll we didn't eat, because we weren't dicks about it.
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The Lone Badger posted:In theory this opens the possibility of a single person having two different fathers. Very occasionally fertilised ova will merge together again while still in the very early stages of development. If this is too late in the development process then you get conjoined twins, but if it's very very early then you can get a person with absolutely normal anatomy except that some parts of them have different DNA than other parts of them. Normally the two parts are regular fraternal twins, but in theory they could have two different fathers. there's a woman whose uterus is chimeric so she tested negative as the mother of the children she gave birth to: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Fairchild
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Carthag Tuek posted:there's a woman whose uterus is chimeric so she tested negative as the mother of the children she gave birth to: Life, uh, finds a way. (Would post the gif but hosting through Imgur on the SA app seems screwed for the time being)
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steinrokkan posted:Allegedly cats have barbed penises to scrape the sperm of their competitors out of their mates vagina, among other things. Nature is beautiful. this is also a proposed purpose for the flared base on the head of a human penis before the shaft.
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Yngwie Mangosteen posted:this is also a proposed purpose for the flared base on the head of a human penis before the shaft. Close. The theory is that because our sperm forms a plug in the vagina, the head of the penis acts like a plunger to pull it out.
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What do you mean 'our sperm' ...dad, is that you?
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 16:56 |
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-new..._source=twitter "Abandoned" is an...interesting word choice. (And probably on purpose for this reason, drive "engagement" or something. poo poo, they got me. They got me good.)
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DrBouvenstein posted:
So that's where I left it. I should probably ease up on the drinking.
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First a dumpster, now a subway station.
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Baron von Eevl posted:First a dumpster, now a subway station. My generation's version of the property ladder.
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They are just growing, maturing and dropping off of me like clockwork.
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Phlegmish posted:More content that's not available in my region, but if it is what I assume it to be, I have to side with the woman, endless means endless "You said 'ENDLESS SHRIMP' these shrimp have TWO FUCKIN ENDS"
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# ? Feb 20, 2024 21:30 |
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Phy posted:"You said 'ENDLESS SHRIMP' these shrimp have TWO FUCKIN ENDS"
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Pookah posted:Behold! Mmmmm. Forbidden Donut.
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