Post itt every time you LOL that Donald Trump is a 34x convicted felon

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(Thread IKs: weg, Toxic Mental)

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Have you considered

Edit: what a loving snype

# ? Feb 20, 2024 23:59

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# ? May 30, 2024 23:08

cr0y: Mar 24, 2005

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/BVanGrack/status/1760071911680196684

10: Denied
20: GOTO 10

# ? Feb 20, 2024 23:59

Admiral Snackbar: Mar 13, 2006; OUR SNEEZE SHIELDS CANNOT REPEL A HUNGER OF THAT MAGNITUDE

"SPAC is DWAC."

- Whitney Houston

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:00

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

weg posted:

As an independent voter in South Carolina I have been receiving more Nikki Haley spam texts this week than all the fake Amazon ones I've had since the holiday season started last year.

She's still in the fight lol

Same, except I�m not an independent and most of the spam texts are coming for people who used to have my phone number.

�Beast of the Southeast� :lol:

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:01

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/BVanGrack/status/1760071911680196684

Oh boy, just giving Cannon plenty of options to choose from, eh?

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:01

PKMN Trainer Red: Oct 22, 2007

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/BVanGrack/status/1760071911680196684

If you have ten thousand :habba:

s on ten thousand typewriters for ten thousand years, you could get either Shakespeare, or a decent pre-trial motion.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:02

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/BVanGrack/status/1760071911680196684

Me fighting a speeding ticket

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:05

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/BVanGrack/status/1760071911680196684

...wait, is he re-using arguments from his other cases?

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:11

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Holy poo poo :lol:

was googling West Virginia

This is from 2016 but first time I heard of it

quote:

West Virginia health officials are investigating whether lawmakers and others became ill from drinking raw milk at the Capitol shortly after passing a law loosening restrictions on drinking it.

So far, state and county health officials say they haven�t received reports of raw-milk-related illnesses. Raw milk may contain dangerous bacteria, including Listeria, Salmonella and E. Coli.

State Health Officer Dr. Rahul Gupta said officials also are probing whether someone illegally distributed it, which could yield fines of $50 to $500.

Delegate Scott Cadle said he brought in raw milk last week and drank it with friends. He said the milk was fine, and an unrelated stomach virus circulating the Capitol kept him from working Monday.

Gov. Earl Ray Tomblin signed a bill last Thursday letting people share milk-producing animals and drink raw milk. It maintains selling and distribution bans.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:12

War Wizard: Jan 4, 2007

200 pages, double spaced, large font.

These last 20 pages just say "Biden sucks" over and over.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:13

LazyArtistry: Oct 11, 2002; Creating disasters and running away from them since 1981.

Waffle House posted:

...wait, is he re-using arguments from his other cases?

It's the typical delay and clog up the system maneuver that he had mastered.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:14

LazyArtistry: Oct 11, 2002; Creating disasters and running away from them since 1981.

Probably the only thing he is good at besides going bankrupt.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:15

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Strong Sauce posted:

i think the standard is that its acceptable as long as its a direct quote from the president

Um, please nobody let Tarantino ever become president.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:15

Aramis: Sep 22, 2009

Waffle House posted:

...wait, is he re-using arguments from his other cases?

Are you expecting creativity from the man/team who's been truthing the same 5 things for years now?

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:16

Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

nine-gear crow posted:

Yeah, some Scientolist nobody from Florida. At the rate they're going it's going to take 5 years to raise the total amount needed to pay off Trump's legal fees, which will never happen because the guy is just gonna pocket the money and run when it gets to a sufficient amount of zeros for him to disappear with.

grant cardone's wife.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:17

nobodygetshurt: Dec 11, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Holy poo poo was googling West Virginia

This is from 2016 but first time I heard of it

here's dozens of pages of raw milk derail on the last trump lol thread. go hog wild.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=4020471&pagenumber=4758&perpage=40#post536421862

nobodygetshurt fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Feb 21, 2024

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:17

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

loving

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:18

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

cr0y posted:

10: Denied
20: GOTO 10

forget it cr0y, she's a loose Cannon

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:18

jokes: Dec 20, 2012; Uh... Kupo?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

loving

it's a death cult!

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:19

UltraShame: Nov 6, 2006; Vocabulum.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Holy poo poo was googling West Virginia

This is from 2016 but first time I heard of it

I'm an constructionist. Show me where in the constitution it says I can't suckle directly from the teat????

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:19

tek79: Jun 16, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

This must have been their test run for being a covid-denier and then dying from covid.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:24

cr0y: Mar 24, 2005

kazil posted:

forget it cr0y, she's a loose Cannon

Goddamnit I thought it was a different case

10: TOTAL EXONERATION
20: GOTO 10

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:25

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

nobodygetshurt posted:

here's dozens of pages of raw milk derail on the last trump lol thread. go hog wild.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=4020471&pagenumber=4758&perpage=40#post536421862

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I will post it forever, and maybe one day it will be heard:

WE NEED A CONCENTRATED EFFORT TO CONVINCE CHUDS THAT BREATHING IS WOKE

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:26

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Liquid Chicken posted:

Get your Dark Brandon curb stomping, poo poo kickers...

Sure it's just AI, but still better looking than Drump's clown shoes.

Also speaking of Christian Nationalists....

A weird rear end off-shoot of the Moonies that likes AR-15's, bullet rimmed Burger King hats and golden guns.

yeah, nice to see the far cry 5 cult lives like a couple hours from me.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:31

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/BVanGrack/status/1760071911680196684

Selective prosecution because no one has been this loving stupid before.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:33

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Can Cannon just rule on any of those at her discretion, or do the prosecution at least get to try to explain why they're bullshit?

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:36

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

loving

gently caress Al.com by the way. We've been trying to cancel our subscription for weeks and they keep giving us the runaround and sending more bills

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:37

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Do it!

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:40

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

Dapper_Swindler posted:

yeah, nice to see the far cry 5 cult lives like a couple hours from me.

i was in an ubisoft game. funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:41

MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

War Wizard posted:

200 pages, double spaced, large font.

These last 20 pages just say "Biden sucks" over and over.

All work and no play means TOTAL EXONERATION

All work and no play means TOTAL EXONERATION

All work and no play means TOTAL EXONERATION. All work and no play means TOTAL EXONERATION.

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:42

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Do it!

Pretty funny how this headline is like "judge is prepared to do what judges do to anyone who can't pay a fine" but ho-lee poo poo look out this judge HATES TRUMP

# ? Feb 21, 2024 00:42