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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Bottomless rear end salad.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Working on a new diet, working title The Salad and Smoothie Diet.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
name some cool poo poo to spend $500 on so I can ignore all your suggestions and get something totally different

lucking foser
Jan 10, 2023
living on the streets sucks fat dick, it was fun during the summer but as soon as it got cold out I've been in and out of residentials and support housing, hurry up and get warm again so I can go back to drunken vagrant absent minded blissfulness

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

redshirt posted:

Working on a new diet, working title The Salad and Smoothie Diet.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I also am working on a new diet. Its a pretty radical approach to weight loss. Basically you exercise and you burn more calories than you eat. I know radical loving idea but just hear me out on my 8 point approach to it

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hollismason posted:

I also am working on a new diet. Its a pretty radical approach to weight loss. Basically you exercise and you burn more calories than you eat. I know radical loving idea but just hear me out on my 8 point approach to it

Try a big rear end salad for a meal.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I like salad but I don't seem to digest it well... poo poo out little pieces of green confetti.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
That's fiber! It's good for you!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hollismason posted:

I also am working on a new diet. Its a pretty radical approach to weight loss. Basically you exercise and you burn more calories than you eat. I know radical loving idea but just hear me out on my 8 point approach to it
I recently tried not drinking everyday and also exercising and I tell you that specific combination alone works wonders.

I'm going to eat the forbidden Costco recalled salad tonight.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

numberoneposter posted:

I recently tried not drinking everyday and also exercising and I tell you that specific combination alone works wonders.

I'm going to eat the forbidden Costco recalled salad tonight.

OooOoOo salmonella....

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Pennywise the Frown posted:

That's fiber! It's good for you!

I certainly don't poo poo out broccoli confetti though

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

lucking foser posted:

living on the streets sucks fat dick, it was fun during the summer but as soon as it got cold out I've been in and out of residentials and support housing, hurry up and get warm again so I can go back to drunken vagrant absent minded blissfulness

good luck :smith:


numberoneposter posted:

I recently tried not drinking everyday and also exercising and I tell you that specific combination alone works wonders.

I'm going to eat the forbidden Costco recalled salad tonight.

went down to drinking one night a week and dropped 15 pounds in a month. I already get a ton of exercise, it was just those extra calories at night.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I don't eat ruffage and I'm on a low fiber diet. I can't eat raw vegetables.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Hollismason posted:

I don't eat ruffage and I'm on a low fiber diet. I can't eat raw vegetables.

no salads?

I don’t know what I’d do without salads

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Luvcow posted:

no salads?

I don’t know what I’d do without salads

No salads or anything thats uncooked vegetables.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Hollismason posted:

No salads or anything thats uncooked vegetables.

the goon diet.....

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
hollis slowly becomin a frog lol

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I don't digest them. If I eat raw vegetables I just poo poo out a raw vegetable.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i'm on two diets because one just didn't give me enough to eat

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Hollismason posted:

I don't digest them. If I eat raw vegetables I just poo poo out a raw vegetable.

try that crazy rear end salad numberoneposter has, i bet you'll get more than raw veggies w/ that

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
just chilling here on the internet

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

bagmonkey posted:

try that crazy rear end salad numberoneposter has, i bet you'll get more than raw veggies w/ that

keyword is "potential"

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

numberoneposter posted:


keyword is "potential"

you eating a 2 week old rear end salad???????

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

redm posted:

just chilling here on the internet

hey sup good ta see ya

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

dee eight posted:

hey sup good ta see ya

good to see you too my friend :)

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

AARD VARKMAN posted:

you eating a 2 week old rear end salad???????

Hell yeah I love to eat compost

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i feel like i'm willing to eat pretty wet old salad but 2 weeks after the latest possible date and it has to be mush right

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i feel like i'm willing to eat pretty wet old salad but 2 weeks after the latest possible date and it has to be mush right

i mean if you're storing it in the most ideal conditions, it might be fine but these are goons we're talking about so yeah, mush

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i feel like i'm willing to eat pretty wet old salad but 2 weeks after the latest possible date and it has to be mush right
ill let you know how it goes, its mostly a cold slaw though (with forbidden cheese)

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Feb 21, 2024

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i’m worried for you salad explorer

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

numberoneposter posted:

ill let you know how it goes, its mostly a cold slaw though (with forbidden cheese)

cold slaw is cold! u complain everywhere u go!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

It's a roll of the dice sometimes how long produce lasts.

Expiration dates are just guidelines. Not laws.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

redshirt posted:

It's a roll of the dice sometimes how long produce lasts.

Expiration dates are just guidelines. Not laws.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

redm posted:

good to see you too my friend :)

Oh yeah you bought this avatar for me a while back, thanks again!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
rear end salad = tossed salad

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007


This, but the opposite.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

what are u goons listenin to tonite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbJYxIRnPR8
im trying to pick out some des kensel riffs and and techniques from old HoF live videos

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
goddamn, filed my taxes over the weekend and E*TRADE just today sent out 1099s for the 3 shares of company stock we got as a bonus one year that i haven't transferred somewhere else yet. how the heck are they so drat late? all my other accounts at other banks/brokerages got their 1099s sent out weeks ago.

i am not gonna refile to add $5 of dividends, but it's still annoying

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

ugh I just did my taxes and I owe a shitload of money because I had to roll my 401 into an IRA and I don't know what I'm doing, so I rolled into a traditional IRA and now I'm getting massively penalized for overcontribution

probably just gonna have to take money out of the IRA before april and pay taxes on THAT because I can't afford this poo poo :/

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