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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Beefed Owl posted:

Biden had a really good January as far as fundraising goes and the Democrats have over 100 million dollars to work with going into this election, and it's only February.

The Republicans, not so much. They have had terrible fundraising the last couple years and pretty much their entire war chest is wiped out. Anything they do have is going to Trump who is definitely not using it for campaigning.

It takes money to win the presidency and the Republicans just don't have it. I wonder what they have done over the last few years that could have caused this. Based on the numbers I'm seeing the mega donors aren't ponying up the cash probably because they see it as an unwinnable situation which it is.

What I'm saying is this election year is going to be incredible.

Why would trump need to spend money on campaigning? He's already everyone's favorite president.

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Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Why would trump need to spend money on campaigning? He's already everyone's favorite president.

That, plus everything he says is breathlessly covered for free.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Synesthesian Fetish posted:

I'm becoming more and more convinced that you're not one person but a team of comedians and photoshoppers

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Dapper_Swindler posted:

i think he dangles it infront of him but ends up picking some moron like green or etc.

Trump won’t pick MTG. Even he recognizes that she’s electoral poison. She said poo poo to his face hinting that she should be his VP, and his response was, “I really think you should run for Senate!” :iceburn:

The next time after that, she waved at him on a plane tarmac and he pretended not to see her. :lol:

MrQwerty posted:

"TRUMP" making DeSantis further debase himself daily for a VP nom he'll never get would be extremely lol

AKA “The Chris Christie”

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



There was not a single thing out of place in that entire movie and you can tell everyone had a great time making it

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Waffle House posted:

Yeah, oops, those four years of disingenuous 8chan political astrology fueled by the stepped-on cocaine of Trump didn't actually shift an overton window or immanentize an eschaton, it just made the social media industry and grifters a ton of money without any backbone capital or clout to start them in a politically productive direction. Most of the up and coming "new youth" that embarrassed themselves during the height of the meme era aren't actually well-tuned for deeper politics, they're just snotty (now spoiled) bitch kittens who cry and roast their beef on Twitter. I imagine it's why CPAC has been reportedly a ghost town, and a joke.

Having seen all this bullshit via the round-the-clock caffeine drip that is the media in America, also with big ups to the comedy whorehouse that is CSPAM, I want to take a moment to assert that Jacob Wohl is basically where New Youth GOP politics peaked, right down to where he is right now, trying to play Chris Hansen and obscuring himself in some derelict-rear end activity and ritual combat with the actual letter of the law.

its a mix of poo poo. Alot of the "youth movement" do it because its contrarian and because chan culture has always been like that, the issue is now you have weirdos milking it to work irl but guess what, it doesnt. your not gonna get my dad and other consistent voters to vote on issues important to the brain trust of channers doing chud rage posts on /co/ and /mlp/ and /pol/

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Trump won’t pick MTG. Even he recognizes that she’s electoral poison. She said poo poo to his face hinting that she should be his VP, and his response was, “I really think you should run for Senate!” :iceburn:

The next time after that, she waved at him on a plane tarmac and he pretended not to see her. :lol:

AKA “The Chris Christie”

yeah, i dont mean her specifically, what i mean is he will pick some white lady nutjob or etc.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

“Sneaker heads be like ‘oh, he got the Velcro!’”

-Macklemore

One man’s trash
That’s another man’s “TRU-UMP!”

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

would be pretty funny if he picked Pence again

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

AKA “The Chris Christie”

DeSantis would make Christie look like child's play

kazil posted:

would be pretty funny if he picked Pence again

like I said earlier, "he'll get better"

lol how many people have declined a VP nod, if any?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
from:

Dapper_Swindler posted:

https://twitter.com/politico/status/1759881338272760154

sounds like the chuds are dropping the mask more.

“It is a commitment to an institutional separation between church and state, but not the separation of Christianity from its influence on government and society,” he continued

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Dapper_Swindler posted:

yeah, i dont mean her specifically, what i mean is he will pick some white lady nutjob or etc.

Yeah, I’ve been saying he’ll pick Noem forever, with an outside chance of Kari Lake (more unlikely now that she’s running for senate).

In 2016, Manafort was able to pressure him into making an establishment pick that would mollify the fundies. Now, no one can pressure Trump into doing anything he doesn’t want to do, so he’s picking a woman he wants to bang.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Dapper_Swindler posted:

its a mix of poo poo. Alot of the "youth movement" do it because its contrarian and because chan culture has always been like that, the issue is now you have weirdos milking it to work irl but guess what, it doesnt. your not gonna get my dad and other consistent voters to vote on issues important to the brain trust of channers doing chud rage posts on /co/ and /mlp/ and /pol/

Yeah a lot of that subculture is just basically about being pointlessly confrontationally contrarian and perverted. It's...not really a winning bet, there's just way too many unfuckable dudes stuck on ladder theory.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Trump is gonna make Lindsey Graham his VP, that's my guess. He's gonna need someone totally shameless and so spineless who will say whatever dumb poo poo is necessary at the given time.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


kazil posted:

would be pretty funny if he picked Pence again

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Durf posted:

when this dork did business news in canada he used to get driven in circles in a limo just to appear like Mr Serious Business in phone interviews.

he was fired for being an rear end in a top hat and then his cohost lost her job for insider trading 👍

???
Who the gently caress is it? Captain Stubing? Mr Lightbulb?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Godspeed America, meme-electing a divorce golem to the Presidency who lost by 3 million votes

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Chrpno posted:

???
Who the gently caress is it? Captain Stubing? Mr Lightbulb?

that dude from shark tank

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



kazil posted:

would be pretty funny if he picked Pence again

The name on the nomination DOES say Pence...

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

kazil posted:

would be pretty funny if he picked Pence again

He should go full Caligula and pick pence horse

In five years Disney can make a family film based loosely on the story and some XXX place can make a porno

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Yeah, I’ve been saying he’ll pick Noem forever, with an outside chance of Kari Lake (more unlikely now that she’s running for senate).

In 2016, Manafort was able to pressure him into making an establishment pick that would mollify the fundies. Now, no one can pressure Trump into doing anything he doesn’t want to do, so he’s picking a woman he wants to bang.

Genuinely think the only reason he might not go with Noem is that she may not be blonde enough for him.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

dr_rat posted:

He should go full Caligula and pick pence horse

Going from Trump to Biden is kind of like going from Caligula to Claudius.

Wonder who Nero's gonna be?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Frank Frank posted:

This is all just performative BS and none of these shitheads will actually boycott New York the moment it affects their bottom line. Every single one of these turds that says this poo poo should be banished from the state and barred from doing business in it.

Bugsy posted:

I saw that this is at least the third or fourth time he's said that hes pulling out of NY, and he's said the same thing about California at least once as well. Just a load of bullshit every time.

That's what makes it so loving funny. They're never gonna do it, and even if they did, no one would give a gently caress.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Chrpno posted:

???
Who the gently caress is it? Captain Stubing? Mr Lightbulb?

MrQwerty posted:

that dude from shark tank

ya Kevin O'Leary (Canada) aka Mr. Wonderful (US)

from Dragon's Den (Canada) and Shark Tank (US)


he tried to do a Trump here and failed miserably

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



kazil posted:

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1760107446327034082


https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1760108141738360971


It seems misleading. Ingraham lists a bunch of people and Trump just says yes. I don't think he's given it much thought.

Imagine being a seasoned Republican politician, your entire career has led you to this.

It's actually kind of a fun and cruel game, the VP is going to be whoever he speaks to last.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Akratic Method posted:

That, plus everything he says is breathlessly covered for free.

Don't know if you've noticed but that hasn't been doing him favors lately

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

MrQwerty posted:

lol how many people have declined a VP nod, if any?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpQF4xzU_4g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3BPWX7dpyY

Veep at it's finest.

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Trumps VP pick is going to be someone that no one has expected or has a lot of FaceTime, Trump doesn’t want a VP that could potentially be more popular than him.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Ringo Star Get posted:

Trumps VP pick is going to be someone that no one has expected or has a lot of FaceTime, Trump doesn’t want a VP that could potentially be more popular than him.

It's going to be some evangelical that no one has ever heard of before like Mike Johnson or Amy Coney Barrett that has been quietly lurking behind the scenes for years forging alliances with the most awful people on the planet but has very little personal record until you do a shitload of digging and find some really loving weird stuff but no smoking gun.

So basically a lower profile Mike Pence who hasn't given a bunch of people HIV yet but is waiting for their moment to shine. So basically whoever Leonard Leo tells him to nominate because Trump doesn't give two shits. This is highly dependent on how easily Leo is able to squirm out of the SCOTUS immunity ruling.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Feb 21, 2024

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

Guys, hear me out. There's only one VP with the experience to moor him to greatness.

That's right.





Mike Pence

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

War Wizard posted:

200 pages, double spaced, large font.

These last 20 pages just say "Biden sucks" over and over.

“All woke and no play makes Donny a dull boy”
“All woke and-

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



VP is gonna be the guy who setup the GoFundMe

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Chief McHeath posted:

from:

“It is a commitment to an institutional separation between church and state, but not the separation of Christianity from its influence on government and society,” he continued

Oh ok. “Separation of church and state but actually the exact opposite of that”. Got it

cr0y posted:

VP is gonna be the guy who setup the GoFundMe

The funniest part of that whole gofundme thing is that Trump will never see a dime of that money and I’m sure it will make him extremely angry

The funniest

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004

Trump VP will be an AI generated Abraham Lincoln

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

John Wick of Dogs posted:

gently caress Al.com by the way. We've been trying to cancel our subscription for weeks and they keep giving us the runaround and sending more bills

I’m afraid you can’t unsub Dave

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Handsome Ralph posted:

That's what makes it so loving funny. They're never gonna do it, and even if they did, no one would give a gently caress.

Wholeheartedly support banning anyone who makes a big stink about this in public from doing business in the state:
“Fine, go nuts!”

jet sanchEz
Oct 24, 2001

Lousy Manipulative Dog

Durf posted:

ya Kevin O'Leary (Canada) aka Mr. Wonderful (US)

from Dragon's Den (Canada) and Shark Tank (US)


he tried to do a Trump here and failed miserably

He failed at politics because he cannot speak French

He said that he was going to take extensive French lessons but he quit politics altogether instead

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I just want him to go away. It’s exhausting that we’ve been forced to deal with his existence in almost every facet of our lives for almost a decade.

This is why the he will lose.

Because whilst for whatever reasons, he may still have his cult members. Both online and buying truck flags etc.

There is a thousand fold more people who feel the same way you do. And while they may not give a poo poo about Joe Biden, at least they don't have to think about him every second of every day.

Which is what America wants from its politicians. Out of sight, out of mind, keep the trains running on time.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

This thread's constant kind words about my bad posting will warm my heart as I lean against the wall in front of the firing squad following the Great Trump Fag-O-Purge of 2026.

PKMN go to the post

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ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
Trump will pick Biden as his vice president, as he assumes you can’t refuse the position and that would make him win. Also Biden could do all the boring presidenty stuff.

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