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Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

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Okay, did he die?

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

The US political system is not perfect, but it has produced us pictures of Hunter's hog while no one has been poisoned or defenestrated.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the deaths of Vladimir Putin’s opponents – The death of Alexei Navalny in a Russian prison has caused revulsion around the world" Also Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Saltburn scene sees Murder on the Dancefloor re-enter Top 10

Telegraph:

Labour vows to ‘eliminate’ fox hunting

Matt:

Headteachers told to search pupils for mobile phones

Times:


Evening Standard:

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Vib Rib posted:

Okay, did he die?
can't really complain about trump being killed by court stuff when the chuds assured me that it would backfire and trump would be embraced by the black community for being a criminal.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Lmao look at that greedy fox not wanting to be ripped apart by dogs

Blower you evil loving oval office

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Microplastics posted:

Lmao look at that greedy fox not wanting to be ripped apart by dogs

Blower you evil loving oval office

You do you, killjoy :jerkbag:

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
I think Payne's personal Hell would be a government agent personally assigned to him, telling him what to do at all times in ways that objectively benefit society under pain of torture. Then every ten years he's forced to listen to exactly how much his forced direct contributions have helped people, specifically the ones he hates

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck
that comic made me look up electric car racing and uh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRNkdNcfS7M

mainly wanted to post this for how quiet it all is, lol

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
If NASCAR is going to go electric then I'd figure they will set up a system of switching the battery to a fresh one in seconds instead of charging it up. That'll be interesting for fans to watch, especially when different teams have different systems.

They can also add loudspeakers to the cars to make VROOM sounds for Payne.

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

:australia:

Pope:

Defence minister Richard Marles. Australian navy overhaul to double surface fleet and add ‘optionally crewed’ warships (Guardian). "Six large, heavily armed vessels capable of being operated remotely, will be added to fleet under $11bn shake-up, which comes after damning review".

Rowe:


Spooner:

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009


quote:

PRESIDENTS’ DAY 2024, AMERICA NEEDS TRUMP MORE THAN EVER
Cartoon published 02/18/2024 Signed Prints Available

Donald Trump is the only man who can save America. He’s far from perfect—no human is, but at this point there is no other viable candidate capable of turning things around.

With the puppet Biden carrying out their orders, the Democrat Party wrecked havoc. We have wide-open borders, systemic corruption in our institutions and satanic insanity being injected into our culture. Those on the far left want the traditional America destroyed and replaced by globalist socialism.

The American people are gathering around Trump and his MAGA movement. They are rejecting Marxist Democrats—even in blue states. Trump needs to be elected in an overwhelming landslide to overcome the Democrats’ cheating campaign. Once elected, Trump must choose the right people to help him. No more backstabbing, Deep State Swamp stooges!

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For the last three years we have had a ‘resident,’ not a ‘president.’ Biden is mentally debilitated, corrupt man controlled by Obama handlers. He puts Americans and America last. He is a traitor who insists we keep our borders wide open to invading criminal hordes. Joe and the warmongers in Congress keep insisting constant tax dollars be spent on a murderous meat grinder that is the hopeless war in Ukraine—it’s insanity.

To be sure, we should acknowledge our past presidents—but this year is critical and our focus should be on Trump. He must regain the presidency, and we at GrrrGraphics will do our best to support him.

Happy Presidents’ Day!

— The GrrrTeam

quote:

WOULDN’T WANT TO BE IN YOUR SNEAKERS, JOE
Cartoon published 02/20/2024

The 2024 Presidential race is heating up—even though it’s only February. Every Soviet-style show trial verdict simply pushes Trump higher in the polls, while Joe Biden’s polls crater. The American people know a loser when they see one and the stumbling, bumbling, mumbling Joe Biden is shaping up to be the worst president in American history. He’s unfit to be president, and unfit to run for president.

Americans love a winner and Donald Trump has always been that, bouncing back and becoming stronger from every misfortune.

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On February 17, President Trump introduced his new line of signature shoes at Sneaker Con at the Philadelphia Convention Center in Pennsylvania. Trump’s high top golden sneakers sold out in just four hours after their launch. A few sneakers were autographed by Trump himself, and one pair sold at auction for an incredible $9,000.

Can you imagine anyone falling all over themselves to buy a pair of Joe Biden sneakers? No one would. President Trump is brilliant at marketing himself, and his high top ‘kicks’ are a way to appeal to the younger generation. Generation Z will never be picking up a pair of Biden blue loafers with orthopedic lifts and Velcro straps.😝

The limited edition high tops are…

…“Bold, gold, and tough, just like President Trump.”

If the shoe fits, wear it!

—The GrrrTeam Signed Prints Available!

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

quote:

President Trump is brilliant at marketing himself, and his high top ‘kicks’ are a way to appeal to the younger generation.
:latestfad:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



<- (velcro)

L. Ron DeSantis
Nov 10, 2009

Yeah seriously that Garrison is like his attempt at a Kelly, except he's totally sincere.

idonotlikepeas
May 29, 2010

This reasoning is possible for forums user idonotlikepeas!
Bob Englehart




Carlos Latuff




Dave Whamond




Dick Wright




Jeff Danziger




Jeff Koterba




John Darkow




Matt Davies




Matt Wuerker




Mike Peters




Monte Wolverton




NEMØ



Ah, so NEMØ is actually Brett Noel.


Pedro X. Molina




Phil Hands




Rick McKee




Rivers

1

2


Walt Handelsman




Ward Sutton




Yaakov Kirschen (Dry Bones)

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Stultus Maximus posted:

Most incomprehensible

This is an extremely simple comic

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
Klepper recently found this actual person on the Daily Show. Dude complaining about inflation, switches to how he spends four digits on Trump swag a year but that's getting harder now without missing a beat

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Guavanaut posted:

Sinfest antisemitism from now on is going to be like nominating Mount Rushmore for Least Concealed Presidents
Well, I see someone has actually figured out how to make it more bigoted. Never underestimate political cartoonists.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

idonotlikepeas posted:

NEMØ



Ah, so NEMØ is actually Brett Noel.

I, hm.

hm.

(nah, Nemo's apparently Canadian).

edit: Oh god JJ McCullough is now a youtuber.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Feb 21, 2024

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
Interesting how he reversed the roles of what actually happened with Trump and Stormy because they can't imagine Trump being the submissive. Even though that makes perfect sense since people are very often sexually into what they don't get very much of and obviously Trump isn't used to being controlled normally

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



That poster on the wall is loving terrifying. Both the idea of having a poster of yourself and his creepy, dead-eyed stare.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
This is something Kelly would draw and then throw away for being too over the top.

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

Vib Rib posted:

This is something Kelly would draw and then throw away for being too over the top.
INNOCENT TOFFS and THRILL-SEEKING GUVNAHS weep disconsolately as a smirking fox moons them and their mournful hounds.
'faux hunt' mutters the cartoonist in the corner.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
A man with horns and fangs and a shirt saying "vegan sickos" laughs openly.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Is there any more pathetic rebuke than labeling your opponents "killjoys"? Like that's all you've got? Just in general I mean, but especially when the issue is about some truly psychopathic poo poo.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Vib Rib posted:

Is there any more pathetic rebuke than labeling your opponents "killjoys"? Like that's all you've got? Just in general I mean, but especially when the issue is about some truly psychopathic poo poo.

Depends if they're actually killjoys or not. Some people are killjoys and really do suck.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
Wait which ones are sci-fi bounty hunters dealing with an invasion of green goo?

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

idonotlikepeas posted:

NEMØ

Ah, so NEMØ is actually Brett Noel.

Kellies Nomination: Worst Untagged Porn

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: Who Are You to State the Obvious?

Ted Rall posted:

Most people can tell a senile older person when they see them but one of the major talking points for those who are trying to deny that President Biden is suffering from dementia is to ask them whether they are a doctor who has personally examined him. The cult of the expert has been weaponized.

First Dog on the Moon: Australia is suffering through a tinned beetroot disaster! How did this happen?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Discendo Vox posted:

edit: Oh god JJ McCullough is now a youtuber.

He's also, last I checked, completely wiped all his old cartoons from the internet. Whether that's from not wanting to be Cancelled for his conservative views, or being ashamed at the very concept of political cartooning, or not caring enough to keep paying for hosting, I couldn't say

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
why is a dog the only thing Rall can draw with any charm

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'd like to see Ted Rall On The Moon.

Not like a crossover comic, just sending him there.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




Guavanaut posted:

I'd like to see Ted Rall On The Moon.

Not like a crossover comic, just sending him there.

What'd the moon ever do to you?

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Al Goodwyn



Side note: I like how conservative cartoonists just effortlessly slalom back and forth between "Democrats are just waiting to throw Biden under the bus so that Kamala/Hillary/Gavin/Michelle can run!" and "Democrats are so desperately clinging to Biden that they'll go to absurd lengths to coddle him!"

Andy Marlette



Chip Bok



Gary Markstein



Michael Ramirez



Mike Luckovich



Steve Breen



Steve Kelley



Tom Stiglich

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

Guavanaut posted:

I'd like to see Ted Rall On The Moon.

Not like a crossover comic, just sending him there.

We've abandoned enough garbage on the moon as is.

I dont know fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Feb 21, 2024

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Vib Rib posted:

This is something Kelly would draw and then throw away for being too over the top.

It's the conniving fox that gets me. How dare it not want to get ripped to shreds and die horribly

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco


Branco is exactly the sort of business genius who would think that having no stock is preferable to a 'hoodie wearing thug' getting one item for free.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I would ask if it's actually true that 'Truckers for Trump' has brought the city of New York to its knees, but, you know

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco


Branco actually believes that the odd of a random person entering a store in NYC looking like this is greater than half I'm guessing

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skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Phlegmish posted:

I would ask if it's actually true that 'Truckers for Trump' has brought the city of New York to its knees, but, you know

It's not true, but only because BLM and Antifa riots and fires have destroyed New York already, and everything that was left behind was already shoplifted.

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