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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Durf posted:

most of these people haven't had proper sex ed and don't want to understand basic human biology or their own bodies

I remember when Limbaugh called activist Sandra Fluke a slut for needing to take a birth control pill every day. what a whore.

if anyone was an expert at taking pills every day, it was Rush Limbaugh







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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
President Joe Biden.

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.
Nap Ghost

holtemon posted:

Getting a vasectomy won't be a problem since dudes can do whatever they want hell yeah

Free vasectomies for all registered Democrats

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

DryGoods posted:

President Joe Biden.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

if anyone was an expert at taking pills every day, it was Rush Limbaugh

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

doesn't even look like her

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

mags posted:

hows that guy doing anyway

sober

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

lol

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

bebop esq posted:

doesn't even look like her

it's a very good likeness and i'm excited for it

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


holtemon posted:

Lol just say that sperm are babies at this point why not

nikki haley taking on 12 fellas and kissing all the precious sperm babies

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004


Jesus Christ

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 373 days!

does le epic gamer/certified homophobe mr hootington know just how gay this game is now

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Checking in for the Joe Biden ARG. Have we decrypted the next clue? How are you, my Bidettes??

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



External Organs posted:

Checking in for the Joe Biden ARG. Have we decrypted the next clue? How are you, my Bidettes??
big news! they put him in the elden ring dlc

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
:wom:

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

titty_baby_ posted:

one of the people at the end of the hall spoke to our office today and I realized she's my neighbor and then I also realized she's heard me poo poo a million times since her door is right next to the men's room door and I see her at her desk every time I go to take a poo poo

tell her your internet name is titty baby next time you walk past

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Just read that Amazon is shutting down Freevee in a couple of months

THANKS BIDEN

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

This was 12 year ago and he's still alive

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

kaleedity posted:

big news! they put him in the elden ring dlc



u can hear them off in the distance going "ooooooooh earth rider..."

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


thought this post was quoting me for a second

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


I like the sick burn on Newsom that he's more likely than Michele Obama to be the Dem nominee but less likely than RFK Jr to win the election

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

External Organs posted:

Checking in for the Joe Biden ARG. Have we decrypted the next clue? How are you, my Bidettes??

is that a bidet for the ladies

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Zerg Mans posted:

This was 12 year ago and he's still alive

and it's the last public thing he'll ever be invited to do lol

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
Bidenmentum!!

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
trumpbl

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
i have a headache, this is a form of navalny

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
bop no!!

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Bidenmentum!!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


"form of navalny" implies a complex navalnylike structure

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

i am harry posted:

tell her your internet name is titty baby next time you walk past

I tried this and HR has emailed me requesting a meeting asap

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

dunno what to say other than lol
https://twitter.com/mideastXmidwest/status/1760397437011665015

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

I’d use the ‘tits are a kind of bird’ defense

gregday
May 23, 2003

HUMAN CAPITAL would be just a bit too on the nose for Upton Sinclair

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1760364763564188133

well done bebop

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

I deserve $30 million



I mean she. She deserves $30 million. Yeah.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
that's bullshit, why isn't she receiving pay parity with joaquin

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 373 days!

ex post facho posted:

that's bullshit, why isn't she receiving pay parity with joaquin

its called joker 2 and not harley quinn 2

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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Wow another sad AI post with zero empty quotes.

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