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Feb 21, 2024 22:29
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poisonpill posted:Same as your friend who spends thousands of dollars every month on beer and weed but constantly complains about the cost of gas Your inebriated friend is right to complain
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Feb 21, 2024 22:32
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Someone here once called Todd Phillips "Turd Fartlips" and I still smile when I think about it, because I am seven years old.
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Feb 21, 2024 22:34
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No Mods No Masters posted:Actually it's not as bad as I thought, basically it only has to be like the fifth highest grossing non-disney non-animated musical ever in order to break even if we go by twice budget. Sounds like a sure thing in the proven ironic dark super hero musical genre there is a george miller movie on this list
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Feb 21, 2024 22:39
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FeculentWizardTits posted:Someone here once called Todd Phillips "Turd Fartlips" and I still smile when I think about it, because I am seven years old. username post combo
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Feb 21, 2024 22:42
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No Mods No Masters posted:Actually it's not as bad as I thought, basically it only has to be like the fifth highest grossing non-disney non-animated musical ever in order to break even if we go by twice budget. Sounds like a sure thing in the proven ironic dark super hero musical genre Also if it is R rated like the first film, it simply has to outperform the highest grossing R rated musical, ????????????, by a factor of ??????????????
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Feb 21, 2024 22:44
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1760317819806244959?t=VN2kVEcYfN8XT5Z6ZH-z7w&s=19 Maybe the giant flow chart of movies you are def going to make in a decade was a dumb idea
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Feb 21, 2024 22:53
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No Mods No Masters posted:Also if it is R rated like the first film, it simply has to outperform the highest grossing R rated musical, ????????????, by a factor of ?????????????? Their mistake was to not cast Taylor Swift as both The Joker and Harley Quinn.
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Feb 21, 2024 23:06
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I didn't know Lady Gaga was gonna be in it. I might watch it after all, assuming it survives the Tax Break Purge
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Feb 21, 2024 23:08
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i think i’ll watch the judas video with a joker snapchat filter over norman reedus’s face instead
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Feb 21, 2024 23:11
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1760364763564188133?t=a7kp3PHoVbiu9WWCHtv-6A&s=19 How TF? I liked the first one quite a bit but there is no way 200 million is needed for a second one.
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Feb 21, 2024 23:26
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sorry but the only way to make a movie is with hundreds of millions of dollars. there is literally no other way. it cannot be done!!
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Castor Poe posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1760317819806244959?t=VN2kVEcYfN8XT5Z6ZH-z7w&s=19 Here comes the Kingo dynasty bitches, u Heard if here 1st!!!!
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MarcusSA posted:How TF? I liked the first one quite a bit but there is no way 200 million is needed for a second one. You don't need to understand economics at all to get an MBA, even less so to fall out of the right vagina. I guarantee Todd went: "Look, Joker cost 60 mill and made 600. If the next one costs 200 mill, it'll make you 2 Billy. That's just basic maths. Do you want to have the highest grossing film in history or not?" And the execs all cheered and did a line and signed it off, except for the one genius exec who worked his way up from the mailroom. He wasn't gonna fall for that gambit so easily. "Now just a minute Todd. You can't absolutely guarantee that it will make that much money. I'm going to need more from you. Will I get to see Lady Gaga's tits?" Todd Lied and said yes and here we are.
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Feb 21, 2024 23:36
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Kingo Ligma posted:You don't need to understand economics at all to get an MBA, even less so to fall out of the right vagina. read this out in a hacky old-timey Hollywood producer voice and you’ll make Mike very proud
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Endless Trash posted:read this out in a hacky old-timey Hollywood producer voice and you’ll make Mike very proud Only if you're miming a cigarette while doing so
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Endless Trash posted:read this out in a hacky old-timey Hollywood producer voice and you’ll make Mike very proud *smoking cigarette emote*
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No Mods No Masters posted:Also if it is R rated like the first film, it simply has to outperform the highest grossing R rated musical, ????????????, by a factor of ?????????????? Still probably be better than La La Land.
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I’m really enjoying this show about the autistic alien doctor. It’s funny and relatable.
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I love that the joker 2 is gonna be a musical and I really hope that, like mean girls, the ads completely hide that fact from everybody
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Feb 21, 2024 23:49
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If there had just been some kind of non star trek content to sate the fuckin grumps, maybe x jakk would still be with us. The boys have a lot to answer for
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MarcusSA posted:How TF? I liked the first one quite a bit but there is no way 200 million is needed for a second one. Joker builds a giant blue laser that jokerifies people. It also makes Harley huge, and she destroys Gotham kaiju-style. And then we learn it was all a dream.
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Kingo Ligma posted:You don't need to understand economics at all to get an MBA, even less so to fall out of the right vagina. The maths checks out.
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X jakk is great and out of the blue I sent him a sensitive story about something bad that happened to me that I don’t share with others, just because he seems like a nice guy. I mean, he hasn’t responded, but he didn’t screenshot it and post a thread titled “HEY EVERYONE, GET A LOOK AT THIS WEIRDO!”, so that’s gotta be worth something.
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Paladinus posted:Joker builds a giant blue laser that jokerifies people. It also makes Harley huge, and she destroys Gotham kaiju-style. stop I’m gonna cum
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Failson posted:Still probably be better than La La Land. don't say it don't spray it
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Is there a more offensively bland cash grab movie with a stacked cast than Last Vegas? I've caught pieces here and there on TV and it is just awful.
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INT. NIGHT Joker sings Lithium by Nirvana.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I’m really enjoying this show about the autistic alien doctor. It’s funny and relatable. Is there a new Xjakk it is a show episode already???
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Castor Poe posted:INT. SUNK DUNK'S rear end in a top hat
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Remember when the media was practically beggin for a mass shooting when Joker hit theatres?
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Mordja posted:Remember when the media was practically beggin for a mass shooting when Joker hit theatres? They were right
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Mordja posted:Remember when the media was practically beggin for a mass shooting when Joker hit theatres? this one is funny cos i think it must have been engineered by the marketing team, because i think it hugely played into the big box office that movie did. this is a 'dangerous' movie in a world of safe movies - i mean it's a loving comic book movie so no, but they did it. they convinced a lot of people that this might be TRANSGRESSIVE to go see this movie cos there is a 0.0001% chance someone might get shot in your very screening, that's how crazy it is. you're playing with fire there because america the country is loving stupid and maybe somebody actually WOULD get shot but you know what? that would only make it a legendary movie, profitable for decades. the actual movie? kinda boring king of comedy rip off with 1 good scene and an almost good ending that they ruined with the denouement scene. everybody leaves semi-satisfied, little bored, little disappointed. the movie truly was...jokers trick
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Rageaholic posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU_NKNZljoQ Is Jaime Lee Curtis playing Tannis? Why is this movie filled with geriatrics? None of these characters are middle-aged (or elderly for that matter). Lady Gaga is playing Harley Quinn? Who is casting this poo poo? Did they turn casting over to the AIs?
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All the news outlets coming up with their best “lol another Batman shooting” headlines and throwing all their money into a wishing well just praying that lots of people die so their hard work writing hilarious headlines pays off. Hey on the bright side it caused my screening to have almost as many armed cops as their were people watching the movie, that was pretty funny
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