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Dec 4, 2002

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

AI (read: machine learning)

Thank you.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
If there was a motor at each wheel, how easily could a vehicle spin around in one spot if the left side motors turned one way, while the right side motors turned the opposite way?

I guess it would probably be traction dependent?

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
If you have hub motors, what's to stop you from turning like a tank? I feel like innovation isn't happening at the right pace

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

The Door Frame posted:

If you have hub motors, what's to stop you from turning like a tank? I feel like innovation isn't happening at the right pace

Mercedes has done this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwHbJ7HN1sU

Saukkis
May 16, 2003

Unless I'm on the inside curve pointing straight at oncoming traffic the high beams stay on and I laugh at your puny protest flashes.
I am Most Important Man. Most Important Man in the World.
Also Rivian. And this video from BYD shows a tank turn on hard surface. If your drivetrain can withstand a hard launch I assume it can handle a tank turn on tarmac.

And this technology isn't limited to SUVs and trucks. This video shows Zeekr 001 performance liftback doing it on rock slab surface. Weird seeing tires squealing at such a low speed.

Saukkis fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Feb 21, 2024

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Now to combine that with 4 wheel steering for crazy crab cars

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk
Rivian even does it in something you can already buy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzwM8KE2L3I

But Merc are even demo'ing it on pavement:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH4h-K-mZKY

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

The Door Frame posted:

Now to combine that with 4 wheel steering for crazy crab cars

When I was a kid, I used to think that 4 wheel drive meant a car, or truck I guess because pretty much no cars had 4wd back then meant it could drive sideways.


So gently caress it, make the wheels able to turn 90 degrees in whatever direction and drive sideways. Make my dumb childhood assumption finally come true!!

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

wesleywillis posted:

When I was a kid, I used to think that 4 wheel drive meant a car, or truck I guess because pretty much no cars had 4wd back then meant it could drive sideways.


So gently caress it, make the wheels able to turn 90 degrees in whatever direction and drive sideways. Make my dumb childhood assumption finally come true!!

Another finger curls on the monkey's paw as Altima drivers gain the ability to drive in 360° from a stop

Frank Dillinger
May 16, 2007
Jawohl mein herr!

BuckyDoneGun posted:

Rivian even does it in something you can already buy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzwM8KE2L3I

But Merc are even demo'ing it on pavement:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH4h-K-mZKY

Rivian decided not to enable it as it has a real potential to wreck whatever surface it’s used on when off-roading.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Frank Dillinger posted:

Rivian decided not to enable it as it has a real potential to wreck whatever surface it’s used on when off-roading.

Yeah, by covering the ground in gear oil and metal shavings.


BuckyDoneGun posted:

But Merc are even demo'ing it on pavement:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH4h-K-mZKY

A new trick for south beach.

https://i.imgur.com/4Nifn4h.mp4

and Nio is taking that one step further, making a car that can shake off snow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TURssAkF0i8

It's only a matter of time until we get a car that can 3 wheel out of the factory. Lowrider style, not citroen "my car can drive after the wheel falls off" style

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I saw the ugliest car ever this morning waiting for the bus: a pink pearlescent Tesla Model 3.

A Tesla with a garish ugly wrap is, in my opinion, still better than a Tesla in government car strippo model white. At least it's colorful.

Otoh I saw a model Y around here wrapped in Grandma's Camry Silver and I was like Jesus Christ why? You spent three grand and that's the color you picked?

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk

Frank Dillinger posted:

Rivian decided not to enable it as it has a real potential to wreck whatever surface it’s used on when off-roading.

lol, as if you can't do the same thing ripping donuts

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Powershift posted:

Yeah, by covering the ground in gear oil and metal shavings.

A new trick for south beach.

https://i.imgur.com/4Nifn4h.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCkL0YapGK4

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

True, however the torque vectoring possible with separate motors for each rear wheel works loving magic in cars like the Lucid Sapphire (not applicable here because the cybertruck is trash).


Thats okay for a straight line bomb but on less than ideal surfaces that kind of max traction isnt actually what you want - you do want the tyres to spin esp if there's surface dirt or even on say slippery grass the electronic TC will have issues working out what to do, Mechanical is still by far the best option. Now electornic (preferably one you can dial in) AND mechanical? Yeah potentially mechanical to do the base work and electronic to add some trim, that would be exceptional and what I would think a properly designed Cybershit should have had from day one.

Properly designed is doing a looooot of work here and the Cybershit is certainly not in any way properly designed

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

loving LMAO a 100K USD "truck" doesnt even have a mechanical LSD. Christ poo poo has gone so far back when a 25 year old lovely box with AWD had at least two LSD's and modern crap relies on failure software.

having the deputer squeese the brake on the wheel that spins is lighter and cheaper 100% of the time ever since abs became a mandated safety feature

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Powershift posted:


and Nio is taking that one step further, making a car that can shake off snow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TURssAkF0i8


This guy gets rid of snow with some Lil Jon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdM8bVwTyIU

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I'm saying terrible (shop)

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

Unnecessary. Right thread.

i mean, maybe if you take "stanced" to mean "lots of camber". i thought it meant being super obsessive about wheel fitment, with the heavy camber stuff being a subset of it. i could be wrong tho

either way, that dude from jalopnik's bagged and stanced subaru baja is wrong thread

e: pics won't load on the original article but someone mirrored it on a forum post

https://isdc.ie/forum/threads/my-stanced-and-bagged-2005-subaru-baja-is-almost-as-awesome-as-a-2016-wrx-sti.43411/

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Feb 21, 2024

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Humphreys posted:

I'm saying terrible (shop)


I kinda like the second one.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

wesleywillis posted:

When I was a kid, I used to think that 4 wheel drive meant a car, or truck I guess because pretty much no cars had 4wd back then meant it could drive sideways.


So gently caress it, make the wheels able to turn 90 degrees in whatever direction and drive sideways. Make my dumb childhood assumption finally come true!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CXNbcz21uY

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:


Looks like it has 3 inches of road clearance.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=296E57CxNw4

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Humphreys posted:

I'm saying terrible (shop)


Took an awesome car, and turned it into a Kia Rio hatchback.

Right thread.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Sagebrush posted:

A Tesla with a garish ugly wrap is, in my opinion, still better than a Tesla in government car strippo model white. At least it's colorful.

Otoh I saw a model Y around here wrapped in Grandma's Camry Silver and I was like Jesus Christ why? You spent three grand and that's the color you picked?

I've been quoted almost $6k as a starting price to wrap my Miata. I haven't even bothered getting quotes for wrapping our model y because of how high the prices appear to be ...

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Well I'll be...

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

is wrapping cars in boring institutional colors about protecting the paint or something

the paint on your tesla, renowned for the quality of their bodywork lol

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
one day I’m gonna hire a fantasy artist to draw me a crazy classic-style mural with like a wizard and a unicorn and maybe a dragon or a hot warrior babe and then I’m going to wrap a van with it

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

trilobite terror posted:

one day I’m gonna hire a fantasy artist to draw me a crazy classic-style mural with like a wizard and a unicorn and maybe a dragon or a hot warrior babe and then I’m going to wrap a van with it

Don't wrap.

Airbrush.

That is the way of the Van Guy.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Fatrick posted:

Don't wrap.

Airbrush.

That is the way of the Van Guy.

actually a lot of van art from back in the day was decal-based

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

trilobite terror posted:

actually a lot of van art from back in the day was decal-based

AIRBRUSH IS THE WAY OF THE VAN GUY

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



trilobite terror posted:

actually a lot of van art from back in the day was decal-based

Right thread

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
I’m not kidding. There were companies selling entire panel murals in the backs of magazines

Dudes would go to a shop and get them stuck on and clearcoat sprayed over them like they were graphics on a bike

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

trilobite terror posted:

I’m not kidding. There were companies selling entire panel murals in the backs of magazines

Dudes would go to a shop and get them stuck on and clearcoat sprayed over them like they were graphics on a bike

Gotta take a moment to remember Gutter Phoenix. Hope he's doing okay.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3887842

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Humphreys posted:

I'm saying terrible (shop)


I like the back of the first car and the front of the second one. What if you combined those together? I think that'd look pretty sweet

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Failson posted:

Gotta take a moment to remember Gutter Phoenix. Hope he's doing okay.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3887842

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtiMHtjwVY8&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&source_ve_path=Mjg2NjY&feature=emb_logo

Second base mobile.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://vimeo.com/40393795

Pretty sure this guy is a goon. Also did the TLO Roll Call song.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


The Algorithm sent me this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnej-xksgBc

I couldn't watch it to the end. It's one thing to "know" people like this are out there somewhere, it's another thing entirely to have the crime scenes streamed directly to your living room. People want to talk about right to repair, after watching this I feel like that is a right you need to earn.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Finger Prince posted:

The Algorithm sent me this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnej-xksgBc

I couldn't watch it to the end. It's one thing to "know" people like this are out there somewhere, it's another thing entirely to have the crime scenes streamed directly to your living room. People want to talk about right to repair, after watching this I feel like that is a right you need to earn.

"customer states: fuel leak from the rear differential" is an unexpected sentence

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost

MetaJew posted:

I've been quoted almost $6k as a starting price to wrap my Miata. I haven't even bothered getting quotes for wrapping our model y because of how high the prices appear to be ...

What the hell. I can get a Miata completely painted by a good bodyshop (that I have a good relationship with the owner on) for that.

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theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Doubt with an NA, they price a premium on the popup lights

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