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TheSwizzler: May 13, 2005; LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

you don't have to bark just because you have that av

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:29

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# ? May 26, 2024 13:24

Mad Hamish: Jun 15, 2008; WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Marcade posted:

For most goons a firstborn isn't really an issue.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:37

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

a firstborn is always an issue by definition!!!

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:41

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Frank Frank posted:

lol here’s the ~~kill yourself~~ “you’re annoying and should stop trying to make the thread about you” post. It got the poster a week probe. Like, the xjakk guy was harmless and all but he was also constantly interrupting a thread to hawk his YouTube channel that had nothing to do with the thread itself. A little blowback/reality check is fine but I guess if the poster autobans, you’re a big meany.

xjakk sucked and i'm glad he died

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:42

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

ArfJason posted:

Playing Control. This game is incredible

Remedy ftw.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:42

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

BTW I lost all of yesterday to Balatro. Played until it was way too late, couldn't fall asleep and now im groggy as gently caress

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:49

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

Dr. Cool Aids posted:

you don't have to bark just because you have that av

i crossed the fae, now look at what they have done to me!

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:51

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

Frank Frank posted:

lol here�s the ~~kill yourself~~ �you�re annoying and should stop trying to make the thread about you� post. It got the poster a week probe. Like, the xjakk guy was harmless and all but he was also constantly interrupting a thread to hawk his YouTube channel that had nothing to do with the thread itself. A little blowback/reality check is fine but I guess if the poster autobans, you�re a big meany.

gbs is trifflin these days.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:51

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

I really got into Cyberpunk, I just bought the dental floss and I am waiting to gently caress some guys up

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:51

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

I have a bunch of games to get into or get back into, but my brain got too football-pilled or something and all I want to do is throw incomplete passes, shank kicks, and blow coverages in Legend Bowl.

Because I suck at Legend Bowl.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:57

Pentaro: May 5, 2013

I also just finished Talos Principle II. Great game, but my computer sure didn't enjoy some sections. Everything involving gravity tunnels tanked the FPS.
Play it if you have a super computer and want to feel like a brain genious.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:59

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Plant MONSTER. posted:

BTW I lost all of yesterday to Balatro. Played until it was way too late, couldn't fall asleep and now im groggy as gently caress

yep lol

e: had to put it down mid-run but i've got a "+4 mult for every card less than 52" joker and a 47 card deck at like Ante 10 or so so I'm expecting things to get spicy when I get home

# ? Feb 22, 2024 15:59

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Plant MONSTER. posted:

BTW I lost all of yesterday to Balatro. Played until it was way too late, couldn't fall asleep and now im groggy as gently caress

Consider playing some more Balatro.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:04

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

I used to buy fairy liquid. Is that cultural appropriation

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:09

Ibram Gaunt: Jul 22, 2009

We need to recruit the fairy torture minecraft goon..It's our only option.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:12

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Man this fae stuff lol

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:16

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

The Saddest Rhino posted:

[jumps into a fairy ring that will immediately puts you into a contract where your firstborn will be replaced with a changeling and inevitably lead to the destruction of your household and everyone you love and care for will die horrible yet strangely accidental deaths] this is an lgbtq safe space so you bigots can gently caress OFF

Plant MONSTER. posted:

gently caress that, I'm gonna go poo poo directly in a fairy ring

Lol

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:16

Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

ilmucche posted:

I used to buy fairy liquid. Is that cultural appropriation

why'd you stop. It lasts 2x longer than the next best-selling brand of washing up liquid, so I hear.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:16

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Ibram Gaunt posted:

We need to recruit the fairy torture minecraft goon..It's our only option.

I always get that one confused with the "Fire Emblem Reverse Recruitment Hack / pokemon game with disabled women" guy

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:41

TheMightyBoops: Nov 1, 2016

Frank Frank posted:

�pokemon game with disabled women" guy

What?

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:45

grieving for Gandalf: Apr 22, 2008

Frank Frank posted:

I always get that one confused with the "Fire Emblem Reverse Recruitment Hack / pokemon game with disabled women" guy

no that's gender swap gas guy

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:49

copy: Jul 26, 2007

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I briefly mentioned it but I do have "he / him" on my discord profile and a channel I joined had the admin saying it's Heinrich /Himmler, and I laughed thinking it was just an edgy joke. They had this weekly movie stream and the next stream the admin did was an antisemitic propaganda film of nazi Germany from archive.org and the admin kept tagging me saying, "look, this is what your pronouns lead to!" It was weird as hell

lol weird

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:50

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

TheMightyBoops posted:

What?

Imagine a pokemon game so hosed up that even TV Tropes deletes it's page.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:52

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

So, like Palworld?

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:55

copy: Jul 26, 2007

no thats an ark game thats so good people play it

# ? Feb 22, 2024 16:59

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

What about the 'giving everyone giant cocks in Rimworld and posting about it like it's no big deal' guy

# ? Feb 22, 2024 17:01

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

HopperUK posted:

What about the 'giving everyone giant cocks in Rimworld and posting about it like it's no big deal' guy

lets kill him

# ? Feb 22, 2024 17:05

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

HopperUK posted:

What about the 'giving everyone giant cocks in Rimworld and posting about it like it's no big deal' guy

That guy sounds bad rear end.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 17:09

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

HopperUK posted:

What about the 'giving everyone giant cocks in Rimworld and posting about it like it's no big deal' guy

It was the worst thing he was willing to admit he did.

Everyone in his colony makes huge cums

# ? Feb 22, 2024 17:09

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

grieving for Gandalf posted:

no that's gender swap gas guy

Wait, never mind - we're both correct. Gender gas swapping guy was also pokemon with disabled women guy. From SAclopedia:

quote:

On November 1, 2015, enthusiastic newbie Matthewtheman started a thread in Imp Zone advertising his reverse recruitment romhack for Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones, the 8th entry in the FE series. He also began LPing his own romhack in the LP subforum. Although his posts were all boring and he never picked up on the fact that the praise he was getting in his Imp Zone thread was ironic, many onlookers found his earnestness about his romhack and his quest for LP superstardom to be oddly endearing.

On January 26, 2016, Matthewtheman shared the news that his hard drive stopped working, losing him all of his save files and forcing an end to his LP. When Imp Zone posters asked him what other games he was considering playing, he revealed that he was considering LPing "Gender Bender DNA Twister Extreme", where male scientists become women after inhaling gender swap gas in an experiment gone wrong, and DIDnapper, a game about kidnapping girls. He went on to post about his fetishes for yuri, bondage and bare midriffs, all in the same very boring and earnest tone he posted about his romhack, which got him banned. To this day, "reverse romhack" and "bare midriffs" remain punchlines among goons in the gaming subforums.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749611 Here is his Imp Zone thread; skip ahead to page 4 to see him outing himself.

I forget what the deal was with the "Pokemon with quadriplegic women" game was but I think the gist of it is enough.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 17:11

lobster shirt: Jun 14, 2021

Dareon posted:

On the "most horrible atrocity" front, yeah, once you add in genitalia things can start leaning way more heavily towards "call the cops."

The most hosed-up thing I'm willing to tell you about was tranquilizing a wandering thrumbo, removing its massive dragon dick, and grafting it to one of my female colonists. She had a minor mood debuff until she used it on her husband a few times. Another penis recipient seemed to be stuck on "Ahhh! I'm a monster!" but too bad, lady, in this colony everyone makes huge cums.

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but it looks like he has already been killed for, uh, this

Dareon posted:

When I started my alt, I literally clutched my head and went "oh gently caress, I forgot about ARR Alphinaud."

He gets better, but he's still a 17-year-old MIT grad who thinks he can solve the world's problems with the power of friendship.

He's right more often than he's wrong, but mostly because he has a large stick (i.e. you) by his side to back up the friendship with the power of incredible violence.

I leave what other large sticks Alphinaud may have as an exercise for the reader.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

# ? Feb 22, 2024 17:11

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

There's one of the family's lieutenants. They call him Jimmy Big Dicks. gently caress with him, and you wake up with a huge dick.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 17:12

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

lobster shirt posted:

but it looks like he has already been killed for, uh, this

hahaha gross

# ? Feb 22, 2024 17:15

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Pokemon amputee romhack guy was different, his entire account was posting in the LP forums asking people to LP the game and then suggesting he might do it.

# ? Feb 22, 2024 17:21

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

pentyne posted:

Pokemon amputee romhack guy was different, his entire account was posting in the LP forums asking people to LP the game and then suggesting he might do it.

Oh I thought it was this: