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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



'll gladly toop u tuesday for a trbn today

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Bad news, I read the Bible and it looks like this God character is a chud

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.
Whew, glad he's on our side

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Bad news, I read the Bible and it looks like this God character is a chud

what's his email address i know a guy with some legal problems

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Bad news, I read the Bible and it looks like this God character is a chud

read a different book

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
good news, god does not exist, like consequences for trumo

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

kaleedity posted:

'll gladly toop u tuesday for a trbn today

Do not toop. Do not toop.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1760744512174084506

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Bad news, I read the Bible and it looks like this God character is a chud

He seems pretty understandable to me.

Deuteronomy 23:9-14:

quote:

9 When you are encamped against your enemies, keep away from everything impure. 10 If one of your men is unclean because of a nocturnal emission, he is to go outside the camp and stay there. 11 But as evening approaches he is to wash himself, and at sunset he may return to the camp.

12 Designate a place outside the camp where you can go to relieve yourself. 13 As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement. 14 For the Lord your God moves about in your camp to protect you and to deliver your enemies to you. Your camp must be holy, so that he will not see among you anything indecent and turn away from you.

I wouldn't want to hang out around that stuff, either.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Exiled for busting a nut. Brutal

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

holtemon posted:

I watched the movie and listened to the best podcast ever about it (372 Pages We'll Never Get Back) and that was enough for me lol

even though i couldn't make it thru the movie i did listen to the podcast for educational purposes and still barely remember anything about the plot, thankfully

the book they are doing now is an all timer the description "a small woman of a waitress" is still rattling around in by brain making me lol

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

i love how the go-to response now for everyone if something bad happens in plain view is to just declare the exact opposite is happening

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

they won’t pan the cameras, folks

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Bad news, I read the Bible and it looks like this God character is a chud

his son is a long haired sandal wearing hippy type

many sides

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Fuckt Tupp posted:

his son is a long haired sandal wearing hippy type

many sides

his killed because someone snitched

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



RED WAVE 2024!

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




the milk machine posted:

i freed bom biden from x the everything app

https://i.imgur.com/yM9vrg5.mp4

DEAD OR ALIVE YOU'RE VOTING FOR ME

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Mustached Demon posted:

his killed because someone snitched

it was part of the plan all along, Jesus was not owned!
dance puppets.
:smug:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

UFOTacoMan posted:

it was part of the plan all along, Jesus was not owned!
dance puppets.
:smug:

yeah? Where is he now? Heaven? That place sucks it's full of christians

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKzHXelQi_A

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

mags posted:

a rich guy got fined for lying the Mattering is here

its certainly a start

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TROOF

They could get a far more talented person, who would also get better Ratings, for 5% of what they are paying this Loser!

quote:

Jimmy Kimmel hints at retiring from talk show: 'I think this is my final contract'

Jimmy Kimmel hinted that he might be ready to retire from hosting his talk show "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" at the end of his current contract.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


took today off and mostly I've just sat around posting, which is what I do when I don't take the day off

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

https://x.com/theonion/status/1760745035996303629?s=46

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Bethamphetamine posted:

TROOF

They could get a far more talented person, who would also get better Ratings, for 5% of what they are paying this Loser!

and that person is dinald j trumo

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Durf posted:

DEAD OR ALIVE YOU'RE VOTING FOR ME



robo wants an oreo

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

did harlan crow donate a piece of his collection to kyle riddenhouse?

gregday
May 23, 2003

capitalizing Loser lmao

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

William Bear posted:

He seems pretty understandable to me.

Deuteronomy 23:9-14:

I wouldn't want to hang out around that stuff, either.

god's a proponent of leave no trace principles, good to know

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
the Losers and Haters who can't help being born hosed Up

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Fuckt Tupp posted:

the Losers and Haters who can't help being born hosed Up

monitor

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

Durf posted:

DEAD OR ALIVE YOU'RE VOTING FOR ME



lmao

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004


lol

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

do u think before God said so people were.just emitting wherever they pleased

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
https://twitter.com/avid_original/status/1760408475715199050?s=46&t=A16sW12emsJJxXTfyV0WUA

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1760699941242990693

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

also thinking of when God sent two of his superweapons (angels) to a city knowing the townspeople would try to rape them

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
That can’t be real

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


that's funny but it's fake so it's not funny

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Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

titty_baby_ posted:

also thinking of when God sent two of his superweapons (angels) to a city knowing the townspeople would try to rape them

trap sprung, motherfuckers

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