No Butt Stuff posted:

Just show them how ChatGPT is currently acting.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Wow i don’t want lunch anymore. That’s so.. so so so disgusting. How do you stick with someone who uses their body fluid in a loving pastry

a sexual elk posted:

Showed it to my wife and she said it’s a satire TikTok luckily

Amy Pole Her posted:

Wow i don’t want lunch anymore. That’s so.. so so so disgusting. How do you stick with someone who uses their body fluid in a loving pastry

swickles posted:

There is a brewery that made a beer from the yeast in some of the brewers beards.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

a sexual elk posted:

Showed it to my wife and she said it’s a satire TikTok luckily

Amy Pole Her posted:

Wow i don’t want lunch anymore. That’s so.. so so so disgusting. How do you stick with someone who uses their body fluid in a loving pastry

quote:

Talon Vance, 13, lived in an apartment complex in suburban Colorado Springs with his mom and Aunt. Other relatives lived nearby. Typically, he spent much of the week with his father, half brother, half sister, and grandparents, all of whom lived together not far away in a different town. All of that would change in August 2022: Talon’s mother, Rebecca Vance, had hatched a plan to disappear from Colorado Springs and go permanently off-grid.

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Months after she went off-grid, a man who’d been in touch with her before she left contacted authorities. He said that he’d been texting with Rebecca, hoping to renew an old acquaintance; he’d proposed that they take a walk. She responded that she wasn’t interested, that she’d soon be leaving Colorado Springs. In closing she added, “I know I probably sound like a ‘conspiracy theorist,’ but there are insane plots to take away our soul and humanity … if you’ve never heard about the Great Reset, WEF, 4th Industrial Revolution, then please look up Yuval Noah Harari, Klaus Schwab, and their agenda.”

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The Gold Creek campground sits at an elevation of 10,000 feet in a valley known for heavy snow. It is an entry point to a wilderness area called Fossil Ridge that features lakes, granite peaks, and plentiful moose and mule deer, elk, and bears. The campground is open from May to September; six campsites ring a small circular drive. Visitors tend to be summer hikers and backpackers, until the weather gets cold. Then the hunters pass through—bowhunters, muzzle loaders, rifle shooters—into November. Snow usually starts to accumulate in October. Cell service is nonexistent.

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The dwelling they set up would later be described by investigators as an “eighty-dollar Walmart tent.” Their sleeping bags were warm but not warm enough for winter. Other equipment and supplies reflected a lack of familiarity with wilderness life. They had no firearms or big knives. They had a fishing rod, and while the lakes in the wilderness area are stocked with trout, they’re frozen and inaccessible in winter. To purify water they had LifeStraws, useful for hiking but not intended for long-term cold-weather camping. (Freezing temperatures can wreak havoc on personal water filters.)

Trevala would later show me a bundle of perhaps 50 seed packets, returned to her by officials almost a year later: kale, cilantro, carrots, peppers. Those plants are not impossible to grow in that environment, but to succeed you’d need to start early in the season, with a well-prepared bed, probably in some kind of temporary greenhouse to protect against storms and cold snaps. It appears that the trio mostly ate prepared food. Trash found at the campsite the following summer included cans and wrappers for ramen noodles, Campbell’s soup, fruit juice, Vienna sausages, candy bars, and Tuna Creations.

The group built a lean-to some 30 or 40 yards from the tent, cutting logs not with a timber saw but something closer to a hacksaw. The lean-to was maybe four feet tall and had a roof made of branches; it faced a hole dug into the hillside for storage. A tarp was probably draped across the space between the two spots, offering some shelter.

Ornery and Hornery posted:

Need some palate cleansing animal pics, stat!!!

Forrest on Fire posted:

Usually it's just TMI medical stuff, animal pics, and recipes.

Timby posted:

You forgot divorces.

Joey Freshwater posted:

Anyone watched any of the new Avatar yet? I’m scared to start it


e: the new live action series I mean. Not the blue cats

BlindSite posted:

My stupid brain woke me up at 3am and I'm already sleepy. It's not even 8am. gently caress you brain.

Timby posted:

You forgot divorces.

Docjowles posted:

drat that sucks. Also any time there is a story about someone being a loving idiot in CO there's like an 80% chance they're in Colorado Springs. A perfect singularity of conservative libertarian morons. This is the city that voted to eliminate basically all public services at one point and then acted surprised when it actually sucked that nobody was maintaining the parks or collecting trash or powering street lights lmao

quote:

Tim Burke, a freelance journalist and media consultant, has been charged with 14 federal crimes, including conspiracy. Burke was arrested this morning, according to the Tampa Bay Times.

Rolling Stone obtained a copy of the indictment, which accuses Burke of playing “multiple roles in the conspiracy, including utilizing compromised credentials to gain unauthorized access to protected computers, scouring those protected computers for electronic items and information, obtaining and stealing electronic items and information deemed desirable, organizing and exploiting some of those electronic items and information, and intercepting and disclosing contents of wire, oral and/or electronic video communications.”

Docjowles posted:

drat that sucks. Also any time there is a story about someone being a loving idiot in CO there's like an 80% chance they're in Colorado Springs. A perfect singularity of conservative libertarian morons. This is the city that voted to eliminate basically all public services at one point and then acted surprised when it actually sucked that nobody was maintaining the parks or collecting trash or powering street lights lmao

seiferguy posted:

I've been to CO Springs twice, and it's absolutely beautiful. Just a shame it's run by idiots (and if I'm not mistaken, there's a major culty religion that heavily influences stuff, alongside the air force base). Its sprawl is pretty bad, and you have to go to Manitou to by weed since CO Springs won't let weed stores in city limits lmao

Still, I'd go back.

Abugadu posted:

Yeah, my iOS shortcut for posting pics isn't working anymore, and I'm not technically literate enough to do a workaround.

Abugadu posted:

I get a fail on the upload part of the equation, unfortunately

Intruder posted:

doggo #2 finally let me take her picture without turning away

Quiet Feet posted:

She don't seem too happy about it tho

Intruder posted:

https://twitter.com/bread_posting/status/1760203481300996387

you've gotta be loving kidding me