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CaptainBeefart posted:🙅
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Feb 23, 2024 00:28
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LanceHunter posted:Patreon Update! The dark backward is so, so bad. My friend and I went to a weird and video store one time and the clerk recommended it to us. We rented it and were very disappointed
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Feb 23, 2024 00:32
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CaptainBeefart posted:🙅 Ex-Jakk
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Feb 23, 2024 00:32
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Vim Fuego posted:The dark backward is so, so bad. My friend and I went to a weird and video store one time and the clerk recommended it to us. We rented it and were very disappointed from wikipedia: Peter Travers of Rolling Stone commented, "Adam Rifkin wrote the script for this comedy six years ago when he was nineteen. The result would be more excusable if he had written it nineteen years ago when he was six." good burn
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Feb 23, 2024 00:34
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I think someone once mentioned that Zaslav looked like that one Cenobite with the tiny glasses and now I can't unsee it ever. Relevant to this thread I guess?
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Feb 23, 2024 02:11
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Nothing has brought the thread together like XJAKK banishment. XJAKK had to die for our sins. XJASUSS
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Feb 23, 2024 02:19
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jeeves posted:I think someone once mentioned that Zaslav looked like that one Cenobite with the tiny glasses and now I can't unsee it ever. all of the hellraiser movies are better than any marvel movie
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Feb 23, 2024 02:20
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fingers crossed for the wheel to strike gold again, theres still undocumented weirdness out there on glorious vhs
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Feb 23, 2024 02:35
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dreezy posted:fingers crossed for the wheel to strike gold again, theres still undocumented weirdness out there on glorious vhs They need to get Patton back one more time while he’s still moderately amusing
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Feb 23, 2024 02:37
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Endless Trash posted:I think 99.9% of us are here today because in the mid 2000s a man named Mike Stoklasa made YouTube videos where he criticized movies in a creepy voice in a weird murder dungeon
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Feb 23, 2024 02:47
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Lotta people ITT just openly JAKKing off
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Feb 23, 2024 03:01
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Just record xjakk videos to an old vhs and send them in for botw
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Feb 23, 2024 03:17
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Tunicate posted:Just record xjakk videos to an old vhs and send them in for botw they couldnt destroy that tape fast enough. thats an immediate rich stomper before they could even vote for botw
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Feb 23, 2024 03:24
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Black spine episode but all the black spines are xjakk videos
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Feb 23, 2024 03:42
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Endless Trash posted:They need to get Patton back one more time while he’s still moderately amusing Don't the famous people they invite on almost always get outed as sexperverts later?
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Feb 23, 2024 03:49
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Outpost22 posted:Don't the famous people they invite on almost always get outed as sexperverts later? hey! not even half of the famous people on the shows have been outed (yet) as sex weirdos/abusers and that is pretty good for hollywood.
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Feb 23, 2024 03:53
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Len Kabasinski is not a sex pervert. He is a pure soul who loves kicking rear end and big titted pornstars, a real man of the people.
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Feb 23, 2024 03:55
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It's a real mixed bag that some of the purest Rich Evans content was birthed by Max Landis.
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Feb 23, 2024 04:07
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Mistakes into miracles.
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Feb 23, 2024 04:12
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I remember that video of the dude dancing with the Wii motes but I thought it was from one of the RLM videogame reviews with the glasses guy.
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Feb 23, 2024 04:22
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Khanstant posted:I remember that video of the dude dancing with the Wii motes but I thought it was from one of the RLM videogame reviews with the glasses guy. could have been on the unreleased episode of pre rec with harvey weinstein
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Feb 23, 2024 04:26
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Hackers film 1995 posted:hey! not even half of the famous people on the shows have been outed (yet) as sex weirdos/abusers and that is pretty good for hollywood. Only two. Max Landis and Rich Evans
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Feb 23, 2024 04:48
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I never watched an xjakk video but I kinda liked scrolling past them. He was like that uncle you see at family gatherings but never talk to; only when he’s beaten to death in a pool hall bathroom after a drug deal goes sideways do you realize just how much his unseemly presence/odor signified “home”.
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Feb 23, 2024 04:59
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https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/22e43b4e-cfe4-483c-9407-878858eba6bf
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Feb 23, 2024 05:04
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stop trying to project things like shame and self-awareness onto x****k. he leaves twice a year to do ayahuasca in trailer in new mexico. he doesn't feel bad people pointed out he's a relentlessly self-promotional artless cretin. if that were the case, he would've been out of here years ago. i guarantee he'll be back to make more videos you won't watch and comment on the nipples of disney channel actresses, and you'll all be able to pretend this is somehow good for the thread
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Feb 23, 2024 05:32
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:stop trying to project things like shame and self-awareness onto x****k. he leaves twice a year to do ayahuasca in trailer in new mexico. he doesn't feel bad people pointed out he's a relentlessly self-promotional artless cretin. if that were the case, he would've been out of here years ago. i guarantee he'll be back to make more videos you won't watch and comment on the nipples of disney channel actresses, and you'll all be able to pretend this is somehow good for the thread he should be killed
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Feb 23, 2024 05:39
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xjakk haters are just sad
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kdrudy posted:xjakk haters are just sad who the gently caress is this!?
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Feb 23, 2024 06:03
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josh brolin puts the art in legacy artist
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Feb 23, 2024 06:06
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new it is a show episode drops tonight!
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:stop trying to project things like shame and self-awareness onto x****k. he leaves twice a year to do ayahuasca in trailer in new mexico. he doesn't feel bad people pointed out he's a relentlessly self-promotional artless cretin. if that were the case, he would've been out of here years ago. i guarantee he'll be back to make more videos you won't watch and comment on the nipples of disney channel actresses, and you'll all be able to pretend this is somehow good for the thread it's not bad for the thread
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josh b rollin'
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Lol
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mysterious frankie posted:I never watched an xjakk video but I kinda liked scrolling past them. He was like that uncle you see at family gatherings but never talk to; only when he’s beaten to death in a pool hall bathroom after a drug deal goes sideways do you realize just how much his unseemly presence/odor signified “home”. lol I agree wholeheartedly with this post. He added ambiance, flavour if you will. I had an uncle almost exactly like that always a bit sketchy but really he was just quietly enjoying being around family RIP uncle Don
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Feb 23, 2024 07:58
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:stop trying to project things like shame and self-awareness onto x****k. he leaves twice a year to do ayahuasca in trailer in new mexico. he doesn't feel bad people pointed out he's a relentlessly self-promotional artless cretin. if that were the case, he would've been out of here years ago. i guarantee he'll be back to make more videos you won't watch and comment on the nipples of disney channel actresses, and you'll all be able to pretend this is somehow good for the thread
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Feb 23, 2024 10:04
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Yeah right. I watched Willy Wonka 3 on some kind of camrip with Maylasian gambling ads occasionally interjected or watermarked on screen and it didn't have the last half hour or so. It was great, reminded me of watching that Episode 7 in a Mexican camrip with a rowdy crowd. These days they don't last long. Camrips get replaced with proper tips sometimes before release, kind of a bummer. Watching Dune p2 on a camrip.
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Feb 23, 2024 10:30
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CaptainBeefart posted:🙅 I genuinely like his content. RLM thread and all that, but I truly wouldn't have known it existed without him posting it here. He's a funny guy! Funny guys are good to have!
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priznat posted:lol I agree wholeheartedly with this post. He added ambiance, flavour if you will. Pouring one out for my own Uncle Bruce. He’s living in his car in heaven now. I’m watching the finale of True Detective season four tonight and, unless I see xjakk in here again, happily showcasing his newest video about Gravedale High, or whatever stupid bullshit he decides to peddle next, I will not be sharing my opinion. I was probably going to mention something about how Alaska seems hard to live in, so that’s just a taste of the deep insights this thread will be missing out on if mods don’t do the needful.
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