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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
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Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Ideal for WFH!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
That's pretty much my ideal home tbh

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

To be fair every picture I've seen of cpac this year has been similarly empty. Guessing they're mostly in jail on J6 charges.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
I've always wanted to start my own business

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I can handle eyeless royals watching you poo poo but I don't think I could deal with the shadowy form of thatcher lurking in the back of my stripper room at 3am when I'm raiding the fridge for cheese.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

To the surprise of nobody:
https://twitter.com/artoflabour/status/1760940281585680849

e: They aren't going to blow up the bomb in place anymore if the defusing goes to plan :toot: https://twitter.com/plymhighways/status/1760981900754399662

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 12:29 on Feb 23, 2024

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Imagine being the poor gently caress who has to transport that. Driving at 10mph max and praying some twat in a ricer doesn't collide and send you, them, and the whole neighborhood to Gehenna.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

fuctifino posted:

:lol: and :lmao:
https://twitter.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1760973015100346681

I bet Keith will take him up on the offer too

Lol, he tried this on extensively with Boris and got told to go gently caress himself.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I would assume that it would be escorted.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

This is Britain in 2024. The escort will be two horses in funeral regalia.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Tesseraction posted:

Imagine being the poor gently caress who has to transport that. Driving at 10mph max and praying some twat in a ricer doesn't collide and send you, them, and the whole neighborhood to Gehenna.
They are keeping a 300m exclusion zone for the entire trip


e: vvv lmao, you saw it too?

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Feb 23, 2024

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If they'd tried a bit harder the exclusion zone could have been a cock and balls

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Very low effort cock drawing the balls are barely recognisable and the tip is bent.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

drat u owl

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Great minds!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Warning: Unexploded Dong :dong:

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Tesseraction posted:

Imagine being the poor gently caress who has to transport that. Driving at 10mph max and praying some twat in a ricer doesn't collide and send you, them, and the whole neighborhood to Gehenna.

What is a ricer?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

A real labour government would be willing to make the hard choices to risk more lives for a cock and balls.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Tesseraction posted:

some twat in a ricer

hmm not a fan of this

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

NotJustANumber99 posted:

What is a ricer?

Issa souped up Fiesta inna Lahndahn accent.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Yeah despite car culture trying to walk it back with a clever backronym (Racing Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements) the roots of the term are racist as gently caress.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
How the world would handle the bomb:




How the UK handles it:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

History Comes Inside! posted:

Yeah despite car culture trying to walk it back with a clever backronym (Racing Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements) the roots of the term are racist as gently caress.
I would have simply said it was named after the potato device due to what happens to the occupants when you crash one.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

fuctifino posted:

They are keeping a 300m exclusion zone for the entire trip


e: vvv lmao, you saw it too?

Blast Corps 2024 remake looking pretty good.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

dog phrenology

Mods, I beg you

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




OwlFancier posted:

I would assume that it would be escorted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPoqpHzdLHM

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

OwlFancier posted:

I would assume that it would be escorted.

No, they meant they would move the bomb in a Ford Escort.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Well that's still an improvement on what Boris would do; call up an escort from a card in a phonebox and attempt to tell them to deal with it.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Sad for Keyham that it's such a nothing place that I can't be bothered to make a "if the bomb goes off it could cause millions of pounds of improvements" gag

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

History Comes Inside! posted:

Yeah despite car culture trying to walk it back with a clever backronym (Racing Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements) the roots of the term are racist as gently caress.

ah

I thought it was from the kitchen utensil

of course it's from racism instead

What's a better term for that kind of car?

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

The government used the emergency warning system in Plymouth, freaking out a lot of my friends who are nowhere near the exclusion zone. lol

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Tesseraction posted:

ah

I thought it was from the kitchen utensil

of course it's from racism instead

What's a better term for that kind of car?

Can't even call them boy racers these days, worlds gone mad

:rice:

e: oh lol even the smiley has it

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

What's a better term for that kind of car?
There's also the old casual names from NASCAR back in the, oh.. oh no.

All the casual names for 'souped up loud car with nonsense additional features' seem to get either racist or regionalist or at the least classist.

I'd just stick with race car, because people are either doing racing in it or racism about it.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Wait there's a bomb?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

JC look out!!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

There's also the old casual names from NASCAR back in the, oh.. oh no.

All the casual names for 'souped up loud car with nonsense additional features' seem to get either racist or regionalist or at the least classist.

I'd just stick with race car, because people are either doing racing in it or racism about it.

Wankerwagon it is. TY all for letting me know that yet another word is racist so I can drop it from my vocab. *throws tiny white hood in bin*

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Tesseraction posted:

JC look out!!

God I'm so glad someone else's mind went here because when I posted, that's exactly what came to mind.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/gordons_news/status/1761016378985754730
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1761016740966748243

In more explosive news, my legal drug delivery mule (DPD) just delivered this lovely new weed. It's a cross between Wedding Cake and Triangle Kush and stunk the flat out as soon as I opened the bag. It's very nice and very strong. It feels wrong that something so nice should be this legal... but here I am... :toot: :420:

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Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Ms Adequate posted:

God I'm so glad someone else's mind went here because when I posted, that's exactly what came to mind.

And the cycle continues anew: every time you mention Deus Ex, someone reinstalls it.

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