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Radio Paranoia posted:Call that a Porno Americano. I only view porn that is........... out of this world https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyJSZ0u24gc
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Being really into kink sounds exhausting as hell, tbqh. Way too much effort to just crank your hog at the end of all that imo
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 07:14 |
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https://i.imgur.com/aCVhqOT.mp4
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 12:57 |
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I don't thing we've yet had a video log of a stuck caver gradually realizing this is it. Just a matter of time though.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 13:17 |
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too cursed
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 13:17 |
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The first step of spelunking is bulking and gluttonizing and feasting yourself to elephantine proportions, so when you get stuck you can easily piss and poo poo and fart and barf and otherwise safely deflate yourself out the sticky situation. E: shidded and farded and camed my cave
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 13:43 |
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I saw a caver video where they explained that if you can get in forwards, you can get out backwards. I try to think about that whenever I see NOPE stuff like this. Anyway, here's the full video from the clip. No one dies, but he admits he got himself into a bad situation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-XA2BRLgg
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 14:28 |
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axolotl farmer posted:I saw a caver video where they explained that if you can get in forwards, you can get out backwards. I try to think about that whenever I see NOPE stuff like this. It is technically true, but also there are plenty of cavers who couldn't, in fact, get out backwards. It's just you only hear from the ones who could.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 14:44 |
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In fact, most dead ends in most cave systems are in fact jam packed chock full of dead cavers who couldn't get out backwards. That's why they're called "dead ends"
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 15:48 |
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hey now, respect their memories. they wouldn't want to end up the butt of a joke
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 15:54 |
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I would actually rather die than crawl through a space like that. I don't care if a monster or murderer is chasing me, if that was my only route I'd just simply die.
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Grey Cat posted:I would actually rather die than crawl through a space like that. That would make an awesome horror movie scene. Escape the were-cougar by crawling through a tight, wet cave, but it comes in too, and you gotta go forward or get mauled. Hopefully it will get stuck before you do!
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Mindless posted:That would make an awesome horror movie scene. Escape the were-cougar by crawling through a tight, wet cave, but it comes in too, and you gotta go forward or get mauled. Hopefully it will get stuck before you do! That’s why the spookiest horror monster is any exceptionally motivated octopus
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:13 |
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Caver is short for cadaver.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:18 |
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Kit Walker posted:exceptionally motivated octopus Mods name change pls
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:42 |
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axolotl farmer posted:I saw a caver video where they explained that if you can get in forwards, you can get out backwards. I try to think about that whenever I see NOPE stuff like this. This doesn't work if the cave is winding downwards and you get wedged by gravity and can't push or pull yourself back up. Even worse if you went head first as blood starts to pack in your head till you lose consciousness. The biggest thing I worry about videos like that there is that what if the water suddenly starts rising and you panic and can't back out quickly enough.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:46 |
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If it's legitimate spelunking, nature has a way to get you out
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:50 |
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axolotl farmer posted:I saw a caver video where they explained that if you can get in forwards, you can get out backwards. I try to think about that whenever I see NOPE stuff like this. Y'know, I can watch The Decent and play Sons of the Forest without wigging out but videos like this are the only things to make my brain go in to full freakout mode. This is literally hell to me. I would just shove my head in the water and die.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:50 |
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Nenonen posted:This doesn't work if the cave is winding downwards and you get wedged by gravity and can't push or pull yourself back up. Even worse if you went head first as blood starts to pack in your head till you lose consciousness. Just toss some seltzers ahead of you and the co2 pressure buildup will spit you out.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 16:53 |
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I don't like being underground period, but I also lived in the bay area during Loma Prieta. I loving hate driving on any sort of double-decker bridge as well.
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Vampire Panties posted:I don't like being underground period, but I also lived in the bay area during Loma Prieta. I loving hate driving on any sort of double-decker bridge as well. I remember seeing pictures of that big earthquake back in the 90s (89, I guess) and the collapsed double decker highway is burned in my memory. Edmund Sparkler fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Feb 23, 2024 |
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Nenonen posted:This doesn't work if the cave is winding downwards and you get wedged by gravity and can't push or pull yourself back up. Even worse if you went head first as blood starts to pack in your head till you lose consciousness.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 18:24 |
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Murdstone posted:The Nutty Putty Incident is one of the worst things I’ve ever read about. Among like a million other terrible things about the story, I can’t imagine a more humiliating death than forever being known as the Nutty Putty guy
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 18:33 |
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Kit Walker posted:Among like a million other terrible things about the story, I can’t imagine a more humiliating death than forever being known as the Nutty Putty guy cant be humiliated if youre dead
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 18:42 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Caver is short for cadaver. I literally read caver as cadaver and it did not help
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 18:47 |
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staberind posted:When people read "the amaerican version of ...." do people contine to read after that or... what? Yeah because we aren't that far up our own asses. Kinda like an American would be
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 18:56 |
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My Spirit Otter posted:cant be humiliated if youre dead Or so I pray
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 19:09 |
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My Spirit Otter posted:cant be humiliated if youre dead The endless cycle of samsara would beg to differ. I'm still cringing about deaths I had thousands of years ago.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 19:18 |
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I think we can all relate to just wanting to crawl into a hole and die, but that's what therapy is for. That Nutty Putty story is loving aggravating. "Well, haven't gone caving since I was a kid. Lemme just go ahead and dive headfirst (literally) back into some poo poo a couple days before Thanksgiving and with a pregnant wife at home!"
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 19:22 |
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My Spirit Otter posted:cant be humiliated if youre dead If that's true, then why do I have a dead man's switch wired to delete my personal data?
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 19:28 |
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Nenonen posted:The biggest thing I worry about videos like that there is that what if the water suddenly starts rising and you panic and can't back out quickly enough. Rising water won't be a problem because it's actually a pool of mercury.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 20:07 |
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Jamesman posted:I think we can all relate to just wanting to crawl into a hole and die, but that's what therapy is for. dudes rock
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 20:09 |
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TrashMammal posted:dudes rock Actually I think the ending was more like Dude's cement.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 20:11 |
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(unless it wraps around to being #blessed by giving me a solid laugh)
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 21:05 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:
It was honestly not a bad game, just not up to God of War, of who's hype it was trying to capitalize on. Some of the monsters and level design was pretty cool.
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 21:33 |
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My Spirit Otter posted:cant be humiliated if youre dead
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Captain Hygiene posted:
I never played God of War, so I thought it was ok. The real curse was EA's hosed up marketing for it. And also how much heat Satan's packing No ring, either. I liked the last fight because it was strangely fair considering who you're fighting. Satan has all the moves you do, and will absolutely counter your spam bullshit moves with his own. Just don't get too distracted by swinging meat...
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# ? Feb 23, 2024 23:19 |
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Lol, wow. I guess I just assumed that game would be too spicy for youtube.
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My Spirit Otter posted:cant be humiliated if youre dead Tell that to David Carradine
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