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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Sent these to my friend.


This is the one that got him.

He put his boy down yesterday.

ToxicFrog posted:

I wasn't the one who asked for them, but I recently lost a cat, so thank you for all the cat comics.

:sympathy:

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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Batman: Gotham Nights #7 (2020)

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


That's gotta be an edit. Batman does not say awesome.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Probably. But I can buy Batman sticking up for all costume wearing weirdos out there even if they're weird

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


That cartoon movie Merry Little Batman had a Batman who said “DUDE!” so anything is possible.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
It's not an edit.

The watchman is the real Killer Moth, who put his costume on a dead guy, so he could fake his dead and retire. Batman has figured it out and is playing to his ego.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

"Whoops you all died! Now I don't have anyone who can share this delicious Hostess(r) Fruit Snack!"

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


It's fine until it literally hits the last kid in the throat. I don't know what the gently caress Green arrow was thinking there besides "I'm gonna plausible deniability kill a black kid!"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I... I think it's clearly only one of them that'll die (of that arrow).

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010
It's Green Arrow, he has a trick anti-gravity arrow that arcs upwards after firing

(no, seriously Ollie, why the hell did you put the tallest kid at the back of the line?)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Probably an explosive arrow.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Dip poo poo had vegan food homing missiles

Electric_Mud
May 31, 2011

>10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10
Obviously the arrow will slip on the banana at the perfect angle to hit the cantaloupe(?) because banana's are slippery.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I... I think it's clearly only one of them that'll die (of that arrow).

Yes, the Super-kid because Ollie's "green" is Kryptonite.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice





Superman #39 (1946)

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

SimonChris posted:


Batman: Gotham Nights #7 (2020)

Squatting down next to a dead shot guy while wearing a cape seems a good way to get a lot of blood on your cape.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Batman's cape is blood repellant. It's why Dick went to Bludhaven to get away from him.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

Elissimpark posted:

Squatting down next to a dead shot guy while wearing a cape seems a good way to get a lot of blood on your cape.

There is no blood spatter because the guy was already dead on the ground when he was shot.

Anyway, one more from the same issue, which rules:


Batman: Gotham Nights #7 (2020)

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

Elissimpark posted:

Squatting down next to a dead shot guy while wearing a cape seems a good way to get a lot of blood on your cape.

That's Killer Moth, Deadshot is a different guy.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Floyd absolutely knows how to shoot a guy without leaving bloodstains.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
My God.
Bears.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Is a mothbear a thing? Sounds like something to fight in D&D.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Elfface posted:

Is a mothbear a thing? Sounds like something to fight in D&D.

You're thinking of batbears.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Apparently a flyfishing and flyfishing accessory company.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

SimonChris posted:

There is no blood spatter because the guy was already dead on the ground when he was shot.

I figured that might be the case. I just had a mental image of the "world's greatest detective" getting blood everywhere, knocking over lamps and generally getting in the way because he insists on wearing a huge billowing bat cape.

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003


Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Day of Judgment #4 (1999)

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Never not cast FIST.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

That final panel is exceptionally Hellboy and I am here for it.

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Public Domain Mickey, your roast is at hand!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
savage dragon is so dang weird

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

It's quite good.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Plastic Man #63 (1956)
Looks like some last-minute dialogue changes took place.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Darthemed posted:


Plastic Man #63 (1956)
Looks like some last-minute dialogue changes took place.

Narrator: There was no net

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Mandrake the Magician (orig. 2006)

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



"What's that commotion coming up the elevator shaft??"

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

Darthemed posted:


Plastic Man #63 (1956)
Looks like some last-minute dialogue changes took place.

A few years ago I posted this one, which comes from the same issue:



Obviously Woozy drank the villain, but they changed the dialogue so kids wouldn't become cannibals.

Gummy Joe
Aug 16, 2007


Well, I wouldn't have Ol' Chomper here, that's for sure!

Heavy Metal posted:

Public Domain Mickey, your roast is at hand!



Public Domain Mickey, your roast is n-OH WHAT THE HELL?





(Savage Dragon #271268)

Gummy Joe fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Feb 24, 2024

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I'm just going to assume that Mickey is brown bagging a forty even though the art doesn't quite fit.

Edit: Also, if I was DC I'd do a month of Mickey one shots just to take the piss out of Disney.

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