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Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

Two Kings posted:

I think he got killed in the Dot com crash in the early 2000s as well. Thank goodness he had the Jokemaster Junior to keep him afloat.

He played the Stuttering John IPO game a little too long and in the words of the great Sal Governale he "lost a bunch of money on margin and is now negative equity"
I have a memory of a wrap up show from like 2007 where Gary starts discussing how much money he and Jackie and a few other back office people use to invest with Johns shady IPO deals and Gary was pretty proud of the fact he got out of everything before Jackie and John and that allowed him to buy his house in Connecticut .

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Man, I was listening to an ETM compilation where this popped up unexpectedly, so I looked up the video, and it made me incredibly happy and sad simultaneously:

https://youtu.be/JoOYbF3D--c?si=14VvZ_rEs58H-Fuo

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

John Cena was on the show Wednesday. He drove from his home in Tampa to be interviewed by Howard in Miami. John basically told Howard he wouldn't have done the interview if it were over Zoom, and that you need to be in the same room with someone to do a good interview. Of course Howard didn't have much of a response. He kind of stammered and said "well thanks for doing the show."

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?
john ce ena

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
Did he reveal whether he’s ever gotten a little mud on the helmet?

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
They made it seem like it was the first time John Cena was in the show even though he did the show before years ago. Eric the Midget called in to ask terrible wrestling questions and John talked about his love of banging fat girls.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Former Human posted:

John Cena was on the show Wednesday. He drove from his home in Tampa to be interviewed by Howard in Miami. John basically told Howard he wouldn't have done the interview if it were over Zoom, and that you need to be in the same room with someone to do a good interview. Of course Howard didn't have much of a response. He kind of stammered and said "well thanks for doing the show."

So how long did the interview actually last?

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

110 minutes

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Two Kings posted:

They made it seem like it was the first time John Cena was in the show even though he did the show before years ago. Eric the Midget called in to ask terrible wrestling questions and John talked about his love of banging fat girls.

Don't forget when he called in to tell the guy who eventually killed himself that he was being savagely gay bashed by WWE because he wasn't talented.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Two Kings posted:

John talked about his love of banging fat girls.

What?

DangerDummy! posted:

Don't forget when he called in to tell the guy who eventually killed himself that he was being savagely gay bashed by WWE because he wasn't talented.

What the what?!

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Kanyon

https://old.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/ps38ga/cena_just_lying_about_kanyon/

I think Ric Flair was in studio? I know Flair said later that he regrets it and "love is love". Cena called in likely at the request of Vince, because these idiots do anything he says in or our of the ring.


If you wonder what Vince it up to lately, I highly encourage you to have a drink be prepared for the search results. Oh and Cena is sticking up for him.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Two Kings posted:

They made it seem like it was the first time John Cena was in the show even though he did the show before years ago. Eric the Midget called in to ask terrible wrestling questions and John talked about his love of banging fat girls.

That was in the "out of his mind back then" years so it does not exist.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Ok. Just wondering as that one post made it sound like he came in, told Howard it was lame to interview on screen and howard was all like "uhhh ok see ya".

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

wesleywillis posted:

Ok. Just wondering as that one post made it sound like he came in, told Howard it was lame to interview on screen and howard was all like "uhhh ok see ya".

It was in person. Howard appears to be willing to interview people in person as long as it is in Miami.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Lifespan posted:

It was in person. Howard appears to be willing to interview people in person as long as it is in Miami.

OOOOOOHHHHHHHH gently caress!!!!!
I'm dumb.

I looked again at the post I originally quoted and it said Cena drove from Tampa (probably coming from the Bubba-gon on Brent's front lawn where his [Brent's] wife gets gangbanged and jackhammered) to Miami, and for *reasons* of me being dumb I thought New York. Because........ I'm dumb. I was like "why the gently caress did he drive to NY to get interviewed in the studio, why didn't he fly"?

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world
For some reason lots of Wrestlers live in Tampa..no clue why. I am sure someone who is more into that then I am could explain it.

Kay-fabe, backside, McGillicutty jones with some cheap heat.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Mr Lance Murdock posted:

For some reason lots of Wrestlers live in Tampa..no clue why. I am sure someone who is more into that then I am could explain it.

Kay-fabe, backside, McGillicutty jones with some cheap heat.

It’s cheap and it’s warm, brother.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
I believe the WWE's training facility is there, or somewhere near. Wresting was (still is) really popular in the South but if my choices were Memphis, Atlanta or Tampa, I'd likely pick Tampa. Plus Florida seems to attract carnies.

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
Athletes and celebrities are probably attracted to Florida in general for taxes reasons.

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

Two Kings posted:

Athletes and celebrities are probably attracted to Florida in general for taxes reasons.

Yeah, I think most pro golfers live there as well.

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001
Tamper

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001
Tampa is a piece of poo poo, it's built on a Miami chassis. Go check out Fort Lauderdale

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Porn is big in Florida. Mega churches are too so really goes back to me saying that Florida is all carnies and grifters.

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

In other show news, Richard Christy is nearly 50 years old and recently started eating his boogers. If you thought he couldn't get grosser, he finds a way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2w-VgppiTc

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I am seriously considering changing my forum name to Slow Creature.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

Zoben posted:

Tampa is a piece of poo poo, it's built on a Miami chassis. Go check out Fort Lauderdale

Especially the Ramrod

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001

Former Human posted:

In other show news, Richard Christy is nearly 50 years old and recently started eating his boogers. If you thought he couldn't get grosser, he finds a way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2w-VgppiTc

This ain't Richard Christy Is Gross Magazine, pal!

Zoben
Oct 3, 2001
Seriously though, I love Richard and think he's great but I'll pass on watching that. Like, scat porn doesn't faze me but snot/boogers/phlegm makes me queasy. Erg.

Also, you can't necessarily help what your pet peeves and sense of humor are; I hate the "write a note" and "what's he saying Robin" catchphrases but I love the dumb Ronbo ones. Especially from the car show, the most boringest show ever *hoot*

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I refuse to believe anything about this is "recent".

Also old-looking Richard is very disturbing.

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer
Richard looks like poo poo from his alcoholism.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

kylej posted:

Richard looks like poo poo from his alcoholism.

Those loving Chiefs need to stop winning

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
Richard might need an intervention. He has a young son. My dad was an alcoholic that didn’t make it past his mid fifties. The statistics don’t look great for old alcoholics. Maybe he can get a liver transplant like Mickey Mantle and John Phillips. Or a partial donation from Sal.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010
“Sal could donate a lobe of his liver to me while I tongue his taint. It’d be faahhhnnyy.”

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
Richard is 8 months older than me but looks about 20 years older. Poor translucent bastard.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

How does he not look in the mirror and not immediately go to AA

Mr Lance Murdock
Feb 29, 2008

Bones heal. Chicks dig scars. And the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world

euphronius posted:

How does he not look in the mirror and not immediately go to AA

For the same reason Wendy looks in the mirror and doesnt think anything is wrong....the mental capacity just isnt there to recognize an unhealthy lifestyle.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Ether Frenzy posted:

Richard is 8 months older than me but looks about 20 years older. Poor translucent bastard.

Didn't realize the guy is almost 50

Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
It's an unfortunate side effect of being born in 1974, I'm afraid.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Richard looks like every single guy I've ever seen from the midwest. He's just missing the trucker hat and goatee which helps hide the bad skin

Maybe is Howard and Robin where actually there, Richard would be lit correctly and I wouldn't have just blinded myself looking at his the light bouncing off his forehead.

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Ether Frenzy
Dec 22, 2006




Nap Ghost
I was just going to write Richard Lewis a note, Robin

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