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tokin opposition posted:I care, I keep a SQL database of every goon and their posting crimes, all computed using state of the art heuristics to produce maximally effective blackmail material to keep from getting owned. updating goons.xls with "tokin opposition keeps a SQL database"
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tokin opposition is afraid of being owned. Why is that?
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Orange Devil posted:tokin opposition is afraid of being owned. as boner confessor they got given a corncob avatar
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blatman posted:the prices at my local grocer are bananas Where do you live? I pay in dollars.
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tokin opposition posted:I care, I keep a SQL database of every goon and their posting crimes, all computed using state of the art heuristics to produce maximally effective blackmail material to keep from getting owned. Luckily all my posting is Good and legal.
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Feb 23, 2024 13:25
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when I post that means it’s not illegal
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blatman posted:the prices at my local grocer are bananas But what do they charge for bananas?
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Ruffian Price posted:updating goons.xls with "tokin opposition keeps a SQL database" efficient modding
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tokin opposition posted:I'm not good at math that's the answer The hungry alligator mouth always wants to eat the bigger number FirstnameLastname posted:the < crocodile eats the bigger number Yeah exactly
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Weatherman posted:as boner confessor they got given a corncob avatar I was never boner confessor, drop your tables
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Orange Devil posted:tokin opposition is afraid of being owned. I'm against verbal slavery op. Too bad you aren't
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Bring back Kukkuravihko. is that similar to this? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/S&H_Green_Stamps
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Illegal in the EU ain't got electronic mail yet over there in europaland (they just adapted movable type)
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(asking, not refusing).
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FirstnameLastname posted:the < crocodile eats the bigger number
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sonatinas posted:is that similar to this? My mother used those when I was a kid (or maybe it was the Piggly Wiggly version, but who cares). She got really upset when she overheard me telling one of my friends about her food stamps.
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Feb 24, 2024 06:18
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I was broke and living in Vancouver and stole poo poo loads of stuff from self checkout and never commented on people obviously stealing poo poo from stores I worked at. I also never upsold anything and spent a good hour and a half in the toilet every shift cause gently caress your $11 an hour job.
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Feb 24, 2024 15:44
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GotLag posted:When I worked checkout I was supposed to ask every customer who didn't use our rewards card if they wanted to sign up for one. But if they wanted it they'd already have it, and if they didn't want it they'd get annoyed, so I literally never asked. these days if you just say "no" when they ask if you have a loyalty card they just say "okay" because the implication is that you also do not want one.
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:these days if you just say "no" when they ask if you have a loyalty card they just say "okay" because the implication is that you also do not want one. I like when I say I don’t have my card and the lady at the register uses hers. she must have so many free gas points
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my grocery has a regular cheese case in the back but in the front they stock Fancy Cheeses and every time I deign to buy some brie they ask me to join their Cheese Buyers Club. no thank you. fuckin freaks.
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i am harry posted:I like when I say I don’t have my card and the lady at the register uses hers. she must have so many free gas points i am now suspicious of any interaction with retail employees you self-report
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ya really stepped in it this time. can't just go around talking about interactions you've had with capitalism that sucked rear end without prostrating yourself before cspam.
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It's their policy. That means it's nobody's fault. Nobody within reach anyway.
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When I shop, I simply give away all my items to the cashier because, let's be honest, they deserve them more than me. I don't pay for them because it's against my ideals, but it's a powerful gesture.
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just steal more from them to get your value back????????????
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The fred meyer near my house has gone full surveillance cop mode. They put overhead cameras above each self checkout that are presumably always recording. I scanned one of those little plastic containers of rosemary and tossed it into my bag, and it was too light to set off the weight detection or whatever and the machine kept asking me to bag the item. The attendant came over and had to watch the video of me scanning and bagging before he could press the button to let me keep going.
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I saw a dude at Costco losing his mind over the self checkout weight sensor. all I saw as I walked by him (on my way to get a hot dog) was a wild look in his eyes as he slammed a 48 pack of tri-ply down on the scale, right on top of the rest of his stuff.
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Feb 24, 2024 17:49
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Thank God those machines are saving them so much money on labor
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thalweg posted:The fred meyer near my house has gone full surveillance cop mode. They put overhead cameras above each self checkout that are presumably always recording. I scanned one of those little plastic containers of rosemary and tossed it into my bag, and it was too light to set off the weight detection or whatever and the machine kept asking me to bag the item. The attendant came over and had to watch the video of me scanning and bagging before he could press the button to let me keep going. that is horrendous
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thalweg posted:The fred meyer near my house has gone full surveillance cop mode. They put overhead cameras above each self checkout that are presumably always recording. I scanned one of those little plastic containers of rosemary and tossed it into my bag, and it was too light to set off the weight detection or whatever and the machine kept asking me to bag the item. The attendant came over and had to watch the video of me scanning and bagging before he could press the button to let me keep going. Lmao
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thalweg posted:The fred meyer near my house has gone full surveillance cop mode. They put overhead cameras above each self checkout that are presumably always recording. I scanned one of those little plastic containers of rosemary and tossed it into my bag, and it was too light to set off the weight detection or whatever and the machine kept asking me to bag the item. The attendant came over and had to watch the video of me scanning and bagging before he could press the button to let me keep going. this is the poo poo that makes me berserk, you're already making me do the labor you used to have a cashier and bagger for, why the gently caress are you also making it a huge pain my goddamn rear end? DR FRASIER KRANG posted:I saw a dude at Costco losing his mind over the self checkout weight sensor. all I saw as I walked by him (on my way to get a hot dog) was a wild look in his eyes as he slammed a 48 pack of tri-ply down on the scale, right on top of the rest of his stuff. a hero to us all
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At the self checkout, the teenagers are always super tired and just click okay as fast as possible. Self Scan has automated random checks, and they also don't give a poo poo, so at best they catch if you accidentally scanned something without bagging it. I'm pretty sure I've accidentally shoplifted because something didn't scan at some point. I guess in corporate, this means that there should be checks on the teenagers to make sure they aren't phoning it in. Luckily, so far Danish corporate has decided that it's not worth the hassle.
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My local store has gone completely off the rails. Instead of asking politely, the self checkouts now yell at you in the voice of Jame Gumb from Silence of the Lambs, "Put the loving item in the bagging area!!!"
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The only actual way to completely prevent theft at self checkouts would be to have a dedicated employee standing at each self checkout kiosk, and you'd walk up and present your items to them, and they'd scan each and every one for you
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The only actual way to completely prevent theft at self checkouts would be to have a dedicated employee standing at each self checkout kiosk, and you'd walk up and present your items to them, and they'd scan each and every one for you hmm sounds expensive
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As long as everything is being recorded, catching you at the time of checkout isn't terribly important. They can just go back months to find some people to prosecute and, true or not, you're left with the choice between somehow proving you didn't steal a banana last June and joining the criminal caste
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:The only actual way to completely prevent theft at self checkouts would be to have a dedicated employee standing at each self checkout kiosk, and you'd walk up and present your items to them, and they'd scan each and every one for you I have some bad news for you about the expected success rate of that plan. Not that I've ever seen anything.
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Hands off the rosemary. Step away from the kiosk. Slowly with your hands behind your head.
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DROP THE AVOCADO. YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO COMPLY.
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You then get shot anyway because the weight sensor is half busted and can't tell the avocado is on it.
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Someone get Raytheon onto the self checkout market, if the weight is off, you will get shot automatically.
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