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free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I'm guessing it's just the 2 liters that were banned, there's still tons of alcoholic soda esque things available in the us.

I like fishers island lemonade, those things are dangerous

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
ZIMA

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

free hubcaps posted:

I'm guessing it's just the 2 liters that were banned, there's still tons of alcoholic soda esque things available in the us.

I like fishers island lemonade, those things are dangerous

Yeah for sure. They remained available in 12 ounce cans and bottles. With the gold foil!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Disturbing

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



So I'm cleaning and streamlining poo poo around the house with Mrs Beer. Mother by Danzig comes and she's singing it (she's singing basically every song doesn't matter who it is) I tell her those aren't the lyrics. She says "oh ok" So then she starts singing

Mother
If you wanna touch balls with me
We can do it rear end to rear end


She has been singing all the wrong lyrics on purpose for the entire freaking day now

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



It's driving me crazy which I'm sure is the intent besides being funny to her but i can't tell her I'm irritated but secretly impressed

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

So I'm cleaning and streamlining poo poo around the house with Mrs Beer. Mother by Danzig comes and she's singing it (she's singing basically every song doesn't matter who it is) I tell her those aren't the lyrics. She says "oh ok" So then she starts singing

Mother
If you wanna touch balls with me
We can do it rear end to rear end


She has been singing all the wrong lyrics on purpose for the entire freaking day now

To be fair that does kinda seem like Danzig lyrics

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ilovebeersooomuch posted:

So I'm cleaning and streamlining poo poo around the house with Mrs Beer. Mother by Danzig comes and she's singing it (she's singing basically every song doesn't matter who it is) I tell her those aren't the lyrics. She says "oh ok" So then she starts singing

Mother
If you wanna touch balls with me
We can do it rear end to rear end


She has been singing all the wrong lyrics on purpose for the entire freaking day now

:lmao: i wanna hang out with Mrs Beer she's awesome

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I Want to Get Pysical comes on and she sings "Let me hear your body talk" and then farts. She is freaking hysterical laughing. I laughed too - even tho I didn't want to - because it was comedy genius.

It's been like an hour later and she's STILL chuckling

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Dixville posted:

To be fair that does kinda seem like Danzig lyrics

Lol

Ruby Gloom posted:

:lmao: i wanna hang out with Mrs Beer she's awesome

Sometimes I hate to admit how perfect she is for me

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I loving love Cocteau Twins and I never get to talk about it because who the gently caress listens to Cocteau Twins

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Ruby Gloom posted:

:lmao: the uk went in the completely opposite direction and called them "alcopops"

Remember what I've said about Norwegian being a language of poets? We went for "rusbrus" - "intoxication pop".

But yeah it's for fancy lads and 18 year old girls whose dates pay for them. The traditional way is 50/50 cheap vodka (Vikingfjord, or Absolut if you got someone to shop for you in Sweden) and mixer (coke, fanta exotic, or orange juice).

And why yes I've had a long night where we started with equal amounts of Absolut and cheap orange juice, and we were so afraid of running out of mixer we ran out of vodka first.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



redshirt posted:

Two Liter of Bartles & James Wine Cooler, Cherry Flavored

Strawberry Hill or Kountry Kwencher 4lyfe

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
went to denver today and saw this

???

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


DorkusMalorkus posted:

went to denver today and saw this

???

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

DorkusMalorkus posted:

went to denver today and saw this

???

I just want that license plate with no other context

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

PainterofCrap posted:

Strawberry Hill or Kountry Kwencher 4lyfe

Do you remember the Bruce Willis Wine Cooler ad? It was for Seagrams.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



redshirt posted:

Do you remember the Bruce Willis Wine Cooler ad? It was for Seagrams.

The one they ran when he was in Moonlighting?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I Want to Get Pysical comes on and she sings "Let me hear your body talk" and then farts. She is freaking hysterical laughing. I laughed too - even tho I didn't want to - because it was comedy genius.

It's been like an hour later and she's STILL chuckling

Undignified.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

PainterofCrap posted:

The one they ran when he was in Moonlighting?

Yeah, either during the show or right after. He sang.

He also released a solo album at the time,

The Return of Bruno.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


redshirt posted:

Yeah, either during the show or right after. He sang.

He also released a solo album at the time,

The Return of Bruno.

where was he returning from though

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

where was he returning from though

maybe he got thrown out of the blues bar for sucking but when he became famous they let him return

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

where was he returning from though

Bruno was his younger, rougher, wilder self.

His blues album is a return to the wild side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1daIIDQsXI

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I'm watching peeps wrassle in some religious school's gym. It's currently a hoot. Let's see if I'll holler.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
I’m hungry op

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
Also I think I’m gonna post here as my chat thread because it was too annoying going between the regular chat thread and the Friday chat thread. I’m very, very lazy.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


buglord posted:

Also I think I’m gonna post here as my chat thread because it was too annoying going between the regular chat thread and the Friday chat thread. I’m very, very lazy.

this is the best thread its where you see stuff i make and also where people help me
pay for my bad brain mistakes namaste

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


SIDS Vicious posted:

this is the best thread its where you see stuff i make and also where people help me
pay for my bad brain mistakes namaste

also sometimes weiners

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

SIDS Vicious posted:

this is the best thread its where you see stuff i make and also where people help me
pay for my bad brain mistakes namaste

Did you get any glass in your foot lol, that looked like it would have hurt

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

So I'm cleaning and streamlining poo poo around the house with Mrs Beer. Mother by Danzig comes and she's singing it (she's singing basically every song doesn't matter who it is) I tell her those aren't the lyrics. She says "oh ok" So then she starts singing

Mother
If you wanna touch balls with me
We can do it rear end to rear end


She has been singing all the wrong lyrics on purpose for the entire freaking day now

Those are the right lyrics

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Ruby Gloom posted:

also sometimes weiners

Yeah sometimes we post funny dicks

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Also hello folks I’m back from hosting my annual St Pats party and it was a roaring success. I made colcannon for the first time and peeps were scraping the pot for the last bits.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Also if you like the one good Misfits song and want to hear more from an actual good band you should listen to Drug Church

https://youtu.be/IMuWHr12-b0?si=kpr_D4HctR6nxjir

https://youtu.be/Q_bB3LBYG6E?si=wYvODa58qEiRsNf7

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Poms are some of the dumbest dogs and sometimes they try to eat you but they're so darn cute.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


buglord posted:

Did you get any glass in your foot lol, that looked like it would have hurt

i did a bit and had like a lot of cuts, ive heard of people say “the r word” strength and i was in an autistic/adhd rage moment and i get it now, for real

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

SIDS Vicious posted:

i did a bit and had like a lot of cuts, ive heard of people say “the r word” strength and i was in an autistic/adhd rage moment and i get it now, for real

A term I like for this is "berserker mode"

I'm not good with emotions and stuff, I'm usually pretty calm/repressed but sometimes I get really angry and can't handle it too well. Mr Malorkus will kind of see it coming and tell me "don't go berserker on me" and sing that song from Clerks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-9X3ooFvo&t=64s

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
The party was a success. Fun? Had by all. Cake? Consumed heartily. My child getting to dress in a silly cape and crown while I escorted him to the middle of the rink where he was pronounced HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS? Checked off.

I am now p buzzed and delighted people.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Literally A Person posted:

The party was a success. Fun? Had by all. Cake? Consumed heartily. My child getting to dress in a silly cape and crown while I escorted him to the middle of the rink where he was pronounced HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS? Checked off.

I am now p buzzed and delighted people.

Your child is Literally A Prince!

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Literally A Person posted:

The party was a success. Fun? Had by all. Cake? Consumed heartily. My child getting to dress in a silly cape and crown while I escorted him to the middle of the rink where he was pronounced HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS? Checked off.

I am now p buzzed and delighted people.

Aww, that's awesome! For everyone involved.

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