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Sorry I hollered at you like that. I haven't been quite right since Toby Keith passed on.
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:38 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:17 |
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Got a little mini cooler put in the armrest for some road beers
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:39 |
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Extra Large Marge posted:Sorry I hollered at you like that. I haven't been quite right since Toby Keith passed on. Liberalsim killed Toby keef
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 16:48 |
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hello patriots, thanks for tunin in to trucks n trump, the #1 mayga trucks talk show. today we’re comin at u live from the cab of Betsy my beautiful baby girl because the ol ball and chain kicked me out -AGAIN- for teachin my idiot son a lesson about bein a real man
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 17:22 |
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your truck's wiring harnesses were made in Mexico, FYI
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 18:10 |
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I need a 10,000lb Truck to haul me and misses' Rascal Scooters to Golden Corral for Gravy Tuesdays.
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 18:19 |
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*don't bother to learn anything about the car height or driving routes because I am functionally illiterate, so I run a red light in a commercial district designed for small vehicles and right into a low bridge deck. When the truck with totaled cargo finally stops, take my guns and recently filled road beer cooler out, start blaming democrats about becoming unemployed, and try to vote for Trump two times in the next election.*
Der Kyhe fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Feb 25, 2024 |
# ? Feb 25, 2024 18:49 |
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Hey brother I'm gonna have to ask you to pull over, saying hateful slurs like that makes all of us recreational oversized truck drivers look like a bunch of ignorant Prius drivers. Knock it off
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 18:55 |
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Yeah you'll probably want to edit that one out or get probed, you never go full truckbro wait do I need to put [OOC] before that
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 19:07 |
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[at mcdonalds drive thru at 5 am] [maryland accent] whatchu meen yew can't make No feaud cuz yeau gwoT no staFf? haeuaw many people Duhs it Take Ta make mcMohffiNs? naow i gwottuh geau touh worRK with noe breaKfist!
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 19:22 |
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i love shouting slurs out of my rolled down window. its not my fault if somebody feels like they fit the description
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 20:38 |
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Grey Cat posted:Did someone say gas? lmao
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 20:53 |
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Yeah no I loved my old ride but I needed something that gives me a little towing power. The dealer gave me a deal on this one and let me roll my previous loan into this one…not sure what the rate is but they helped me get a real low monthly payment
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 21:23 |
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I'll be back in a bit, I gotta go buy gas
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 21:35 |
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try this lovely venison kielbasa i made from the deer i shot
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# ? Feb 25, 2024 23:53 |
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Flavor Bear posted:try this lovely venison kielbasa i made from the deer i shot It tastes a little less like dog food this year since I had the butcher mix some pork in.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:04 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:was trying to park the truck at the grocery store today and the goddamn lines are too narrow! loving president joe biden made them narrow up the lanes for those pussy-rear end "compact cars" the asians are constantly trying to sell to us. it's a loving travesty and if i didn't already have terms of my probation saying i'm not allowed to leave the state then you had better believe i would be driving my truck - MADE IN AMERICA, a FREEDOM TRUCK built with liberty, there's no better kind of vehicle. i saw a special on the history channel the other day, well i wasn't really watching so much as it was in the background while i was having another one of my goddamn heartburn episodes, real nasty one this time too, but the history channel said that in the modern world the truck is the most valuable vehicle in the military. it fills me with pride knowing that when i climb aboard my dogde ram i'm in the same power of transportation as our troops. if only some of those troops were there to help me at the grocery store today. i just could not get my vehicle in "between the lines" and was struggling with all my might not to lose my rear end when some snotnose shithead starts honking their horn at me! i, i can't help that the truck is long enough that they can't get around me, maybe they should have picked a different lane of the parking lot instead! at that point the loving manager walks out, it's loving gary worst manager at this store or at any grocery store ever in the history of north america, and gary starts giving me the fuckin' snipe eyes and telling me to go park out in the empty part of the parking lot and i told gary i wasn't going to have it any more with him trying to exile me from the store in a way that doesn't get corporate pissed off at him. gary started in on his innocent "i don't know what you're talking about sir" but at this point i've had enough and no amount of medication or god's grace can stop the freight train avalanche that's coming down from me. i put that dodge ram pickup truck into the first of it's eight gears and i slammed that gas pedal to the floor and by god and country music i did run my truck through the front entrance of the grocery store. it felt good knowing i always had had the power to break gary's poo poo but good and to strike a blow against the god drat grocery store assholes but i also knew i was in poo poo because i told the girlfriend i was gonna get her some of those drat groceries she's been up my rear end to get and now i gotta drive a second town over because i got banned from another grocery store. this is the most ridiculous poo poo ever and if it was'n't for my loving wife spreading a bunch of poo poo around the neighborhood i'd tlel my girlfriend to go shop for food for her own place away from mine! gently caress!!!! i hate this goddamn town and if the cops try to take my truck away they're going to have to bring a lot of big men with guns. really big men. I didn't read this but I did see the words truck and gun so like
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:33 |
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Flavor Bear posted:try this lovely venison kielbasa i made from the deer i shot Try my venison chop steaks, they mixed it with pork and cheese to make it good
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:44 |
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favorite part of deer season is rolling up to the taxidermist drunk and acting like i'm the first person to ever bring them an 8-point
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:40 |
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Fuuuuck I gotta buy gas
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 10:20 |
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Anyone got extra horse paste? I dun run out and feel a cough a comin'.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 15:53 |
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Oh that there? That's my spit cup.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 15:54 |
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Does any know the best way to get blood and matted hair out of knobby offroad tires? Asking for a friend.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 17:22 |
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*parks at a school board meeting*
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 17:25 |
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I was at half a tank but ran outta gas while waiting for the pump to open up at Sam's Club. Can somebody help me push this up that open pump over there?
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 17:26 |
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love taking BIG LOADS in the REAR (of my truck)
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 17:58 |
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opted for the extra wide mirrors on my f350 since ill be tugging a lot of big loads
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 18:02 |
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Just ran over a family of 4 in a crosswalk in my lifted F-250 when I dropped my mud jug and spilled my dip spit, I rolled coal as I drove away from the scene.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 18:02 |
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 18:20 |
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He colors his beard in just like me!
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 18:40 |
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Heh, I deleted my personal emissions gear too! *rips extremely loud all protein diet fart* *Me and the boys high five in the crew cab as we all asphyxiate in a cloud that smells like a diesel incinerated corpse*
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 18:48 |
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*declares bankruptcy to escape my creditors* What do you mean I gotta liquidate my truck? It's a drat solid.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 18:49 |
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weg posted:Heh, I deleted my personal emissions gear too! I was wondering which exhausts more gas fumes, the trucks or the drivers. Hmmm...
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 20:20 |
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🎶these are my peeeeoplllllllle/ this is my laaaaaaaand🎶
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 21:21 |
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FlimFlam Imam posted:I was wondering which exhausts more gas fumes, the trucks or the drivers. Hmmm... I READ ON TRUTH SOCIAL IT WAS ACTUALLY HYBRIDS AND EVS
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 23:25 |
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I got all the climate change I need right here *blasts AC* *rolls down window*
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 23:27 |
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Worf posted:I got all the climate change I need right here *quickly turns off AC as engine begins to rapidly overheat*
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 00:03 |
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driving at night without headlights, “it’s not reckless if you’re in control of your vehicle”
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 03:03 |
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386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:driving at night without headlights, “it’s not reckless if you’re in control of your vehicle” i call this eco mode
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 03:36 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 15:17 |
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The station wagon is the superior vehicle.
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# ? Feb 27, 2024 03:47 |