Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Honestly? I'd rather Trump just died during his next public appearance, whether it's tonight or tomorrow or later this week. Just have him drop dead live on a TV where everyone can see it.

It's not like the Republican Party will suddenly turn hyper-competent once the old guy croaks. He's the only thing keeping the basket of various deplorables together. His death will trigger an all out, multi-factional schism. Trump's death isn't the end of the Republicans' problems, it's the beginning.

big mean giraffe posted:

Facebook Aunt posted:

Nuclear annihilation isn't as big a worry as it was 60s-80s, but "nuclear threat" never went away.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Just have him drop dead live on a TV where everyone can see it.

BigglesSWE posted:

If I wrote our reality, I’d have Trump die the day before election day, and Biden one week after. (If I had to have Biden die this year that is).

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

It would be really lovely for a guy who is covered in cameras 24/7 not to die in crisp 4k video, live.

Allowing him to die in his sleep would be crime against humor itself.

Catastrophe posted:

Can anyone translate this into English?

Nessus posted:

I hope he dies on the terlet

Ninurta posted:

And what's your stance on Russia, Конгрессмен?

Obsidianheart posted:

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

It would be really lovely for a guy who is covered in cameras 24/7 not to die in crisp 4k video, live.

Allowing him to die in his sleep would be crime against humor itself.

kazil posted:

lol Trump is going to die somewhere private with only one of his kids or lawyers present and they are going to claim he left his entire empire to them

funeral home DJ posted:

I pray for high-quality microphones in the area to pick up the death shart that is ripped out as his heart finally gives and it becomes the last recording of the dumbest American fascist.

Regrettable posted:

lol what empire?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

It would be really lovely for a guy who is covered in cameras 24/7 not to die in crisp 4k video, live.

Allowing him to die in his sleep would be crime against humor itself.

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/esjesjesj/status/1761799794287149314

Can you believe that, posting an unedited video of me being an evil idiot when she knows I can't respond.

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

He also doesn’t deserve to die in private, away from the public eye. America deserves to see what him dying looks like; every wince, every grimace, and of course, all the poo poo and piss leaving his body at once as he death rattles.

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

SyNack Sassimov posted:

increasingly isoscelated

Lazyfire posted:

I legit thought you had constructed the Trump dancing thing or used AI to create it or something. How have we not been comparing him dancing that one time to his weird step in place move shoulders clap and point dancing at his rallies. Also, isn't it kind of insane that he consistently dances at rallies?

I'm watching the 90's X-Men series after hearing about the revival coming in a couple months. There's of course conservative backlash about it because there's going to be a non-binary character or something, I don't pay attention to their freakout of the day anymore. Anyway, season two opens up with people blowing up Mutant Friendly businesses and firing laser guns (don't ask me how they got those) from pickup trucks at signs declaring a church allows Mutants. They corner a guy who is different looking but doesn't have powers and the guys (always guys) surrounding him tell him that they just hate Mutants, even if they're just living their lives. Then Xavier tells a character that societies have always found an outgroup to blame for various problems instead of trying to cure the societal ills. If you released this poo poo today conservatives would be even angrier than they are about a single character they don't like. They are clearly making a Nazi allegory in the show (down to the Iron Cross symbol the hate group uses), but there are too many parallels to the modern LGBTQ hatred for them to just ignore.

I just started playing the episode where this all happens a second ago and Xavier gets deepfaked like two seconds after the stuff I described above. Will continue to watch to see what other things this 30 year old children's show predicted.

Edit: Ten seconds after that there's an attack on X-Men at a bar that the local news then edits to make it look like they attacked the guys who burst in guns blazing. poo poo's on point.

Strong Sauce posted:

thequartering said the new xmen is woke because rogue's butt isn't drawn as big.

Durf posted:

Trump's legs are definitely going to go first

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Catastrophe posted:

Can anyone translate this into English?

Catastrophe posted:

Can anyone translate this into English?

Stoatbringer posted:

Probably good that the kid left before Trump did a mocking impersonation of him.

BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1761814570295796160?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w


I guess Trump’s handlers know a potential PR catastrophe when they see one, and decided they didn’t want Trump to throw up on a special needs-kid.

Lazyfire posted:

I'm watching the 90's X-Men series after hearing about the revival coming in a couple months. There's of course conservative backlash about it because there's going to be a non-binary character or something, I don't pay attention to their freakout of the day anymore. Anyway, season two opens up with people blowing up Mutant Friendly businesses and firing laser guns (don't ask me how they got those) from pickup trucks at signs declaring a church allows Mutants.

Professor Shark posted:

Trump isn’t in any type of shape unless potato is a shape now lol

Catastrophe posted:

His shape is "burlap sack stuffed with mashed potatoes"

WHY BONER NOW posted:

uh...uh...ummm...oh! It's actually his pet name for her, he's sharing an intimate detail! And he did it on purpose! pwned again libtards