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Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

-kill Russians
-keep trying to provoke China
-kill Palestinians
-torment refugees

And if you have a problem with any of this, you have a lot of growing up to do

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Best Friends posted:

-kill Russians
-keep trying to provoke China
-kill Palestinians
-torment refugees

And if you have a problem with any of this, you have a lot of growing up to do

Tell me about it. I haven't even turned the corpses of my dead wife and dead kid into political props yet!

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Nichael posted:

Can someone tell me what the platform is of the national Democrat Party?

Lucky for you Biden just texted me:


a huge piece of poo poo posted:

Unlike Donald Trump’s campaign, this campaign is about all of us. It’s about OUR future together. And preserving and strengthening OUR democracy.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Oh okay.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





'OUR'? sounds like communism!!!!! (god, I wish)

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



- Consolidate federal data centers
- Embed Ducklo

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Nichael posted:

Can someone tell me what the platform is of the national Democrat Party?

Democracy and vote and donate.

Kreeblah
May 17, 2004

INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE


Taco Defender

Nichael posted:

Can someone tell me what the platform is of the national Democrat Party?

https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1261004586359422979

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Nichael posted:

Can someone tell me what the platform is of the national Democrat Party?

Israel ftw, no questions

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Nichael posted:

Can someone tell me what the platform is of the national Democrat Party?

https://www.whitehouse.gov/priorities/

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Nichael posted:

Can someone tell me what the platform is of the national Democrat Party?

Good vibes.

LuxuryLarva
Sep 8, 2023

Hot dude with a cool attitude.
The reason that liberals are so incredibly stupid is because the machinery of empire is just one giant rube goldberg machine designed to transform human misery into money for liberals. The entire purpose of the machine is to extract, yes, but its construction is so complicated that it lets the people pushing the "get money" button to slightly unfocus their eyes and just pretend that nothing happening behind the curtain is real and it's all just a product of their enemies who want to smear them and their perfect moral and intellectual ideals. This is why the ones that actually do know how the machine works come across as so cold and insane - because liberalism is cold and insane.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Nichael posted:

Can someone tell me what the platform is of the national Democrat Party?

Trump!

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

If I had to put it in a few words, I'd say they are a Law and Order party

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
According to joebiden.com the 2024 platform is trump bad and please give Joe money. He's pro freedom and democracy is on the valet

There literally isn't a platform or any mention of what he wants to do as president other than 'finish the job'

libs will fact check this with 'the party platform isn't set until the convention' but actually I'll concede it's smart not to actually have a platform, make any promises, or set goals for a politician in the US rn.

They don't actually deliver anything and their boosters will claim victory anyway, so why actually put together anything like policy planks and goals? It'll just be a liability when people quote your abandoned website back to you in 2-6 years and only sickos actually read them.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
https://twitter.com/HotSpotHotSpot/status/1761423671791407269

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
I'm gonna guess those people aren't exactly being framed as reasonable and correct by msnbc

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

msdnc

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

extremely correct and good opinions detected

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


:letsgo:

fizziester
Dec 21, 2023

Nichael posted:

Can someone tell me what the platform is of the national Democrat Party?

MORE

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WOMEN AND LBGTQA

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NAZIS

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SHOOTING

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PALESTINIAN

* clap *

CHILDREN

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
the democrats are going to lose

https://twitter.com/taliaotg/status/1761944158636331247

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Wonder what they'll do when Biden loses the popular vote

FLIPADELPHIA
Apr 27, 2007

Heavy Shit
Grimey Drawer
Those Bernie Bros really shouldn't have set that poor young innocent Patriot soldier on fire like that

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

super sweet best pal posted:

Wonder what they'll do when Biden loses the popular vote

it's obviously the left's fault for being unpleasable so they'll just have to shift right

it's not that they want to in their heart of hearts deep down, you understand, but since the purity testing tantrum throwing left betrayed them they have no choice but to appeal to republicans more

it's the mature choice, since they're already as far left as its reasonably possible to be

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

super sweet best pal posted:

Wonder what they'll do when Biden loses the popular vote

claim russia hacked the numbers somehow

Delta-Wye
Sep 29, 2005

super sweet best pal posted:

Wonder what they'll do when Biden loses the popular vote

clearly the problem was biden wasn't old enough. we need an older, more senile person next time!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

super sweet best pal posted:

Wonder what they'll do when Biden loses the popular vote

double down on vote scolding for the next four years

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

super sweet best pal posted:

Wonder what they'll do when Biden loses the popular vote
Raise money, of course. It's like their only goal in life.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Coolness Averted posted:


They don't actually deliver anything and their boosters will claim victory anyway, so why actually put together anything like policy planks and goals? It'll just be a liability when people quote your abandoned website back to you in 2-6 years and only sickos actually read them.

Wasn't this Hillary's strategy. People will be disappointed if you make promises and don't deliver, therefore promise them nothing and expect them to vote for nothing because ???

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Nichael posted:

Can someone tell me what the platform is of the national Democrat Party?

https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/2004-republican-party-platform

Srice
Sep 11, 2011

super sweet best pal posted:

Wonder what they'll do when Biden loses the popular vote

In 2020 the centrist dems that lost their house seats blamed the left within hours of their loss so I am sure that will be the case here too.

HermitSupplier
Sep 19, 2023
They're already blaming the left for his poll numbers being down, his approval rating being down, and for more people coming out to say they refuse to vote for him because of the genocide he's happily cheering on. Everything they don't like is because of the left and their evil, disgusting "principles" like "don't fund a genocide" corrupting the foolish uninformed voter that would have definitely voted for Biden otherwise

HermitSupplier
Sep 19, 2023
Online leftists are both so ineffectual and unnecessary for political victory but are also so strong they're a big reason why Biden will probably lose. The enemy is strong and weak at the same time yadda yadda etc etc

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

LuxuryLarva posted:

The reason that liberals are so incredibly stupid is because the machinery of empire is just one giant rube goldberg machine designed to transform human misery into money for liberals. The entire purpose of the machine is to extract, yes, but its construction is so complicated that it lets the people pushing the "get money" button to slightly unfocus their eyes and just pretend that nothing happening behind the curtain is real and it's all just a product of their enemies who want to smear them and their perfect moral and intellectual ideals. This is why the ones that actually do know how the machine works come across as so cold and insane - because liberalism is cold and insane.
Adding to this, the history of liberal revolution is a history of wealthy liberals getting poor socialists/leftists to do the fighting and dying for them, only to betray them and institute a liberal regime based on property. This is why affluent liberals are currently so terrified of "populism" in all its forms.

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

HermitSupplier posted:

They're already blaming the left for his poll numbers being down, his approval rating being down, and for more people coming out to say they refuse to vote for him because of the genocide he's happily cheering on. Everything they don't like is because of the left and their evil, disgusting "principles" like "don't fund a genocide" corrupting the foolish uninformed voter that would have definitely voted for Biden otherwise

don’t worry, Islamophobia is back on the menu. they’ll blame Muslims as much as the left this time when biden loses Michigan.

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021
drat, sounds like this "Left" are pretty big and influential. Maybe the Democrats should represent their interests.

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HermitSupplier
Sep 19, 2023

Jon Carbuncle posted:

don’t worry, Islamophobia is back on the menu. they’ll blame Muslims as much as the left this time when biden loses Michigan.

I scrolled up a bit to see if anyone posted it already but couldn't find it in my quick glance, but I saw a thread some liberal on twitter made that was like "Sorry guys, the Arab population in Michigan is like 1% and Biden won by 1.8% there last time, so this really won't affect him."

Yeah cause .8% is pocket change in an election and the only people that care about genocide are people of the same race or ethnicity as those getting genocided. The election might as well be cancelled with how sure Biden is to win now!

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