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Longpig Bard posted:So the nuclear threat ended at the end of 1979? Yeah that's when we all died and moved on to an imaginary simulation timeline.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:35 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 10:28 |
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That Melania -> Mercedes video thumbnail has her being the most airbrushed a person has ever been, good lord.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:36 |
Batterypowered7 posted:Jordan Peterson: Never forget what they took from us! Pent-up Peterson ponders penises late at night! The cum farms of China strike again! Awoooo! Cum farms of China!
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:37 |
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Do not come.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:39 |
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Getting your wife’s name wrong has got to make some Rightwingers wonder
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:39 |
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:39 |
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Catastrophe posted:Can anyone translate this into English? Instead they deal with the very present and real danger that their peers may at any time decide to murder them due to the escalation rhetoric of boomers who believe the sole reason for schools existing is to conduct security theatre drills for the state, and worse the young people think they can change this by caring about others in their society.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:41 |
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:Honestly? I'd rather Trump just died during his next public appearance, whether it's tonight or tomorrow or later this week. Just have him drop dead live on a TV where everyone can see it. People have been predicting the breakup of the Republican party for as long as I've been paying attn to politics, 20 plus years now. Honestly you're setting up yourself to be super disappointed if this is actually something you really are hoping for.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:44 |
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Professor Shark posted:Getting your wife’s name wrong has got to make some Rightwingers wonder It's gotta make Melania wonder who the heck this Mercedes might be
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:45 |
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wonder if Melania and Turmp are only speaking through lawyers at this point
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:46 |
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Professor Shark posted:Getting your wife’s name wrong has got to make some Rightwingers wonder thinking of all those conservative marriages that seem real and genuine and not a desperate attempt to pass themselves off as normal human beings if anything Lyndsey Graham is a brave outlier for sticking to the 'Washingtons Most Eligible Bachelor!' thing for his entire life Durf fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Feb 26, 2024 |
# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:46 |
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Catastrophe posted:It's gotta make Melania wonder who the heck this Mercedes might be She really doesn't care. Do u?
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:48 |
I think people are reading that backwards. He's moaning about War Biden the Tyrant and how Millennials only worrying about avocado toast has led to our weak soy military and potential nuclear disaster with strong man Putin everyone should surrender to. Only Donny the Dove can save us by standing up to Russia and heroically tucking tail and licking Putin's boots to a sparkling shine. Who knows though, translating chudspeak at this point is like interpreting chicken entrails through a cracked kaleidoscope.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:53 |
Shageletic posted:People have been predicting the breakup of the Republican party for as long as I've been paying attn to politics, 20 plus years now. Honestly you're setting up yourself to be super disappointed if this is actually something you really are hoping for.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 00:55 |
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Pay your bill you bronzed bitch
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:02 |
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Tick tock Donnie. Hope NY sends some tough guys when collecting day comes.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:04 |
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Durf posted:thinking of all those conservative marriages that seem real and genuine and not a desperate attempt to pass themselves off as normal human beings If I had any animated gif skills I'd make that a Street Fighter game. HYA HYA DOUBLE COMBO!
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:05 |
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Catastrophe posted:It's gotta make Melania wonder who the heck this Mercedes might be Mr. Barnesworth posted:wonder if Melania and Turmp are only speaking through lawyers at this point Question. Answer.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:07 |
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Currently loling at Serious Journalists pretending that Haley is trying to beat Trump in a contest of who gets the most votes instead of just continuing to receive verbal abuse from from Him in hopes of being the only person left standing before the convention in the event that Trump gets convicted of something or that Melania finally gets that YUCK! moment.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:08 |
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I think the last Koch brother just hates him
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:10 |
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Lifespan posted:Pay your bill you bronzed bitch Yeah, or Russia can do what they want with him
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:11 |
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Lmao “American’s for no prosperity” he’s still got it! How does he come up with these zingers?!
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:12 |
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The Mercedes thing is fascinating because it's so far outside his usual brain slips. Like calling her Melanie, or Marla, or Marlena I can get, but seriously, how to get Mercedes from there?
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:13 |
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nine-gear crow posted:The Mercedes thing is fascinating because it's so far outside his usual brain slips. Like calling her Melanie, or Marla, or Marlena I can get, but seriously, how to get Mercedes from there? Maybe she's going to get one out of the prenup and it's eating him up inside.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:16 |
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nine-gear crow posted:The Mercedes thing is fascinating because it's so far outside his usual brain slips. Like calling her Melanie, or Marla, or Marlena I can get, but seriously, how to get Mercedes from there? Real talk, what else could it be other than some kind of dementia? Forgetting names is a classic sign. Like, try to imagine what it would take to actually forget your own wife's name, that badly? Was he just looking at a Mercedes on his instagram feed and his mind was wandering to it while he was making that speech? Who the gently caress knows.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:19 |
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Maybe Mercedes was her stripper name?
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:20 |
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Toxic Mental posted:Real talk, what else could it be other than some kind of dementia? Forgetting names is a classic sign. Like, try to imagine what it would take to actually forget your own wife's name, that badly? Was he just looking at a Mercedes on his instagram feed and his mind was wandering to it while he was making that speech? Who the gently caress knows. I'm pretty sure that at least half of his "dementia moments" come from him reading poo poo off a teleprompter and being too vain to wear glasses, so he can't see what he's reading. He's also a moron, so he's literally reading word-by-word without contextualizing the meaning of the entire sentence. 'Cuz he's dumb as poo poo and an established furniture-humper.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:23 |
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Spindle posted:But Trump allies said he was likely referring to Mercedes Schlapp, a political commentator and wife of American Conservative Union (CPAC organizer) chair and former White House staffer Matt Schlapp, who he mentioned later in the speech. Oh that makes sense. I could see Trump banging her since her husband... well... y'know.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:24 |
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main stream media : Don just loves cars sooo much, is this his pivot for the youth vote? How can Biden compete?
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:24 |
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He may have been looking at someone who was in the crowd of the front row, someone named Mercedes? No, I’m not trying to rationalize or normalize his poo poo. It’s possible! (I think it’s much more likely that he had the name Mercedes in his head from some other talking point but the idea got soaked and churned around in his oatmeal brains and “Mercedes” leaked out when he was talking about Melanie)
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:25 |
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I'm pretty sure that at least half of his "dementia moments" come from him reading poo poo off a teleprompter and being too vain to wear glasses, so he can't see what he's reading. But that was clearly an off-teleprompter moment and it's his own drat wife... and yes I know he's a loving stupid idiot but that's just bonkers Here's why that's bad for Biden.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:25 |
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Professor Shark posted:Getting your wife’s name wrong has got to make some Rightwingers wonder lol don't kid yourself
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:26 |
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nine-gear crow posted:The Mercedes thing is fascinating because it's so far outside his usual brain slips. Like calling her Melanie, or Marla, or Marlena I can get, but seriously, how to get Mercedes from there? Psychologist John Gartner claims these brain slips are examples of "phonemic paraphasias". He also claims these are evidence of ongoing, and moderate to severe Alzheimer's. quote:"Phonemic paraphasias" —the substitution of non-words for words that sound similar—are not normally seen until a patient enters the moderate to severe stages of Alzheimer’s. From this article. So, that's how he gets from "Melania" to "Mercedes": active dementia. Edit: For those who think the slip ups might be because Trump has difficulty reading, while yes it has been widely reported that his ability to read is quite weak, the psychologist in the above article claims the speech patterns are specifically evidence of dementia and not simple illiteracy. quote:Some examples of Trump’s non-words: Beneficiaries becomes “benefishes.” Renovations become “renoversh.” Pivotal became “pivobal." Obama became “obamna.” Missiles became “mishiz.” Christmas became “Crissus.” Bipartisan became “bipars.” Chimp_On_Stilts fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Feb 26, 2024 |
# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:29 |
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He definitely met Mercedes Schlapp backstage and was thinking about loving her when he intended to mention his wife.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:30 |
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LOL Schlapped like a dong
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:30 |
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Professor Shark posted:Getting your wife’s name wrong has got to make some Rightwingers wonder This is how the right is responding to the whole ordeal: https://x.com/roxie32819/status/1761581195635171410?s=46 Edit: f;b Synesthesian Fetish fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Feb 26, 2024 |
# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:31 |
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Can someone with a better connection to Jesus ask him to update Trump's teleprompter to simply read I poo poo MY DIAPERS over and over
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:31 |
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QuarkJets posted:Can someone with a better connection to Jesus ask him to update Trump's teleprompter to simply read I poo poo MY DIAPERS over and over Sadly he never uses a teleprompter.
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:32 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 10:28 |
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"BRAINDEAD" (BIRDBRAIN?)
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# ? Feb 26, 2024 01:38 |