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How long until this guy figures out he's dead?
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Feb 25, 2024 06:49
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All summarily judged at fault for interfering with such blameless, holy creatures
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Feb 25, 2024 06:51
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I hope the trains were okay
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Feb 25, 2024 06:57
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muscles like this! posted:Why don't they look? Because they're stupid, OP.
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Feb 25, 2024 07:12
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For a summer I was a flagger on the railroad while they replaced a bunch of ties and rail. During this time, the arms did not function, so I was effectively the arm. My STOP/SLOW sign was supposed to function as a stand-in for the blinking red lights and arms. During that time, nobody was hurt, but holy poo poo if a driver sees you spin the sign to say STOP because the train is coming, it's like a bull seeing loving red. TELL ME TO STOP WILL YOU PEASANT VRROOOOOOOOOM
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Feb 25, 2024 07:15
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The General posted:No idea. Never had car insurance. I assume not, but dumbass there doesn't seem like the brightest bulb regardless of his intents. a poster named The General never having car insurance is kinda funny
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Feb 25, 2024 07:21
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credburn posted:For a summer I was a flagger on the railroad while they replaced a bunch of ties and rail. During this time, the arms did not function, so I was effectively the arm. My STOP/SLOW sign was supposed to function as a stand-in for the blinking red lights and arms. During that time, nobody was hurt, but holy poo poo if a driver sees you spin the sign to say STOP because the train is coming, it's like a bull seeing loving red. TELL ME TO STOP WILL YOU PEASANT VRROOOOOOOOOM Going by these gifs, they probably should've given you a gun or some sort of howitzer
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Feb 25, 2024 07:24
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Does anyone have the edit of this one with the alternate street markings
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Feb 25, 2024 07:32
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muscles like this! posted:Why don't they look?
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Feb 25, 2024 08:15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqLpNlfruHY
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Feb 25, 2024 10:29
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How do I get into the cod throwing gig
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Feb 25, 2024 11:03
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muscles like this! posted:Why don't they look? How do you not hear or feel a train that close?
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Feb 25, 2024 12:36
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Feb 25, 2024 13:40
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Large Testicles posted:a poster named The General never having car insurance is kinda funny  was my first thought. https://www.thegeneral.com/
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Feb 25, 2024 13:48
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Karate Bastard posted:How do I get into the cod throwing gig You have to start small. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8XeDvKqI4E
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Feb 25, 2024 14:46
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pixaal posted:How do you not hear or feel a train that close? Trains go really fast. They look at how far away the train is and think they've got tons of time because it's so far, but trains are much, much faster than they're prepared for. Which is why you don't gently caress around on train tracks. Trains go really loving fast and cannot, under any circumstances, stop in time to avoid an unexpected obstacle.
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Feb 25, 2024 15:13
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I think railway crossings prove that all the "this is not a place of honour" bullshit simply could not work, ever.
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Feb 25, 2024 15:30
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davidspackage posted:Going by these gifs, they probably should've given you a gun or some sort of howitzer I have a delightful mental image of them just waltzing down the tracks, blasting the gently caress out of any car that's crossing against the train.
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Feb 25, 2024 16:26
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Karate Bastard posted:How do I get into the cod throwing gig It's only for those to whom journalism is their call of duty.
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Feb 25, 2024 16:42
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pixaal posted:How do you not hear or feel a train that close? People often underestimate how fast trains move due to how big they are, and when they're traveling in the same direction as the sound they make (i.e. toward you), there is not that much time between when you hear it and when it reaches you. Trains are loud, so people assume they'll be able to hear a train coming, but you don't actually have much time if you're on the tracks.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I think railway crossings prove that all the "this is not a place of honour" bullshit simply could not work, ever. Spooky but true, sorry future generations about the cancer and gruesome radiation injuries
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Feb 25, 2024 17:25
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madmatt112 posted:Spooky but true, sorry future generations about the cancer and gruesome radiation injuries If the future generations' biggest worry is coming across a radioactive waste storage facility, hen we will have done a remarkably good job securing said future generations' future.
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Feb 25, 2024 17:34
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steinrokkan posted:If the future generations' biggest worry is coming across a radioactive waste storage facility, hen we will have done a remarkably good job securing said future generations' future. lol. Lmao, secondarily. Future generations recovering from The Great Decline are gonna get Great Filtered when they pull a Goiânia Incident (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accident) but across the entire civilization without ever knowing what the hell happened.
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Feb 25, 2024 17:37
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We should just somehow rig a screen that laughs at you when they die to radiation or what have you. If you die to the place without honor, its honestly a skill issue.
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Feb 25, 2024 17:56
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The General posted:How long until this guy figures out he's dead? Til the other shoe drops.
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Feb 25, 2024 18:32
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madmatt112 posted:lol. Lmao, This should be their only warning
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Feb 25, 2024 18:52
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madmatt112 posted:lol. Lmao, secondarily. Future generations recovering from The Great Decline are gonna get Great Filtered when they pull a Goiânia Incident (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goi%C3%A2nia_accident) but across the entire civilization without ever knowing what the hell happened. I never noticed the mention of 50,000 contaminated rolls of toilet paper before, lol.
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Feb 25, 2024 19:27
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devmd01 posted:I never noticed the mention of 50,000 contaminated rolls of toilet paper before, lol. How do you think the King got rear end cancer?
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(Funny)
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madmatt112 posted:How do you think the King got rear end cancer? the power of prayers?
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thatbastardken posted:the power of prayers? That’s what happens when you set yourself up as an anti-pope without even having the decency to call yourself the pope 
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Feb 25, 2024 23:26
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credburn posted:(Funny) It's to differentiate it from the similar but importantly different Reporter Get Hit By Fish (Tragic).
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Feb 26, 2024 00:49
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SpacePig posted:It's to differentiate it from the similar but importantly different Reporter Get Hit By Fish (Tragic). Still not as bad as Reporter Get Hit By Fish (MATURE CONTENT) 
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Feb 26, 2024 01:25
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“A woman who tried to claim €760,383 (£649,967) for injuries she suffered in a car crash lost her case after she was pictured winning a Christmas tree-throwing contest.” drat all those cameras! https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-photographed-throwing-tree-claiming-144338896.html
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Feb 26, 2024 01:31
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Takes No Damage posted:Still not as bad as Reporter Get Hit By Fish (MATURE CONTENT) This is actually a very unique issue that almost only occurs in America. That is: fatal baseball injuries to children due to getting hitting the chest with a ball and it stops the heart. 
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Feb 26, 2024 01:32
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Ugh, it wasn't quite that bad, but one of my usually repressed memories was of a kid taking a line drive to the face like that in Little League. As far as I know, it was "just" a broken jaw, but it was very rough.
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Feb 26, 2024 01:57
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dialhforhero posted:This is actually a very unique issue that almost only occurs in America. Is there any reason beyond way more American kids play baseball than in any other country?
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Air Skwirl posted:Is there any reason beyond way more American kids play baseball than in any other country? That, pretty much. In cricket you’re not actually standing in the path of the ball.
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I wonder if there’s also some “walk it off, we don’t want to pay for an ambulance” involved
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